Is it too early to start thinking about Halloween costumes??

We should all dress as that for Halloween!
I call the head!!!
 
There's absofuckinglutely nothing hotter than raw human-centipede-on-human-centipede action. Since 2009, it's been the No. 1 most searched term on pornhub.

No. 2 is "human-centipede-on-human-centipede cheerleaders."
 
There's absofuckinglutely nothing hotter than raw human-centipede-on-human-centipede action. Since 2009, it's been the No. 1 most searched term on pornhub.

No. 2 is "human-centipede-on-human-centipede cheerleaders."

Wait so is that like 2 human centipede chains doin' it? How? It would have to be focused mostly on the tail ends of the centipedes since the mouths would be obstructing most access

Also does the human centipede cheerleader lay on its side in order to wave its Pompoms? It would look so silly wiggling on the ground like that
 
Wait so is that like 2 human centipede chains doin' it? How? It would have to be focused mostly on the tail ends of the centipedes since the mouths would be obstructing most access

Also does the human centipede cheerleader lay on its side in order to wave its Pompoms? It would look so silly wiggling on the ground like that

*bitch slaps the cheerleader centipede ass eating thingy*
 
Wait so is that like 2 human centipede chains doin' it? How? It would have to be focused mostly on the tail ends of the centipedes since the mouths would be obstructing most access

Also does the human centipede cheerleader lay on its side in order to wave its Pompoms? It would look so silly wiggling on the ground like that

This isn't about... orifices... orifici... orifi... holes. It's about the beautiful physical love that can be expressed between two or three or four or ten caring, surgically improvised humanoid arthropods.
 
what are you going to be for Halloween?

Human cheerleader centipede seems to be taken.

Although very very wrong, I thought this was pretty cute:

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Imma be eating chocolate and drinking a beer.
No Halloween parties this year, but I am going to an 80s party the weekend before!
 
Denny

I'm gonna go as a forest ranger, someone has to look after the wood
Ranger Gord on the Red Greene show?

Life is a stage, costumes are what we wear upon it.
I still remember the time wife Dollie wore one of her one piece black web outfits to one of those large 'animal type' lodges for what was supposed to be an adult Halloween party. You know, royal order of Possum Lodge kinda place.
She actually won first place. Everything went well until she went up on the brightly lit stage. Her web outfits were all custom cut to only hide certain parts but the rest was exposed. In the dimly lit hall most members thought she had flesh colored clothes like circus performers wear under the holes and slits.
She was given her prize by the head Possum, told to get some decent clothes on, or go home.
Well, we had a van then and it was always filled wth her play clothes. She ended up wearing a mildly low blouse and shorts a bit too short. Again she was told to wear family attire or retire.
The odd part was there were lots of ladies wearing very short shorts and cleavage showing tops. Plus Dollie won first so apparently someone liked her revealing outfit.
Damned, can't find the photos.

Once I dressed like a hooker at a square dance party. But that's nuther Halloweenie.


Shhhh...
Don't tell EVERYONE!
:heart:
No one reads these crappy threads. You're safe.:nana:
 
I'm thinking of getting a big, floofy dress, a wand, and a tiara, and going as a Fairy DommeMother. :cathappy:
 
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