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Is there such thing as a bad blow job?

Good god yes. I could give you a phone number. :eek: But then I met my wife...Holy Cock Sucking Master!!! She'd never even seen a cock before mine and within just a few hesitant tries, she was taking me all the way down her throat. Sixteen years later she still swallows every last drop. God I love that woman.:) Of course that is not the reason that I love her so much...just one hell of a perk.
 
Jenny17 said:
Choke, choke, cough cough, I am here to please you darling.
I can hardly wait for you to stuff my mouth once again ...
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As long as those beautiful lips are gentle my sweet. I'm sorry for being rough, but your throat is just too tempting...
 
It won't be very tempting if she throws up...just sayin'. :)
 
Wait.... when I saw the title I thought from a guy's perspective the answer would be "no", barring there being pain involved.

From my perspective as someone who loooves to do this....I am extremely aware at all times about how my partner is reacting. I can tell "oh that feels good" moans from "that was a bit owie" moans, and of course there is also the tell-tale silence if you aren't doing things the right way for him.

One of the biggest pleasures of doing it is adjusting what I am doing to bring out the maximum pleasure for him. Often that involves allowing my hair to brush across his legs and stomach while I move, and other things not directly involved in the actual act. I try to use just my mouth as much as possible while using my hands to rub and cup the parts that my mouth isn't by at that moment, usually on his balls. I love to see how much I can do without touching any part of him except his cock and balls, like he's lying there in darkness and suddenly a warm hot mouth is on him and he can only wonder what will happen next. No hands to give a hint, no warm body against him, just a mouth.

Other times the body connection is what is hot and pressing against his thighs with my breasts is a big part of what's making him happy.

If a partner listens to his/her lover, they can give a good blow job every time. If worst comes to worst, slow steady gentleness will get the job done, lol, and just a bit of hip thrusting can give the message that you need more/faster/deeper etc...

It's so awesome....I love the smells, the sounds, the tastes. I give anyone props for at least trying as long as they are in tune with their partner and being an active participant, not a passive aggressive one....
 
Lisa - you sound like you give a great blow job, and probably great sex generally. You have a lucky partner x
 
That's the ticket!

I answered earlier on this thread and seem to be the only one who hasn't ever had a bad BJ. I'm over 40 and have been married more than once and was also single from 30 to 40 and played hard during those years. I think both partners need to be in tune in some fashion for the sex to be satisfying or "Good". I think I have just never chosen someone whom I wasn't in tune with. Darklisa above me seems to be on the same wavelength.
 
Perfectly written and I swear I have known the same women. I have to add one more turnoff for myself: an overaggressive attack on my prostate by one gal and it hurt for a week.

amofiga said:
Yes there can be a bad blowjob when someone has no idea what to do. It could indeed be their first time and they really don't know what to do, or they could just be totally uninterested or put off by doing it in the first place.

One problem, as some have pointed out, is teeth. It doesn't take much scraping of teeth on a sensitive cock to be a turn off. Had a girlfriend like this till she was taught the right way.

Another is actually sucking like someone is trying to literally suck the chrome off the trailer hitch. The term "sucking cock" can be confusing to some people and think that's what they're supposed to do. Suck like crazy. They don't understand that just a little suction goes a long way and it's mostly "mouth fucking" and licking and such. I knew a woman who actually gave me a "hicky on my dicky" because she sucked like a fucking vacuum cleaner and broke blood vessles in the head of my dick.

Third is the "do nothing". They take your cock, put it in their mouth and it lays there like a dead fish unless maybe you just go ahead and fuck her mouth. They think putting your cock in their mouth is the end of it. No tongue action, no "fucking" action. No licking. They simply think that just putting your cock in their mouth is supposed to send you into ecastcy.

Finally, there's the "don't you dare let that thing cum" woman. They may be willing to blow you a little but God help you if you cum in their mouth or on their face. It's all good if there's no orgasm involved, and it's only "foreplay.". For me, that's only good so often. At least some of the time, I want a genuine cum-in-the-mouth swallow-it-all blowjob.

Finally, there's the woman that absolutely is grossed out by taking your cock in her mouth after you've taken it out of her cunt. I like to go back and forth between getting my cock sucked, eating pussy, fucking, 69, back to some fucking, back to finishing in her mouth or eating some creamiepie if I come in her snatch. It always surprised me how many women were happy to let you lick your cum out of her pussy but God help you if you then tried to kiss her. I also had one woman actually turn her head away and act completely grossed out because I took my dick out of her pussy and tried to put it in her mouth. Ladies, in my book, if you don't like the taste of cum or even the taste of your own pussy, it's time to find another guy. It may sound like a male pig, but it's the way I see it.
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Yhe very next bad blowjob that I get, will be the first bad blowjob. The worst I have had were great. I had one in a glory hole once where I came in about 15 seconds. It was good but short. Not sure what he did.
 
Not only is there definitely such a thing as a bad blow job, they are in fact the norm.

This "no bad blow job" meme has been spread by desperadoes and supplicating horndogs. It's pernicious because it allows females to remain self satisfied with their too-often sub par skills.

Ask any man who has had his dick in enough mouths to constitute a fair statistical sample and he'll tell you the same.
 
rosco rathbone said:
Not only is there definitely such a thing as a bad blow job, they are in fact the norm.

This "no bad blow job" meme has been spread by desperadoes and supplicating horndogs. It's pernicious because it allows females to remain self satisfied with their too-often sub par skills.

Ask any man who has had his dick in enough mouths to constitute a fair statistical sample and he'll tell you the same.
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My guess is that with your arrogance you are by no means one of the men you made mention of that have the experience to give a valid opinion. This leads me to the obvious conclusion that you must spend a fair amount of time asking other men about the blow jobs they have received. That or perhaps you have become an expert at giving them yourself?
 
One more thing that can ruin a blow job: a bad angle. It doesn't work for me if my cock is being pulled to the side. I can't explain why, but it's a lost cause if its being pulled to the left or the right.
 
southern_gal said:
My guess is that with your arrogance you are by no means one of the men you made mention of that have the experience to give a valid opinion. This leads me to the obvious conclusion that you must spend a fair amount of time asking other men about the blow jobs they have received. That or perhaps you have become an expert at giving them yourself?
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:heart:

I think I just fell in love with my first woman.

Psst....(making hand gestures)....call me.

lol
 
southern_gal said:
My guess is that with your arrogance you are by no means one of the men you made mention of that have the experience to give a valid opinion. This leads me to the obvious conclusion that you must spend a fair amount of time asking other men about the blow jobs they have received. That or perhaps you have become an expert at giving them yourself?
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You guess wrong.

It's not arrogance to point out the simple facts. Women are told constantly that the most rudimentary knobbing counts as awesome oral. This is not so. No one benefits from this state of affairs.
 
Oh dear ...

Reading this long after I posted way up above ...

Girls, surely those who don't like this just don't do it?

Guys, surely as soon as we sense a reticence, we invite the lass to come north again?

Si ;)
 
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YES---,YEs there is such a thing as a bad blow job.
 
Speaking as one who has given (blowjobs to guys) and received (blowjobs from women) numerous times, YES.

33% attitude, 33% enthusiasm, 34% talent.
 
It's like asking if there's such a thing as bad pizza.

Of course, there's bad fucking pizza. There's shitty, uberprocessed, half-assed cafeteria pizza; greasy, nasty 7-11 slices; and year-old cardboard frozen storebrand pizzas, caked with freezer burn.

They're horrible.

And they're still better than about 80 percent of the stuff on this planet.
 
When I was a teen, a girl I grew up with and I were talking about sex. I told her I didn't want to suck my boyfriend's dick because I was afraid he'd cum in my mouth. She looked at me, surprised, and said, "why would that scare you? It's fucking amazing to give head and blowing them until they cum in your mouth".

That was the first time I had heard anything positive about giving head. In our culture it's often joked that a good anniversary present or birthday present is a steak and a blowjob. I always understood this to imply that blowjobs are infrequent enough that they are reserved for holiday gifts--that they're something only enjoyable to men and something women should just tight lipped and reluctantly dole out a few times a year. Many women feel that it's demeaning to kneel in front of a man and worship his cock. Others may think it's gross to put genitals in her mouth (how many times growing up do kids hear that it's gross to touch themselves, or get "ew" messages about genitals?), or may think its gross to suck on something where pee comes out of.

I was raised in a sexually liberal home (sex talk was normal, nudity was normal), so I didn't hear a ton of negative sentiments regarding sex organs. But, I think I had internalized some of the ick factor we often hear and see.

Thank God I talked to my friend that day. She went on to describe how amazing dick skin is. I don't know if you've ever noticed, but the skin on a dick is absolutely amazing. It's got this natural sheen and is so soft--silky, smooth, soft. It's like heaven. She described taking it and just making love to her boyfriendls dick...as a stand alone entity. She said she can forget he's there and just take it and run her lips over it, rub it on her face, gently run her hands over it while rubbing the tip against her lips. She had this look of utter pleasure on her face and a far off look in her eyes as she demonstrated what she meant on her hands. Then she said after just really almost communing w the dick (she didn't say communing with the dick, lol, but that's the best way to sum up what she did describe) she would make it her goal to fuck him with her mouth and make it feel better than any pussy by taking him down her throat, moving her tongue while taking long, deep, fast, rhythmic strokes. She made sucking a cock sound like the most amazing, fun, awesome thing ever and totally turned me into someone who craves giving head.

I've actually only ever had 3 men cum in my mouth and have had over 20 partners and I've still been told that I give the best head they've ever had (I'm too freaked out by STI's to do the whole bodily fluids thing in a non-committed relationship). I think the reason I give head so well is because I love it so much. I am enthusiastic and very turned on by it and, as a result, my partner gets even more turned on. Who doesn't like to feel like the most sexy, amazing creature on earth? If my mouth is on your dick, you're going to feel like you are a God and, at that moment, you are...because the energy we are exchanging is intense and pure pleasure.

I wish more women had had a friend like mine because I truly think she helped shape my views on sex and helped me learn to treat sex as something fun to explore and to use ALL of the senses.

Bad oral sex, I think, would be oral sex from someone who treats your genitals as something disgusting that they can't wait to get their mouth away from.
 
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Domesticity said:
Who doesn't like to feel like the most sexy, amazing creature on earth? If my mouth is on your dick, you're going to feel like you are a God and, at that moment, you are...because the energy we are exchanging is intense and pure pleasure.
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Domesticity Lady, what you've written is awesome! It is sooooo delightful to read! I can imagine the extreme unforgettable pleasure you have given, so much the more because you have loved it yourself in such a focussed way. Us guys, we so treasure our cock, and our capacity for erection, the pleasure we get from it getting wet and willing attention. You so understand that. You're a goddess.

Si ;)
 
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