Is there such thing as a bad blow job?

A bf told me once how his brother got a blowjob from a gal, and immediately after he came in her mouth, she barfed on his lap. That sounds like a bad blowjob to me.
 
Of course there are bad ones, but I only try to give good, no excellent ones!
Its all down to responding to feedback and stimulating the right area at the right time. Oh and enjoying it helps too! :D
 
Most days any blow job is a good blow job. The only time I have had bad ones is when the girl is really drunk. They go to fast and I've even had a girl who hurt herself and me. This is not a good blow job by any definition.
 
To me the corollary is a bad day on the golf course is better than a good day in the office. Yes there are better blowjobs and some women are just more skilled in the activity than others. But even a "bad" blowjob (with the exception of getting your skin stuck in her braces or if she Bobbit's you) is pretty good.

Having her throw up right after you blow your load is pretty nasty, but heck, at least you got to finish first.
 
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Have you ever had a bad blow job? And if so, what made it bad?

I have never had a bad bi,some have definitely been better then others,buy any one that would try has my up most thanks.lol
 
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A bf told me once how his brother got a blowjob from a gal, and immediately after he came in her mouth, she barfed on his lap. That sounds like a bad blowjob to me.

at least she took it,may have come back,bit she took it lol
 
Making a unilateral proclamation like teeth=bad blow job is inaccurate. I've been sucking my husband's cock for 7 years, and he's the one who ASKED me to use my teeth. I had not regularly or comfortably sucked anyone's cock before his, preferring to offer the use of my pussy rather than have a guy think I sucked at sucking cock. I had heard so much demeaning complaint from guys about the head they'd received, and I had no desire to be spoken of with the same derision.

I am definitely confident in my skills now, and every other partner I've had has been vastly appreciative of them, and of my enthusiasm. I do not, of course, just start in with teeth--nothing seems to hurt my husband's cock, so he is not the barometer by which I measure how much men like teeth in a blow job. But hardly any man I've been with has said no to a little light dragging of teeth on the shaft, or nibbling on the head (I actually can't think of one who's declined). I feel I employ a large enough variety of techniques to hit on something he likes, which he then asks me to continue doing. I do think a lot of it is about control. You have to be aware of what the different parts of your mouth are hitting on the parts of his cock. I mean, there are so many different surfaces of use in your mouth... top of the tongue, underside of the tongue, lips, teeth, roof of the mouth, inside of the cheek--all useful for creating different sensations.

I'm very happy to receive direction (I'm varying degrees of submissive depending on the interaction, so I actually love it for the sake of itself too); I KNOW what works for some does not work for others, particularly when actually working toward orgasm, and I often just take the initiative to ask what works best when I'm down there and an orgasm is my goal.
 
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Women tend to assume that their oral ministrations are simply perfect. Lol.

There ARE bad blowjobs.
 
When it comes to bjs there is only good, great and OMFG!!
 
Women tend to assume that their oral ministrations are simply perfect. Lol.

There ARE bad blowjobs.

I think with any sexual skill, if you've been complimented on it by a large enough sample group, you can be fairly sure of your abilities. Likewise, if no one has offered positive feedback on something you do, pretty safe to say it's not working. It's pretty easy to tell if you're missing the mark, I've found. Do you not find that? :rolleyes:

As far as I'm concerned, anyone who thinks their sexual skills are beyond improvement and innovation is not going to be fun to sleep with, period.
 
awkwardness and lack of enthusiasm can make it not that great. usually indicators of something else wrong, though. if the giver is into it, it's hard to imagine it being "bad" though it can take forever to get off... heh.
 
Women tend to assume that their oral ministrations are simply perfect. Lol.

There ARE bad blowjobs.

Which is not unlike saying that men tend to assume that when we moan and arch and grab the sheets that it is simply because they are giving us the best sex of our lives and sometimes nothing could be further from the truth.
 
Which is not unlike saying that men tend to assume that when we moan and arch and grab the sheets that it is simply because they are giving us the best sex of our lives and sometimes nothing could be further from the truth.

I guess both your comment and that of theLM just prove how important it is to speak up about what you want in bed--what someone does to you (and for the duration of this post "you" means anyone reading, not YOU specifically, just because I'm responding to your comment) may have worked fabulously well for someone else, but since we're all people with different bodies and different tastes, it's necessary to ask for what you need as the receiver, and be flexible enough to try things a different way if you're the giver. I guess to me that's just par for the course, but I think it can be easy to forget. I mean, even if you're with the same person, why do things the same way every time anyway?

I feel I should add that I refuse to fake anything--massaging someone's ego is not worth it in the end, and it's impossible to get what you want/need if you do that. Obviously they never think they need to change what they're doing, and you don't get any satisfaction. So who is that helping? It just builds cluelessness on one side and resentment on the other. No thank you.
 
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Be subtle...........

I usually end a less than adequate blowjob with an unannounced facial ;)
 
I feel I should add that I refuse to fake anything--massaging someone's ego is not worth it in the end, and it's impossible to get what you want/need if you do that. Obviously they never think they need to change what they're doing, and you don't get any satisfaction. So who is that helping? It just builds cluelessness on one side and resentment on the other. No thank you.

If I said that I had never faked an O, I would be lying. For one thing it is difficult for me to have one during intercourse and for some reason I used to feel guilty about that. Another is that if I have a lover that is really paying more attention to me than himself I have no issues with letting him think that he has given me all the pleasure I could want. I do not do it all the time and really I have few complaints at all about my sex life but I do wish it was as easy for me as it seems to be for men. :)
 
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If I said that I had never faked an O, I would be lying. For one thing it is difficult for me to have one during intercourse and for some reason I used to feel guilty about that. Another is that if I have a lover that is really paying more attention to me than himself I have no issues with letting him think that he has given me all the pleasure I could want. I do not do it all the time and really I have few complaints at all about my sex life but I do wish it was as easy for me as it seems to be for men. :)

lets be honest here,this goes for men and women.sometimes what you see is not what you get.when that happens,well the person my not be into as much and the thrill turns to a chill,just saying.
 
Had a girl that thought sucking dick was meant literally the head of my cock had a giant hickey on it ouch :(
 
If you really want to get a guy off good. Just lay there on the bed with your mouth open. Make him feel like a star. And then after he's done in less then three minutes. Giggle at him and say, "I won!"

;)
 
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