Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[imemkay]

WHAT

THE

FUCK?

So, you're in, right?

I knew I could count on you - after all, I am your drug of choice!

Love you, Christopher!!

 

[Christopher2012]

So, you're in, right?

I knew I could count on you - after all, I am your drug of choice!

Love you, Christopher!!

NO.

I'm going to live at my pharmacy for the next WEEK so that I'll have documentation of where I was at.

 

[NippleMuncher]

NO.

I'm going to live at my pharmacy for the next WEEK so that I'll have documentation of where I was at.

Oh, you big coward! Where's your sense of chivalry? Give the woman a helping hand, would ya? I'm busy keeping an eye out for the fuzz!

 

[imemkay]

Oh, you big coward! Where's your sense of chivalry? Give the woman a helping hand, would ya? I'm busy keeping an eye out for the fuzz!

You, sir, are a true gentleman!

 

[Christopher2012]

Why don't you ask the Seattle Seahawks for help? They're murdering the San Francisco 49ers right now.

 

[imemkay]

Why don't you ask the Seattle Seahawks for help? They're murdering the San Francisco 49ers right now.

BAHAHAHAHA

 

[NippleMuncher]

You, sir, are a true gentleman!

You, madam, are an excellent judge of character!

 

[Emerson40]

My patience has really been pushed to it's limit. Who's up for helping me hide a body?

Friends help you move. True friends help you move the body.






Count me in.

 

[imemkay]

Friends help you move. True friends help you move the body.

Count me in.

Ah, another fine gentleman! What a lucky lady I am! I appreciate the assistance, Emerson.

 

[Saucyminx]

Ah, another fine gentleman! What a lucky lady I am! I appreciate the assistance, Emerson.

Count me in too. I have several family members with backhoes, and know where all the pig farms are in Lancaster county--ya know, just in case.

 

[imemkay]

Count me in too. I have several family members with backhoes, and know where all the pig farms are in Lancaster county--ya know, just in case.

You are a fine friend, Saucy! Pig farm.....it seems a very fitting place to dump him.

 

[BeachMomma]

Hush that mouth of yours!!!! Did you forget that just a few months ago that it was hotter than Satan's taint? I'll take this weather every day of the year. My yard was covered in white (from frost, you pervs) this morning and I was so happy. It was much colder here than 38. My car's thermostat read a cool 28.

I looooooove this weather.

28?!? Holy icicles, StickMan! I haven't forgotten, but I call it hotter than hell's armpits. *I* live in Florida because I like it hotter than hell's armpits. Where else can I enjoy 11 months of summer, 6 months of beach, and 3 weeks of "almost winter?" If you want 28 degrees, take it up North, StickMan. Oh, wait. You ARE up north.

 

[OTCurve]

You are a fine friend, Saucy! Pig farm.....it seems a very fitting place to dump him.

I remember doing research for a mystery, and discovering that restaurant supply houses have all sorts of high grade equipment for rendering...meat.

Just saying.

 

[Saucyminx]

I remember doing research for a mystery, and discovering that restaurant supply houses have all sorts of high grade equipment for rendering...meat.

Just saying.

True, but it leaves a lot more trace evidence. Pigs don't leave much at all.

 

[OTCurve]

True, but it leaves a lot more trace evidence. Pigs don't leave much at all.

I was just thinking of more manageable piggy bite-sized pieces...I'm considerate that way.

 

[imemkay]

I was just thinking of more manageable piggy bite-sized pieces...I'm considerate that way.

The piggies can manage on their own...we dont want to leave a trail of evidence....don't you watch CSI???

 

[Saucyminx]

The piggies can manage on their own...we dont want to leave a trail of evidence....don't you watch CSI???

Hmmmm seems we may being doing a 2 for 1 dump. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well that was all kinds of embarrassing.

Pmann goes to the gym today with warm ups on over his shorts. Well, I go to remove my warm ups. Unfortunately, I also removed my shorts as I pulled them down. I was talking as I did this and did not realize it until my bastard friends started laughing. My doodle didn't slither out, so that's good. But god. Merry Christmas to me.

 

[OTCurve]

The piggies can manage on their own...we dont want to leave a trail of evidence....don't you watch CSI???

Yes I do, which is why the 'real' plan is going unmentioned...sneaky sneaky.

 

[imemkay]

Hmmmm seems we may being doing a 2 for 1 dump. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Efficiency! Gotta love it!

 

[Lord Pmann]

28?!? Holy icicles, StickMan! I haven't forgotten, but I call it hotter than hell's armpits. *I* live in Florida because I like it hotter than hell's armpits. Where else can I enjoy 11 months of summer, 6 months of beach, and 3 weeks of "almost winter?" If you want 28 degrees, take it up North, StickMan. Oh, wait. You ARE up north.

You like the heat?!?! Oh my. Interesting. If I didn't have family here and it wasn't such a cheap state to live, I'd move somewhere more moderate like Death Valley.

I'll take my 28 degrees over 98 degrees any day (unless we are talking about the band and that lovable Nick Lachey).

 

[NippleMuncher]

Another for Eilan and like minded individuals.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/166932/82980389.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

Pat Sajak is a grammar Nazi!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82985625/

 

[imemkay]

Santa's cookies are baking in the oven. Carrots and magical reindeer food are ready for Rudolph and his friends.

It finally feels like Christmas!

 

[Eilan]

My two oldest daughters are with their dad and will come home tomorrow morning. The two youngest have been on NORAD Santa Tracker most of the day.

Happy Appropriated Pagan Holiday, everyone.