Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Lord Pmann]

Deodorant is the word of the day. Well, it should be. It wasn't for that guy. He could make a buzzard fall off of a shit wagon. Gross.

 

[Saucyminx]

What? Rainshine's boobs?

Is it wrong that I just want to brush them?

 

[Emerson40]

Is it wrong that I just want to brush them?

No, not at all. I was thinking something more along the lines of KELLY CLARKSON!! myself.



I also now understand why she thought the mohair catsuit would itch.

 

[Emerson40]

My wife received these pics in an email or facebook, asking if the man in her life would ever consider wearing one to the beach.

Naturally (God bless her, my funny girl), she replied that I would probably not have any problem with this come summer, as I was presently wearing something very similar, only made of wool. A cock-sock, crocheted by her hands and keeping the twig and berries cozy while I am working up in the Great White North.

She also suggested to avoid the bright colors if you're a grower and not a show-er.

Funny girl my wife. Funny girl indeed.

 

[BeachMomma]

My wife received these pics in an email or facebook, asking if the man in her life would ever consider wearing one to the beach.

Naturally (God bless her, my funny girl), she replied that I would probably not have any problem with this come summer, as I was presently wearing something very similar, only made of wool. A cock-sock, crocheted by her hands and keeping the twig and berries cozy while I am working up in the Great White North.

She also suggested to avoid the bright colors if you're a grower and not a show-er.

Funny girl my wife. Funny girl indeed.

I don't know, Em. I think the bright pink would look lovely on you. It brings out your eye color.

 

[BeachMomma]

Oh, Rainy, that's just wrong on so many levels. Why oh why did I have to scroll up? And who has the brain bleach? Can I use it for my eyes too?

 

[Emerson40]

BEACH LADY!!!!

Hey, it's Beachmomma everyone!

Awesome to see you!

 

[Lord Pmann]

My wife received these pics in an email or facebook, asking if the man in her life would ever consider wearing one to the beach.

Naturally (God bless her, my funny girl), she replied that I would probably not have any problem with this come summer, as I was presently wearing something very similar, only made of wool. A cock-sock, crocheted by her hands and keeping the twig and berries cozy while I am working up in the Great White North.

She also suggested to avoid the bright colors if you're a grower and not a show-er.

Funny girl my wife. Funny girl indeed.

This would work with the head of my cock.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You know he has. Every time he FaceTime's me he's all "Please, Rainshine, show me your furry boobies." I'm not just my furry boobs, Pmann!

I seem to remember you begging to see my furry cock, not very long ago. I won't even mention my furry arse.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think you must have me mistaken with someone else! I would never beg nor crawl.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No, but if I was, you would be the most beautiful bovine in all the land.

 

[BeachMomma]

No, but if I was, you would be the most beautiful bovine in all the land.

Does that mean that's you on the right? You ARE cute!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Are you calling me a Bovine?

That would be udderly ridiculous.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Cogent.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*goes to bed with bruised ego and tale between legs*

 

[imemkay]

Sometimes the highlight of my day is that I basically get to wear pajamas to work.

 

[Saucyminx]

There has to be an end to this funk somewhere in sight. I'm tired of my own pity party.

Even Futurama isn't cracking me up lately.

 

[silverwhisper]

[trout-smacks minx]

that's just cuz i think you needed it.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

[trout-smacks minx]

that's just cuz i think you needed it.

ed

Ed my dear, you always know what is needed--but you are pretty free with that fish my friend.

 

[silverwhisper]

i am, but when you come right down to it, minx, i'm a simple creature.

it's funny!

ed

 

[NightL]

How uncanny is that

Ok - that was bad

 

[Lord Pmann]

Just got followed by one of my musical idols. *weeing in my pants like a teenage fangirl*

Harry Styles?

 

[KinkyVinyl]

Just got followed by one of my musical idols. *weeing in my pants like a teenage fangirl*

Is this a kink or for serious?

 

[KinkyVinyl]

No no, serious.

In that case I hope you shared with him what you shared with us when he added you lol

 

[KinkyVinyl]

hahaha I did not I played it all cool and said not a word. That's how I am right... cool. *pees some more*

That's the way to do it, be the strong, silent ... 'smelly' one