Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[haha_on_me]

You backward folk and your shitty pounds and inches

Metric, blah!

 

[Emerson40]

Isn't 220 grams the equivalent of 5 imperial pounds? That metric stuff just makes it seem smaller.

You backward folk and your shitty pounds and inches

Metric, blah!

I thought most folks round these parts used this scale for measurin'.

 

[haha_on_me]

I thought most folks round these parts used this scale for measurin'.

So THAT'S why my garden rows seem awfully far apart!

 

[Emerson40]

So THAT'S why my garden rows seem awfully far apart!

*passes on the "plowing one's own furrow" joke. Feels possibly not entirely appropriate, at this time.*

 

[haha_on_me]

Here you go boys.... though I'm not sure there's a monitor big enough for the Lit "members"

http://www.thevisualiser.net

I had to lay a bunch of Kindle Fires down in a row....HD even. Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha*cough*shenanigans

 

[Lord Pmann]

Here you go boys.... though I'm not sure there's a monitor big enough for the Lit "members"

http://www.thevisualiser.net

I tried to upload a pic but I got this error message...

"There is not enough server space on this site or on the entire Internet to host whatever massive picture is being uploaded"

Weird.

 

[haha_on_me]

Bwhahahahahahaha!

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh no! Have we run out of internet?!!

I have often thought the internet would go down in a giant pile of dicks, or was that a pile of giant dicks. . . something like that.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I hate lazy people.

 

[Emerson40]

I have often thought the internet would go down in a giant pile of dicks, or was that a pile of giant dicks. . . something like that.

Same same.

I don't know... More than two or three of these in a room

VS.


these fish-flopping about your feet.

 

[silverwhisper]

[trout-smacks emerson just for the halibut]

 

[NightL]

[trout-smacks emerson just for the halibut]

for the others

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I'm glad so many are concerned about my weight.

 

[Emerson40]

There is something fishy going on with this page.

 

[haha_on_me]

Just a little bait and switch.

 

[Saucyminx]

That's it!

I'm changing the family crest to the word Thwarted on a field of green with a rampant lion giving the finger, (or whatever digits they have on their paws--the idea is there) all surrounded by red exclamation points.

Tattoo parlor here I come.

 

[silverwhisper]

the server my wife & i had at the restaurant for tonight's dinner was strikingly reminiscent of kate middleton. holy cow. boy am i glad my wife's bi.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

Why does that make you glad your wife's bi? Did you take waitress home?

ha ha -- as a takeout box instead of in one


*ducking the inevitable trout smack*

 

[NippleMuncher]

ha ha -- as a takeout box instead of in one


*ducking the inevitable trout smack*

They did say they wanted to eat out . . .



*ducking the inevitable trout smack*

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Just had the best foodgasm ever!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

They did say they wanted to eat out . . .



*ducking the inevitable trout smack*

But when your wife is bi, there's always the argument, tacos or hotdogs.

 

[Emerson40]

After reading LikeASnowflake's post above, am I the only one wondering if she looks like Kate Middleton?


*sets heart on trout wallop*

 

[LikeASnowflake]

We're like twins.... or soulmates? Or both?

 

[Emerson40]

I can't write this shit.



It writes itself.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck I do not need to be working right now.