Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[LikeASnowflake]

Lesson definitely learned.

 

[BeachMomma]

Who would have thought I'd meet my best friend on a sex forum.

That's where I met mine.

So I'm guessing today is the 1 year anniversary for you and your best friend?

 

[BeachMomma]

No, but it's very close. His gift to me was delivered today though.

So damned sweet!

Yup, the jury has completed deliberations. We, the jury, find the defendant guilty of explicit metrosexuality.

But we love him anyway!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

The packing thing again.

 

[imemkay]

It's a beautiful day!

 

[Saucyminx]

I've had a busy weekend! Yesterday,! I got a haircut, went shopping and chaperoned a trip to the finals of Drum Corp International, which was fucking amazing by the way.

Today its a friend's birthday party, more shopping, and then a birthday party for my daughter when she comes home from her Dad's. I will need a weekend to recover from my weekend.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Iris.

 

[Eilan]

Just finished a beer-fortified grading session. There's no way I could have gotten through that clusterfuck without alcohol.

 

[Saucyminx]

Penis envy

 

[talikat]

 

[LikeASnowflake]

What a beautiful day!!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I think I've really lost the cable this time. How will I survive this trip without music?

 

[Emerson40]

All you whippersnappers with your birds and bees balderdash.


It's all about antelope and fish.


And a tight fitting pot lid.


This generation is doomed.

 

[haha_on_me]

All you whippersnappers with your birds and bees balderdash.


It's all about antelope and fish.


And a tight fitting pot lid.


This generation is doomed.

Salmon.

 

[Saucyminx]

All you whippersnappers with your birds and bees balderdash.


It's all about antelope and fish.


And a tight fitting pot lid.


This generation is doomed.

Whipped snappers? That is over on the BDSM forum.

And hey, you may have a point.


I would seriously consider having sex with Hugh Laurie.

Night folks!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

It was worth the wait for sure.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My ears are having an orgasm. An eargasm.

 

[talikat]

You just can't make this shit up man.....hahahahaha!!!

 

[haha_on_me]

Trout.

 

[BeachMomma]

Fuck me with a goddamned chainsaw.

*sighs*

 

[bobsgirl]

OMG. That PM was worth the trip here. LMAO

 

[BeachMomma]

That's not a pleasant visual. You ok?

I'm beyond exhausted.

 

[talikat]

Finally!!!!!

 

[Eilan]

OMG. That PM was worth the trip here. LMAO

I should send penis pics more often.

Oh, wait. . .

 

[imemkay]

It's a sad day when you find yourself hiding out in your daughter's room waiting for the Jehova's Witnesses to leave your porch.