Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[bobsgirl]

bg: hey, i swap 'em out! if you like you can get a little closer to inspect it...

[looks innocent]

ed

You must think this is my first time around the trout smack block.

You come closer. (hides filet knife behind my back)

 

[Lord Pmann]

"Come with me"

Fuck

 

[Saucyminx]

My goodness it is quiet around here today.

 

[haha_on_me]

The Boss!

As in? Springsteen? The Mafia?

 

[Emerson40]

As in? Springsteen? The Mafia?

What about as in "She, who must be obeyed."?

 

[haha_on_me]

What about as in "She, who must be obeyed."?

That is entirely possible, and probable, but I would have expected her to reference The Rose.

 

[Saucyminx]

Some days it does not pay to gnaw through the leather straps. Today is just such a day.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Usually it's me doing the obeying.

*raises not bushy brows*

 

[Emerson40]

Love the "send to mobile" feature on facebook. It opens up a whole new world of tomfoolery! *evil laugh*

So the self-imposed ban has been lifted?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Love the "send to mobile" feature on facebook. It opens up a whole new world of tomfoolery! *evil laugh*

*gulp*

My Facebook was awfully quiet for a while. Like the calm before a storm. Or a frape.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Uh-oh.

 

[haha_on_me]

Yes! I survived my month without facie!

I bow down to your greatness, I can't make it a day.

 

[haha_on_me]

Neither can I usually.

I am really bad, I check it many, many times during the day. I don't always post much, with the exception of my t-shirt of the day posts (I wear a different t-shirt every day to work, and I wear them once. I am at 95).

 

[Lord Pmann]

The man with the 132lb scrotum

This is real.

 

[haha_on_me]

Where do you store them all?!

ETA: I'm going to add you imminently!

Totes. My oldest is from 1978. I wore one from 1984 on Sunday. Hahaha

 

[haha_on_me]

This is real.

My gosh, I heard about that just the other day! How the!?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

My gosh, I heard about that just the other day! How the!?!

The Soup just showed a clip of them removing that shit. It was the size of a human. A wrinkled, fugly human.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann, nice selection on the Netflix shows by the way.

????

The scrotum guy? It was on The Soup.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann, nice selection on the Netflix shows by the way.

Oh fuck. As I submitted that and realized what you had done. Good lord what kind of fool have you made of me?!?!

 

[haha_on_me]

The Soup just showed a clip of them removing that shit. It was the size of a human. A wrinkled, fugly human.

Yeah, I heard the surgeon did it for free.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What? I want to see this clip from the soup. What is this?!!

I'll try to record it for you and send it. I think I've saved it on my DVR.

It's pretty amazing.

Oh, and you're a fucker. I don't even know to defend that Facie post you made!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

What's to defend! Gilmore Girls is quality. It shows to your facie followers you're in touch with your teenage feminine side. Oh man I love messing with your facie.

God. You're a twat. A hilarious twat.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Remember these?

For some reason, I was just reminded of them!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

More than ready!

 

[talikat]

Oh man, this is funny shit!!