Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Saucyminx]

You could have just told me.

Silly.

As far as I've seen this particular poster doesn't even post on the HT. The stuff it says sounds like a drunken 10 year old would post it. I've been lurking in other boards lately. I don't know why I do it--I find most of the other boards to be a little bit frustrating.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Silly.

As far as I've seen this particular poster doesn't even post on the HT. The stuff it says sounds like a drunken 10 year old would post it. I've been lurking in other boards lately. I don't know why I do it--I find most of the other boards to be a little bit frustrating.

You be nice to Night. He is not drunken. Just speshul.

 

[Saucyminx]

You be nice to Night. He is not drunken. Just speshul.

I happen to like Night. He cracks me up, and is not the new shining star in my ignore list.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

My life is so crazy right now... I'm more than overwhelmed...

 

[NightL]

You be nice to Night. He is not drunken. Just speshul.

hmm - special animation planned

I happen to like Night. He cracks me up, and is not the new shining star in my ignore list.

wipes brow - phew

 

[NippleMuncher]

DO NOT mess with Minxy until she's had her coffee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu2AVHh92GA#t=0m40s

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why is the refresh button less than refreshing?

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Wow... went better than expected... we'll see..

 

[Saucyminx]

Gmmlmf

Ok, that just reminds me of a friend's dad. Whenever we would stumble over a word or mumble, he would say "Get the dick out of your mouth and talk." Good times.

 

[Emerson40]

You be nice to Night. He is not drunken. Just speshul.

hmm - special animation planned

Gmmlmf

 

[Saucyminx]

DO NOT mess with Minxy until she's had her coffee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu2AVHh92GA#t=0m40s

Hmmm, I don't have telekinetic powers though I often wish I did. Had I been in that coffee shop and that beastly woman started screaming and making a mess like that before I had my coffee, I might have slapped her flat and told her to shut the hell up and pick up her mess. I don't handle peril, or for that matter, life in general, before coffee very well.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Hmmm, I don't have telekinetic powers though I often wish I did. Had I been in that coffee shop and that beastly woman started screaming and making a mess like that before I had my coffee, I might have slapped her flat and told her to shut the hell up and pick up her mess. I don't handle peril, or for that matter, life in general, before coffee very well.

Wouldn't it be grand to be able to bitch slap someone from across the room? There be so many that need a good bitch slap'n!

 

[vibes]

I love my sister and brother, but they have to be the most self-centred arseholes I've ever come across. Ugh.

I beg your pardon!

 

[vibes]

Sorry BB. The other one. X

I was gonna say

 

[Emerson40]

Just watched a pod of Orcas breaching alongside the ferry for about ten minutes. Majestic, beautiful creatures.

A chilly, but sunny and glorious day. My wife's favorite time of year.

Life is indeed a beautiful thing.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Bittersweet.

 

[Saucyminx]

Today at work, I threatened a doctor with kitten pictures in his email, every day, for the next 10 years. Sometimes I think I'm trying to get fired.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Today at work, I threatened a doctor with kitten pictures in his email, every day, for the next 10 years. Sometimes I think I'm trying to get fired.

If YOU are that kitten, I don't see how there'd be any problem.

 

[imemkay]

Keep it classy - monogram the beaker!!

 

[Emerson40]

Do you dunk penis?

This gave me my first laugh all day.

"Fanjo". Hee-hee.



"Ahem, is that a bunsen burner on your night table?"

"Why yes. It's to warm the contents of my peni dunky beaker."


What about displacement of the peni bathing liquid? And why am I now curious about the "volume" of my post-coital peni? Why hasn't anyone checked with Bill Nye yet, or started a thread about this?

 

[Saucyminx]

"Fanjo". Hee-hee.



"Ahem, is that a bunsen burner on your night table?"

"Why yes. It's to warm the contents of my peni dunky beaker."


What about displacement of the peni bathing liquid? And why am I now curious about the "volume" of my post-coital peni? Why hasn't anyone checked with Bill Nye yet, or started a thread about this?

I first read that as banjo and was completely confused but seriously entertained all at the same time.

And I think they did it on Mythbusters--the unedited edition.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I found my mp3 player again!!!!! I'm so happy...

 

[NippleMuncher]

"Fanjo". Hee-hee.



"Ahem, is that a bunsen burner on your night table?"

"Why yes. It's to warm the contents of my peni dunky beaker."


What about displacement of the peni bathing liquid? And why am I now curious about the "volume" of my post-coital peni? Why hasn't anyone checked with Bill Nye yet, or started a thread about this?

Why bother with all that when there are perfectly good curtains just right over there?

*points*

 

[NippleMuncher]

Or the monogrammed towels just over there! *points*

Oh, I only use the guest towels for such things, I wouldn't want that shit on anything that I use!

 

[imemkay]

Oh, I only use the guest towels for such things, I wouldn't want that shit on anything that I use!

Remind me never to use your guest towels!!