It's my party ...

[Flagg]

Much as I would love to delight you with my necrophiliac antics I'm afraid, that on this occasion, I will have to let you down.

For the next time though, maybe you Siren would like to play the role of the rotting corpse. Not because I want to fuck you (LOL! The thought!). More because I like the idea of you being a rotting corpse and therefore no longer being able to plague this board with your infantile comments.

Deborah - Congratulations on getting to 500 posts. I'm sure this is a real milestone in your life.

 

[Deborah]

Hey, I love all you guys! Well, ALMOST all. Good thing a few of those mentioned in my "top 10 list" got that sweetie Nicole to beg for mercy on your behalf.

Well, I will respond to each post, but just not all at one time. I'll just take them in order ...

Havocman: Havoc, you cutie, if I did decide to scratch you, you'd feel claws raking your back and I don't think you would be complaining.

Sammyjo: I'm most pleased to be in the your company and admire your honesty and perseverence in the face of adversity. All the best and you just go girl!

CreamyLady: Hey, congrats to you and Jade, also, it looks like we all made Guru the same day. Now that I can find your stories I'll read them soon and let ya know what I think. I bet I'll like them. Just a hunch. BTW, as I mentioned over on the "elections" thread, you are my leading candidate for Literotica VP. You got to fight it out with Weird Harold, though.

Lasher: What's your handicap? No, not that. THAT handicap is quite obvious. I'm talking about golf.

OK, that's all for now folks. More to follow later. I have to get back to work. I'll start next time with Lovely Latina (So git nekkid girl. Didn't you say once I was number three on your fuck buddy list?).

 

[Deborah]

Flagg, I didn't see your post when I just did mine. I LIKE Siren. You'll have to wait your turn, Flagg, but you'll eventually get your just due. Siren, I need the "you know what" back. It's stuck where?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What on earth is the point in constantly being so nasty to Siren? You've said you don't like the way she posts. We got it. So she's flirty, and she likes me, and she has a thin skin when it comes to trolls. What fucking else? She's sweet, giving, thoughtful, friendly, funny, posts as deep as she posts shallow, plays nice with the other kids and doesn't deserve to be harrangued off the Board. Leave it be, Flagg. Okay?

[Edited by Dixon Carter Lee on 07-31-2000 at 10:07 AM]

 

[Expertise]

Congrats Deborah.

Your very entertaining duel to the death with Flagg continues even here.

To quote the immortal Cosmo Kramer "C'mon....isn't it obvious to you two...you're in love!"

 

[Guest]

I tried to get that pair married off a couple of weeks ago, Expertise, but they insist on carrying on with this charade.

It really is a match made in heaven - just so long as Flagg remembers to wear his bullet-proof vest and doesn't make any sudden movements.

Heeheehee.

 

[Carl East]

Flagg, I don't get it, why should you hate Siren so much, even if you don't like her flirting she isn't the only person that enjoys a little fun. I don't know you yet Flagg, and as a fellow brit,I was going to remedy that.

I have liked some of your witty posts, and didn't consider you to be yet another asshole. But constantly singling out someone from the board is pissing me off.

You are attacking a sweet and wonderful person, which you would know if you only took time to get to know her. I have fallen for Siren in a big way, the love I feel for this kind and gentle woman is worth a trillion Flaggs.

So if you have to single anyone out, please choose me, I am not below having a good arguement now and again.

Carl.

 

[Siren]

I must respond ....

 

[Nicole]

Deborah ... I'm a sweetie??? Gee thanks, I feel all warm and gushy inside now. Now sorry to do this in the middle of the party Deborah but I just want to make a toast.

*Lifting glass*

Carl and Siren congrats you two. You both know how I feel about your relationship, and I am so happy that you were able to let evryone here know about it too. You both make each other very happy and we all deserve that in life, how we do that is no-one elses business except the people involved. I hope you have many years of happiness together, the sort of happiness that you both feel now, the sort of happiness that I also feel. Go together in life and live and love in peace.

*HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS* to you both.

Now back to the party ... Deborah let me know when to stop flashing my tit's please.

*Opening shirt again and Flashing*



[Edited by Nicole on 07-31-2000 at 01:39 PM]

 

[Carl East]

I am so sorry Deborah, in my haste to protect the fair maiden Siren, I forgot to congratulate you on your 500th post. Well, congrats Deborah, I sincerely hope we get another 500 as entertaining as the first.

Carl the rogue.

 

[Sammyjo]

Sammyjo: I'm most pleased to be in the your company and admire your honesty and perseverence in the face of adversity. All the best and you just go girl!

*sob* Thank you!!! You are great!! I am happy that I stuck it out, so that I could be surrounded by wonderful people, like you. And no matter what anyone says, you are one of my favorite people. *hugs*

 

[Rosebud]

CONGRATS DEBORAH

and Carl and Siren, you two will get together when pigs fly.....

well i guess that's that...congrats you two...I love you both

[Edited by Rosebud on 07-31-2000 at 06:41 PM]

 

[*Eve*]

the little people

Don't forget to thank the little people!!!!!!!!!

*little person waving her hand frantically*

Ummm....will there be tee shirts to mark this event?

 

[Flagg]

You cannot be serious!!

Its really sweet how you chaps are rushing off to be Siren's knight in shining armour. I mean that. I have no problem with the idea that you like this "woman" and if you have found friendship with her then I hope it blossoms and that you all live happily ever after.

I on the other hand don't like her. I have my reasons and it is after all my right. To be fair, she gives as much as she takes and I'm not about to let that pass (as you should bloody well know by now! Geez!)

So I'm afraid you'll have to live with it. I won't post nastily about her in the future without due cause. So in a way I guess it is up to her. I much prefer to keep a distance from people I dislike anyway - they invariably end up getting hurt otherwise.

 

[Xander]

Did I hear right??
La Siren and Monsiour East!!!
Well well well. Congrats you two.

 

[Flagg]

People seem pretty frivolous with love around here. Its like:

"Oh! I love you"
"Really? Oh well I'll love you too then!"
"OK - cool. We're in love"

Reminds me of school





*Disclaimer* I'm not in any way referring to Xander+Angelique here before some blundering idiot accuses me of such.

 

[Lasher]

C'mon....

I've just got this sense that you've been holding back after those last couple of posts, Flagg. Don't tell me you're getting soft on us....

Tell us what you really think.

 

[Flagg]

Yo no se

Patience my friend, there is a time and a place for everything ...

 

[Laurel]

Deborah deborah deborah... I'm not about to expose my pussy (except in the amateur section, of course), not even for your 500th. Now, reach 1000 and we'll talk...Congratulations btw - you're one of the original crew, and well deserving of guruhood (whatever the fuck that means, I have no idea, but I mean it sincerely).)

 

[Xander]

What Laurel!!! No flashing???. I'm disappointed

Oh, you might wanna go to Endlesslys' Signature thread.

 

[Guest]

How long is love supposed to take?

People seem pretty frivolous with love around here. Its like:

"Oh! I love you"
"Really? Oh well I'll love you too then!"
"OK - cool. We're in love"

Reminds me of school

*Disclaimer* I'm not in any way referring to Xander+Angelique here before some blundering idiot accuses me of such.

Well, your disclaimer narrows it down a bit there, Sister Crystal. You must be talking about Carl East & Siren or myself & Gingersnap.

Don't dismiss something as superficial just 'cause you haven't seen what's going on in private, behind closed doors.

I expect that Siren & Carl East have been communicating off-stage with each other for some time.

Gingersnap and I have been talking in private for around two months now. We had been together for weeks before she mischievously started the 'Deborah Fan Club' strand in the Author's Hangout. It was Gingersnap's original post that to some extent prompted Sweet Deboratorz Scotsquatch stories. Remember how long ago that was? We've been amusing ourselves since then by leaving little clues to see who would notice. I suspect that our recently inaugurated Guru Mistress sussed it out a while a go.

For the past 5 or 6 weeks Gingersnap and I have spent at least 4 hours a night on the 'phone to each other. We've never physically met but I know her better than I know some of my closest friends.

I realise from your other posts lately, Flagg, that someone's been pissing in your Kellog's Frosties, so I'll leave it at that. Get an early night and the world might seem a brighter place tomorrow.

 

[Xander]

Well Flagg, let me ask you this. Is that disclaimer made because Angelique and I, have met?? Or is it because we came out and announced that we're getting married?? Maybe a combination of both??

Remember Nicole's "A Question" thread?? Well that was when Angel and I hooked up. Pretty much doing the same as Roger and Ginger has. Leaving little clues to each other, all over the place.

I think it's great that Roger and Ginger, Carl East and Siren has found each other.
So people fall in love and get a little giddy. So What??

 

[Flagg]

'Twas an emotional day that day

Oh bloody hell people! I'm not talking about anyone in particular! Roger, you can put that sombre face away right now - I'm not getting into much ados about nothings with people I actually LIKE!

I'm glad to say nobody has been pissing in my morning cereal though I have been getting a strange taste in my mouth recently Maybe thats more due to my night time activities though eh Debs?!

 

[Deborah]

PLEASE!!! No fighting on MY thread. If you want to fight, go start your own thread, like Flagg did via "I hope you die!"

Right on, Xander, "So people fall in love and get a little giddy. So what??" I keep waiting for it to happen to me, but in the meantime, I love listening to you'uns love stories. Really. Very romantic. So don't you guys stop with the juicy details! But what's up with the toast?

Roger, I'll tell you a little secret about my ESP (extra-sensitive pussy) I never shared with you before. I knew the moment Rachel was not a girl. When I tried to pick a fight with you way back on that story of Weird Harold's, "Schoolgirl Blackmail" I think was the title. You backed off and girls don't do that. We just keep bitch fighting whether we are right or wrong. I think that is Flagg's (Crystal's) problem. He (she) just won't let loose of his (her) feminine side.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I won't post nastily about her in the future without due cause.

There you go! That's all we're asking, snookums. Now give me a smile there, Mr. Grumpy Face. Aw, come on, I know there's a smile in there. Here it comes...! Here it comes...!

Maybe not.