Jade's World on Lit

[muddler35]

Good Morning Muddler good to see you.. How are you today?

I’m good my friend, how are you?

 

[Nightbird]

I’m good my friend, how are you?

Im good thank you for asking..

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sir, I highly doubt you have access to Canadian Maple Syrup..

How dare you!!! I can order it online, we have the technology!

 

[Nightbird]

How dare you!!! I can order it online, we have the technology!

Yes but my Maple Syrup is different than that available to foreign countries..

 

[muddler35]

Yes but my Maple Syrup is different than that available to foreign countries..

Wait a damn minute here! We’re Americans dammit, you’re the one in a foreign country, now make with the syrup you bastard!

 

[Nightbird]

Wait a damn minute here! We’re Americans dammit, you’re the one in a foreign country, now make with the syrup you bastard!

I am NOT sharing my private stash with anyone.

 

[muddler35]

I am NOT sharing my private stash with anyone.

You can have my Authentic Canadian Maple Syrup when you pry it from my cold, dead hand. -Nightbird

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I am NOT sharing my private stash with anyone.

Rude!!! You brag then won't even share!

 

[Nightbird]

You can have my Authentic Canadian Maple Syrup when you pry it from my cold, dead hand. -Nightbird

I mean that stuff is liquid gold..

 

[muddler35]

Rude!!! You brag then won't even share!

That IS quite un-Canadian.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You can have my Authentic Canadian Maple Syrup when you pry it from my cold, dead hand. -Nightbird

Next thing you know we will see him walking around like this because he said it to the wrong alien....

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[SirConradPeckereye]

That IS quite un-Canadian.

Right!? No apology will fix this grevious violation!

 

[muddler35]

Right!? No apology will fix this grevious violation!

I’m sure the Royal Canadian Manners Police are politely knocking on his door as we speak.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m sure the Royal Canadian Manners Police are politely knocking on his door as we speak.

Hopefully this was the last straw and they confiscate all his Maple Syrup and send it to us as hush syrup payments

 

[muddler35]

Hopefully this was the last straw and they confiscate all his Maple Syrup and send it to us as hush syrup payments

I’m picturing NB right now, opening up his wall safe, looking behind himself to make sure he’s alone, and making sure his syrup is all safe and accounted for.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m picturing NB right now, opening up his wall safe, looking behind himself to make sure he’s alone, and making sure his syrup is all safe and accounted for.

And he might utter curse words such as "hoser" while talking about us later.

 

[Nightbird]

I’m picturing NB right now, opening up his wall safe, looking behind himself to make sure he’s alone, and making sure his syrup is all safe and accounted for.

Spies!!! Spies are every where...

 

[muddler35]

Spies!!! Spies are every where...

That made me actually laugh.

 

[Nightbird]

That made me actually laugh.

Good Im glad.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Spies!!! Spies are every where...

If you wear the aluminum foil hat they can't read the combination as you remember it

 

[Nightbird]

If you wear the aluminum foil hat they can't read the combination as you remember it

Ah yes Capital IDEA!! The Tin Foil hat will protect me!

 

[JerseyJade]

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Eww!!!!!!

 

[JerseyJade]

Lmao!

You guys are fucken crazy!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Lmao!

You guys are fucken crazy!

And you love every second of it

 

[muddler35]

Lmao!

You guys are fucken crazy!

Ummmmm. Conrad started it.