Jade's World on Lit

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ummmmm. Conrad started it.

But you didn't have to join in.

 

[muddler35]

JJ opening her thread today:

Well it probably can’t get any worse than kangaroo fucking. Let’s just take a look.

Maple syrup?
Foil hats???
I need new friends

Sorry kid, you’re stuck with us.

 

[muddler35]

But you didn't have to join in.

I’d follow you anywhere Sir.

 

[Nicefella]

Kangaroo fucking, maple syrup and tin foil hats in one post. I have missed this place man.

 

[Nightbird]

Lmao!

You guys are fucken crazy!

Oh Hi Jade.. Sorry we kinda hijacked your thread.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

JJ opening her thread today:

Well it probably can’t get any worse than kangaroo fucking. Let’s just take a look.

Well at least we didn't go here.... if the kangaroo had worn its foil hat it might not be in this predicament

Oh and sidebar I have taken care of a kangaroo, it was at this place I volunteered at... and NO FUCKING.... PERVS!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh Hi Jade.. Sorry we kinda hijacked your thread.

#sorrynotsorry #thatswhatshewants #stopapologizing!

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ opening her thread today:

Well it probably can’t get any worse than kangaroo fucking. Let’s just take a look.

Maple syrup?
Foil hats???
I need new friends

Sorry kid, you’re stuck with us.

Lmao!

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh Hi Jade.. Sorry we kinda hijacked your thread.

Don't apologize. You guys made me laugh this morning. This thread is just as much yours as is it is mine.

 

[Nicefella]

Well at least we didn't go here.... if the kangaroo had worn its foil hat it might not be in this predicament

Oh and sidebar I have taken care of a kangaroo, it was at this place I volunteered at... and NO FUCKING.... PERVS!

You did what to a Kangaroo’s what?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Lmao!

With the amount of ass you've lost laughing we will be taking donations to provide JJ with no ass.... since she currently has negative ass

 

[JerseyJade]

With the amount of ass you've lost laughing we will be taking donations to provide JJ with no ass.... since she is currently -ass

WTF??? That doesn't even make sense... which is no surprise coming from you!

 

[muddler35]

Oh Hi Jade.. Sorry we kinda hijacked your thread.

The apologies expressed by our Canadian friend do not represent the feelings of the two American assholes involved. We regret nothing.

And stop being so fucking Canadian.

 

[Nicefella]

Don't apologize. You guys made me laugh this morning. This thread is just as much yours as is it is mine.

Well then ~ there was this time in Perth where I saw a Kangaroo in a shiny tin foil hat with maple syrup drizzled all over it and Sir Conrad chasing it with lust in his eyes ….

 

[JerseyJade]

Well then ~ there was this time in Perth where I saw a Kangaroo in a shiny tin foil hat with maple syrup drizzled all over it and Sir Conrad chasing it with lust in his eyes ….

Why doesn't this surprise me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

WTF??? That doesn't even make sense... which is no surprise coming from you!

With all your "Lmao"'s you do..... you would be in the negatives in the ass department.... I'm trying to help you out and still get crap

 

[JerseyJade]

With all your "Lmao"'s you do..... you would be in the negatives in the ass department.... I'm trying to help you out and still get crap

My ass is fine, ASS! I don't need any help from you!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well then ~ there was this time in Perth where I saw a Kangaroo in a shiny tin foil hat with maple syrup drizzled all over it and Sir Conrad chasing it with lust in his eyes ….

Lies!!! That was my butler.... I was waiting naked in the Rolls Royce

 

[Nicefella]

The apologies expressed by our Canadian friend do not represent the feelings of the two American assholes involved. We regret nothing.

And stop being so fucking Canadian.

Fuck apologies. We only apologize at sentencing hearings.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My ass is fine, ASS! I don't need any help from you!

Says the lady currently standing because she has NO ASS to sit on

 

[Nicefella]

Says the lady currently standing because she has NO ASS to sit on

Perhaps you can return some assbackman

 

[JerseyJade]

Perhaps you can return some assbackman

Ewww!!!!! I'd rather have no ass, thank you.

 

[Nicefella]

Ewww!!!!! I'd rather have no ass, thank you.

Please be open minded about this.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck apologies. We only apologize at sentencing hearings.

And thats still more of a "sorry for getting caught" than an apology for the crime.

 

[muddler35]

My ass is fine, ASS! I don't need any help from you!

Honey, it’s that kinda talk that attracts kangaroo fuckers to begin with.