Jade's World on Lit

[Nightbird]

Don't apologize. You guys made me laugh this morning. This thread is just as much yours as is it is mine.

Well Im glad we made you laugh..

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ewww!!!!! I'd rather have no ass, thank you.

Then everyone will be mad at me because you can't get on your knees as easily.

 

[JerseyJade]

Honey, it’s that kinda talk that attracts kangaroo fuckers to begin with.

What are you saying.... that I have a kangaroo ass????????

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Honey, it’s that kinda talk that attracts kangaroo fuckers to begin with.

You know thats exactly what she wants right!?

 

[JerseyJade]

Then everyone will be mad at me because you can't get on your knees as easily.

That will NEVER happen!

 

[Nightbird]

What are you saying.... that I have a kangaroo ass????????

Kangaroos are dangerous creatures.. They are quite vicious.. Just saying..

 

[muddler35]

What are you saying.... that I have a kangaroo ass????????

Well that went fucken sideways. No, that’s not what I meant.

 

[JerseyJade]

Kangaroos are dangerous creatures.. They are quite vicious.. Just saying..

You're not helping.... just saying.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What are you saying.... that I have a kangaroo ass????????

See the shit we get for trying to help her @muddler35!?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well that went fucken down under. No, that’s not what I meant.

Fixed

 

[muddler35]

Kangaroos are dangerous creatures.. They are quite vicious.. Just saying..

Vicious Kangaroos would be a good name for a band.

 

[JerseyJade]

Fixed

Lmao!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Vicious Kangaroos would be a good name for a band.

Or a porn production company

 

[JerseyJade]

Or a porn production company

And you'd be its biggest fan as you watch those kangaroo sex videos all night.

 

[muddler35]

Or a porn production company

Better yet Vicious Kangaroo Ass.

“Hi. I’m muddler. This is Conrad. We’re with the VKA”

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And you'd be its biggest fan as you watch those kangaroo sex videos all night.

Can't watch what you produce!? YOU will be our first "biggest fan"

 

[JerseyJade]

Can't watch what you produce!? YOU will be our first "biggest fan"

Trust me. The videos that I would produce would have nothing to do with kangaroos.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Better yet Vicious Kangaroo Ass.

“Hi. I’m muddler. This is Conrad. We’re with the VKA”

Then I step out from behind you and we butcher names and go back and forth on pronunciation.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Trust me. The videos that I would produce would have nothing to do with kangaroos.

Neither would ours..... unless that would sell.... then we might produce one for our Australian audience.

 

[JerseyJade]

Then I step out from behind you and we butcher names and go back and forth on pronunciation.

I won't even comment about what you would do after you step behind, @muddler35. PERV!

 

[muddler35]

Then I step out from behind you and we butcher names and go back and forth on pronunciation.

That does sound like us.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I won't even comment about what you would do after you step behind, @muddler35. PERV!

Get your glasses on!! blind woman...

I STEP OUT FROM BEHIND....

 

[JerseyJade]

Well I need to get back to work. Later, everyone.

 

[13Fantasies]

While thinking of JJ on her knees is always a worthwhile endeavor, what DOES happen if her knees give out?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well I need to get back work. Later, everyone.

Thanks for the advanced warning.....Later JJ.