Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

I tried, but when she....oh...you were talking to Shane.

Yeah, Shane! Leave JJ's mom out of this,you dirty perv!

You should talk!

 

[13Fantasies]

You should talk!

Don't worry, my love! I'll protect you!

-White knights JJ against all the MILF talk about her mom-

I only have eyes for you.

And my cannon is ready to detonate for you, m'lady!

 

[JerseyJade]

Don't worry, my love! I'll protect you!

-White knights JJ against all the MILF talk about her mom-

I only have eyes for you.

And my cannon is ready to detonate for you, m'lady!

Good Lord!

 

[13Fantasies]

Good Lord!

Raise arms!

Everyone at full mast, milady.

 

[JerseyJade]

Raise arms!

Everyone at full mast, milady.

Lmao!

Shut up!

 

[Booboobear84]

How about I take your mom and the kids for ice cream. That seems safe for everyone

 

[JerseyJade]

How about I take your mom and the kids for ice cream. That seems safe for everyone

Are you hitting on my mom now???

 

[13Fantasies]

How about I take your mom and the kids for ice cream. That seems safe for everyone

Good idea. Ill stay home with JJ....and uh...clean the moat...

 

[JerseyJade]

Good idea. Ill stay home with JJ....and uh...clean the moat...

If I had a moat, I would throw you in it.

 

[Booboobear84]

Are you hitting on my mom now???

Nah, I’m probably too old for her

 

[13Fantasies]

If I had a moat, I would throw you in it.

That's what I like to hear! Soak me in your moat, baby.

 

[JerseyJade]

Nah, I’m probably too old for her

My mom isn't picky. Oops.. I didn't mean to say that.

 

[Booboobear84]

My mom isn't picky. Oops.. I didn't mean to say that.

I really did laugh out loud, and if that were the case I’d be leaving the kids with you

 

[JerseyJade]

I really did laugh out loud, and if that were the case I’d be leaving the kids with you

Pervert!

 

[13Fantasies]

Pervert!

-Defends JJ again like the great white knight he is-

 

[Booboobear84]

Pervert!

1) That’s known 2) Who’s talking here;-)

 

[JerseyJade]

-Defends JJ again like the great white knight he is-

What are you talking about? You're the one who started all of this!

 

[13Fantasies]

What are you talking about? You're the one who started all of this!

If there isn't controversy, how am I supposed to save you?

 

[JerseyJade]

If there isn't controversy, how am I supposed to save you?

Don't! I have enough problems!

 

[13Fantasies]

Don't! I have enough problems!

Well, you have one less now.

I saved you.

 

[JerseyJade]

Well, you have one less now.

I saved you.

Well then... why don't I feel saved?

 

[13Fantasies]

Well then... why don't I feel saved?

There are many ruffians out there, milady. I shall slay all those dragons and keep you safe.

 

[JerseyJade]

There are many ruffians out there, milady. I shall slay all those dragons and keep you safe.

Well start with @Booboobear84. He wants to take away my babysitter!

 

[13Fantasies]

Well start with @Booboobear84. He wants to take away my babysitter!

-Jousts @Booboobear84 to ignominous defeat-

Thy lady wants her mother to have the ability to interact with the results of her loins. So it is written, so it shall be!

 

[JerseyJade]

-Jousts @Booboobear84 to ignominous defeat-

Thy lady wants her mother to have the ability to interact with the results of her loins. So it is written, so it shall be!

WTF???