Jade's World on Lit

[Booboobear84]

Well I don't need any lessons on how to masturbate a guy.

Actually we were hoping you would teach the seminar

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well I don't need any lessons on how to masturbate a guy.

But what if there's something new and amazing you've never thought of?

 

[JerseyJade]

But what if there's something new and amazing you've never thought of?

I'm really not into masturbating guys, so it don't matter.

 

[Booboobear84]

But what if there's something new and amazing you've never thought of?

We’re talking to someone who should get an honorary doctorate for her contribution to the field

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm really not into masturbating guys, so it don't matter.

Not even to get things started?!?

 

[JerseyJade]

Not even to get things started?!?

You mean like foreplay. That's different.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We’re talking to someone who should get an honorary doctorate for her contribution to the field

Doctorate of dick sucking?
I need to go back to college

 

[LexxRuthless]

I'm really not into masturbating guys, so it don't matter.

Wait...you're not into guys who masturbate, or you aren't into getting guys off with your hands?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You mean like foreplay. That's different.

Yeah, that applies right? I didn't think you were just giving handy's. Probably mastered those loooooooong ago

 

[JerseyJade]

Wait...you're not into guys who masturbate, or you aren't into getting guys off with your hands?

I'm not into getting guys off with my hands.

 

[JerseyJade]

Yeah, that applies right? I didn't think you were just giving handy's. Probably mastered those loooooooong ago

It was fun at first, but then I found a better way.

 

[LexxRuthless]

I'm not into getting guys off with my hands.

Yes. That would be a waste of your talents.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It was fun at first, but then I found a better way.

And everyone was muuuuuuch more satisfied

 

[JerseyJade]

And everyone was muuuuuuch more satisfied

#truth

 

[JerseyJade]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

 

[investor2020]

When a simple question is misunderstood, one should always try to steer the conversation back to what you meant . . .

 

[JerseyJade]

I can't believe there's going to be a Minecraft movie. How stupid.

 

[ShaneoD]

I can't believe there's going to be a Minecraft movie. How stupid.

I wasn't expecting a post on Minecraft but then again there's a very high chance you'll have to watch that movie too

 

[GhostOfFAS]

I can't believe there's going to be a Minecraft movie. How stupid.

I can’t wait for them to make a Roblox movie. You’ll have to pay an extra $9.99 to buy enough Robux just to see the end.

 

[JerseyJade]

I can’t wait for them to make a Roblox movie. You’ll have to pay an extra $9.99 to buy enough Robux just to see the end.

My kids don't even play that anymore.

 

[ShaneoD]

My kids don't even play that anymore.

I just knew I was too old and childless to get the Roblox reference

 

[Grant55]

S'up

 

[HeavyBalls]

I can't believe there's going to be a Minecraft movie. How stupid.

We need a Mass Effect movie...

 

[investor2020]

When you care enough to send your very best . . .