Jade's World on Lit

[investor2020]

Best and most appropriate "put down" by a waitress to a sexist customer . . .

 

[JKL123]

 

[investor2020]

When you've been together a long time, you have to seize the opporltlunity
when it presents itself . . .

 

[investor2020]

 

[investor2020]

Ladies, please try to remember your secret name next time . . .

 

[HotBrand]

I just wanted to drop in to say "Wahaay, Jade's thread is still going!"

(I promise my profile and picture will be back soon when mods do their thing. In the meantime, I'm glad everyone is doing their bit to keep Jade around!)

 

[JerseyJade]

Surgery successful. No more babies for me.

 

[JerseyJade]

I just wanted to drop in to say "Wahaay, Jade's thread is still going!"

(I promise my profile and picture will be back soon when mods do their thing. In the meantime, I'm glad everyone is doing their bit to keep Jade around!)

Hey, HB. LTNS!

 

[HotBrand]

Surgery successful. No more babies for me.

I'm still catching up on all things Jade. This is a positive thing, right? Like ... everything is OK and happy and rainbows in the sky?

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm still catching up on all things Jade. This is a positive thing, right? Like ... everything is OK and happy and rainbows in the sky?

Yep, all good here.

 

[13Fantasies]

Surgery successful. No more babies for me.

For you or all of the guys that you want to have fun with and that's the new requirement?

Snip, snip, gentlemen.

 

[JerseyJade]

For you or all of the guys that you want to have fun with and that's the new requirement?

Snip, snip, gentlemen.

Well now I don't have to worry about getting preg so there's that.

 

[13Fantasies]

Well now I don't have to worry about getting preg so there's that.

Well, cheers to your successful surgery. Only pollution, school shootings, and any diseases through sexual contact to worry about.

 

[JerseyJade]

Well, cheers to your successful surgery. Only pollution, school shootings, and any diseases through sexual contact to worry about.

Jeez, you're a ray of sunshine today!

 

[13Fantasies]

Jeez, you're a ray of sunshine today!

It's a slightly modified movie quote. One of my favorite movies.

 

[ShaneoD]

Welcome back Jade, glad the surgery and recovery seem to have gone well.

Btw, I live in the countryside in Ireland, so if you need some organic, pollutant and disease free spunk I'm here for you (see that's how you treat a lady )

 

[investor2020]

JJ, welcome back to your "home away from home" !! Glad to hear the surgery and recovery have both gone well.

 

[JerseyJade]

Welcome back Jade, glad the surgery and recovery seem to have gone well.

Btw, I live in the countryside in Ireland, so if you need some organic, pollutant and disease free spunk I'm here for you (see that's how you treat a lady )

How thoughtful.

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ, welcome back to your "home away from home" !! Glad to hear the surgery and recovery have both gone well.

Thanks Investor.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Surgery successful. No more babies for me.

THANK GOODNESS, don't need any more.... wait... nvm we could use more JJ's running around...

 

[JerseyJade]

THANK GOODNESS, don't need any more.... wait... nvm we could use more JJ's running around...

Don't you have a blowup doll to inflate?

 

[ShaneoD]

Don't you have a blowup doll to inflate?

You can only put so many puncture repair patches on those things..............or so I'm told

 

[JerseyJade]

You can only put so many puncture repair patches on those things..............or so I'm told

That's basically what his blowup dolls look like... one big repair patch.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Don't you have a blowup doll to inflate?

You're not over here to inflate it for me, with all that hot air.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You can only put so many puncture repair patches on those things..............or so I'm told

Uh huh.... likely story...