Judo's Gunfight Thread Revisited
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champagne1982
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:evil grin: setting my cowgurl hat back from low on my foreheadfawnie said:what? no challenge yet? anyone here could shoot my writing ass into the next life.
or doesn't anyone want to destroy skrawny fawnie!
i'm tough i can handle getting shot! i heal quickly!
We could do it now but thar aint no townspeople around to duck behind the rails along the boardwalk and gasp in awe at my deadly aim.
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OK, girlies. No jumpin' the gun yet.
Unless one of you tell me it's a no go at that time and need to postpone, the gunfight is to take place 24 hours from now on Friday, June 18 at Midnight GMT* right here in this thread.
POET 1: fawnie
POET 2: champagne1982
* Click here to see what time that will be on your part of the world.
We will need 3 volunteered judges ASAP. Post here or PM me if you're up to it. At the stoke of midnight, I will post the poetic inspiration that will preside to this gunfight. There will be no length or form requirements, though; only that it will have to be done in 1 hour from time and posted here.
Any questions?
Unless one of you tell me it's a no go at that time and need to postpone, the gunfight is to take place 24 hours from now on Friday, June 18 at Midnight GMT* right here in this thread.
POET 1: fawnie
POET 2: champagne1982
* Click here to see what time that will be on your part of the world.
We will need 3 volunteered judges ASAP. Post here or PM me if you're up to it. At the stoke of midnight, I will post the poetic inspiration that will preside to this gunfight. There will be no length or form requirements, though; only that it will have to be done in 1 hour from time and posted here.
Any questions?
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Judges will make their pronunciation within 24 hours. 
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WickedEve said:
Oh.
nuthin'.
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Awesome.thenry said:
We still need another 2 judges!
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fawnie said:its so hard not to be naughty now at that comment..
i'm closing the shop and heading home, so would have to be later anyhow..or tomorrow..but i'll be putting my spurrs on my boots and practising my draw!!
that time works just fine for me..and i have no questions!
now where are we getting the judges from?
must i beg??
pistol's loaded..spurrs on..ass sore from sitting in this here saddle,
on with the show!
and a
champagne before i put a hole in your heart!!
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fawnie said:that time works just fine for me..and i have no questions!
now where are we getting the judges from?
must i beg??
pistol's loaded..spurrs on..ass sore from sitting in this here saddle,
on with the show!
and a
The Good The Bad and The Ugly theme music playing in the background.
Camera panning around the weathered rails of the 'Just Alright Corral'
Zoom in; a pair of painted lips and a cherry stem end emerges from between their glistening red ripeness, a knot, a flash of pink tongue, the sun in the sky shining in the brown eyes gazing slowly around the muddy forum.
"Ah shor' wish POETZILLA would drool over neo's ass avatah somewheres else, yeayup. Though it do be a fine ass."
tipping my hat, turning to stroll away, hips swaying, spurs jingling, the effect ruined by my jacket getting caught on the danged hitching rail. With feigned nonchalance I rip the seam free, bravely saying,
"Ah'll be seein' y'all at 5:OO pm (MST). Ah hope y'all got yer mournin' clothes. Ole Doc JC's been sizin' ya for a purty box thar, OneArm and the poet posse's been hankerin' ta write derty limericks about this heyah match up over tuh the graf .. graf .. wahl sheet! That there funny poem thread. So, Friday night booze willin', Ah'll be heyah with mah spurs on."
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Has no one else noticed how shitty my 'mercan accent is?
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Hey, Tess ----- that AV beats the living tar out of Audrey Hepburn!!
.....I know that's off topic...I couldn't help myself.
I'll go away now.
even now - new poem......please read.
talking to pirates - new poem......please read.
.....I know that's off topic...I couldn't help myself.
I'll go away now.
even now - new poem......please read.
talking to pirates - new poem......please read.
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The gunfight is to take place only 2 hours from now on Friday, June 18 at Midnight GMT* right here in this thread, when I post the poetic inspiration for the poems. There will be no length or form requirements; only that it will have to be done in 1 hour.
POET 1: fawnie
POET 2: champagne1982
* Click here to see what time that will be on your part of the world.
The judges of the event, scheduled to last one hour, will be:
- thenry
- minsue
- ???
We need another volunteer FAST!
POET 1: fawnie
POET 2: champagne1982
* Click here to see what time that will be on your part of the world.
The judges of the event, scheduled to last one hour, will be:
- thenry
- minsue
- ???
We need another volunteer FAST!
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LOL!fawnie said:if it was mud wrestling could we get another judge???
You're in no shape to fight a 420 pound 4'5" midget and write poetry in a shoot out, too, there OneArm. Hell, if you are, I wanna be an amputee!What about jello? Can we go a coupla rounds in lime?
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