Ladies you will want to sex me up!

[eroticfiction]

*eroticfiction tips her hat to Jewelz*


Scotty,
Young man, it's quite obvious that you have NEVER been laid. There is no way anyone would fuck you with your attitude. I suggest you seek therapy. And by the way, people on literotica to not pm morons so, I doubt you will get any response to your personal ad. Study hard at FSU, you have much to learn.

 

[eroticfiction]

I bet he doesn't fuck fat girls because it's physically impossible. With a dick as small as his, he cannot afford to have anything in the way, except maybe skin and bones. Even then I bet sex with him is about as eventful as an unopened package of jello.

 

[AzureSky]

Your av is pretty nice....I like it alot....sexy..

Thanks sweetie
you gals really are great
I think all our sexy av's express a little of our personalities

 

[QuickDuck]

Well I was going to make a comment, but then I sat and thought about it, realising that you could have been prevented for only a quarter, and that while you are not dumber than an ox, you're not appreciably smarter either.

It is totally obvious that you have the people skills of a belt sander, but that while everyone is entitled to be stupid, you seem to be abusing the privilege.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public and that while Jesus may love you, everyone simply thinks you are a jerk.

Now don't go away mad.... just go away.

The only way ANY woman is going to "sex you up", is if she is the kind of woman who has "do not inflate to over 40psi" tattooed on her thigh.

Have a nice day

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[AzureSky]

awww my sweet Duckie..I knew there was a reason I love you so....

 

[QuickDuck]

awww my sweet Duckie..I knew there was a reason I love you so....

oh you sweet talker you.

 

[Devil_d0ll]

Ohhh the fresh innocence of boys. It really makes my flower drip the purest nectar. Scotty, you make me tingle all over!! Like, oh my god! I, like, want you to, like, fuck me hard, like in every nook and cranny of my jelly rolls!! Cuz like, I have never been with a a little boy before especially like, oh my god, like, you! So hard and so like, oh my god!! *squealing with excitement* I know you said you didnt like fat chicks, but like, if you gave me a chance, I would even like, let you watch me jiggle!!!!! You would melt dude! Those fatties you have been with, are like, dude, they were just trying to like, umm, find your miniscule dick!!!!!!!! And oh my god! I love to eat cock and I will beg you to coat it in peanut butter, cuz like, im fat and I can eat alot of cock that way.....Ohh wait, its ok, dont cry, I know you are, like, way small, but i have a big appetite, almost as big as my titties!!! You would love them smothered in your fresh assed face while I shove my 9" vibe up your fuckin dickless wonder ass!!!!!!! Ohh and as a former cheerleader, I could win the competition hands down....what competition you ask? *wicked laugh*.......sitting on you til your balls turn blue and rot the fuck off!!! Go on little boy....the only pussy you will find with an attitude like yours is the local pound.....

Have a good day!

***************************
he has this same stupid thread over on the general board......above is exactly how i responded over there!!!!

Jewelz jewelz jewelz how very talented u are at making men feel like Idiots.. i bow to u my bbw sister big

 

[AzureSky]

oh you sweet talker you.

 

[AzureSky]

gawd i just inadvertently bumped this thread

 

[sourdoughken]

Re: Re: Emerald_eyed

WOW WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY...... But I will be 46..

Mine is the 5th......58


Ladies....terribly funny responses to an igsignifigant little tick turd.

 

[wildrose70]

It's 6 a.m. and I'm not really trying to *bump* this but just had to comment on all the great responses...Quickduck ..your marvelouse darlingggggggggggg LOL

Girls I think we got him running with his *tail* between his legs....to put down any women no matter size, age, or mentality...and speaking of which....his iq must be -zero to think he's going to have the women come running to that response...lol ...hey we did but not in the way he wanted.....Go grow up Scottie boy....I know my son who BTW has the same name would never think of making such derogatory statements about the other sex...and he's gay!!!!

 

[lovemetender]

Jewelz.....

that was the post of the month if not the year!!!
LMAO!!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

Jewelz jewelz jewelz how very talented u are at making men feel like Idiots.. i bow to u my bbw sister big

darlin girl......absolutely LOVE your new AV.....you are so beautiful Stacy!!

 

[Jewelz]

Jewelz.....

that was the post of the month if not the year!!!
LMAO!!!!!

*curtsies* thank you baby!! I know I will be reading it every time I feel down LOL....one of my better writings doncha think *giggle*

 

[wildrose70]

*curtsies* thank you baby!! I know I will be reading it every time I feel down LOL....one of my better writings doncha think *giggle*

still getting the fanmail baby..and wow!!!! you deserved it..haha....*wink*..hehe thats my girl!!!!

 

[tigerjen]

Sourdoughken

Mine is the 5th......58


Ladies....terribly funny responses to an igsignifigant little tick turd.

Hiya!
Another Taurus I see........May 5th for you.....I'm
May 4th.....will be 28 in a very few short weeks...

Wow....lots of hits still in this thread.......I know we've got
Mr. Jock over here running for his life!

tigerjen

 

[tigerjen]

What does he want, an Ally McBeal type?

I bet he doesn't fuck fat girls because it's physically
impossible. With a dick as small as his, he cannot afford
to have anything in the way, except maybe skin and
bones. Even then I bet sex with him is about as
eventful as an unopened package of jello.

Eroticfiction...
Good insight you just made here.......

May I also remind the public here that the average
size of an American woman these days is a size 14?
Just read the magazines......just read the studies......
there are more of us out there than he realizes......not
everyone was born to be thin and skinny Minnie.......plus
there are REAL MEN out there who love women w/ a bit
of meat on their bones...as the saying goes



tigerjen

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Sourdoughken

Hiya!
Another Taurus I see........May 5th for you.....I'm
May 4th.....will be 28 in a very few short weeks...

Wow....lots of hits still in this thread.......I know we've got
Mr. Jock over here running for his life!

tigerjen

And yet another Taurus here..mine is the 8th....but I 'ain't" going to be 28..haha....71 my dears!!!! and still going strong...he's prbly trying to lick that peanut butter off his dick * laughing out load*

 

[Jewelz]

still getting the fanmail baby..and wow!!!! you deserved it..haha....*wink*..hehe thats my girl!!!!

*giggle* you raised me well momma!! yes, my PM box was flooded this morning

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Sourdoughken

Wow....lots of hits still in this thread.......I know we've got
Mr. Jock over here running for his life!

tigerjen

and still trying to find his tick dick!!

 

[tigerjen]

Wildrose

And yet another Taurus here..mine is the 8th....but
I 'ain't" going to be 28..haha....71 my dears!!!! and
still going strong...he's prbly trying to lick that
peanut butter off his dick * laughing out load*

Wildrose....

That is wonderful!! 71 years young!! I think that's
terrific!!

Heehee I bet that Scotty boy is still trying to lick that
peanut butter off his cock......*giggling*...among other
things !



tigerjen

 

[1sexylady]

Re: Re: Re: Emerald_eyed

Mine is the 5th......58


Ladies....terribly funny responses to an igsignifigant little tick turd.

Wow.....I guess he came across so tough BULLS here...and I might add Ladies...His ass was whipped..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tigerjen]

Good way of putting it, 1sexylady

Wow.....I guess he came across so tough BULLS
here...and I might add Ladies...His ass was
whipped..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn.....
why didn't I think of that?
But its oh so true........his 18 y.o. ass was whipped
in more ways than one!



tigerjen

 

[wildrose70]

Well thanks my dear..I still feel about 45 and act it and might say look it!! LOL

yeah this kid will now better than to mess with the LIT LADIES...

 

[tigerjen]

Well thanks my dear..I still feel about 45 and act it and
might say look it!! LOL

yeah this kid will now better than to mess with the
LIT LADIES...

I agree!! I think we scared the poor boy away, cuz
he hasn't checked in there since god knows when!

Ahhhhhh still feeling about 45 and act it/look it is great!
I think its terrific you are on Lit!



tigerjen