Last Post Wins Part Four

[SimoneLisbon]

I'm sure it's mine

 

[EbersMoll]

Well I’m going to work now, so this is your big chance!!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

tis mine

 

[EbersMoll]

Maybe, maybe not…

 

[SimoneLisbon]

surely you can't be serious....I win

 

[EbersMoll]

No I’m joking, of course you win.

Oooops! Try again please.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Oh the humanity....I win

 

[EbersMoll]

Much as I’d like to let you win, the rules mean that I’m the winner!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

I
AM
the
W I N N E R

 

[EbersMoll]

But in a way, we are all winners.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Nope...I am the winner...

 

[EbersMoll]

What’s the prize for second place?

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Eating my dust...so get a glass of water

 

[EbersMoll]

Who needs water? I have coffee and a whole day ahead!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

you do...it's much better for you than coffee

 

[EbersMoll]

Awww shucks, I didn’t know you cared

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Oh I do care...so much, that I win

 

[EbersMoll]

Let me just get the winners prize, it’s here somewhere, because I have it!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Nope, that trophy is MINE

 

[EbersMoll]

Yep, just as soon as I hand it over…

 

[SimoneLisbon]

saw it over my fireplace just a minute ago...

 

[EbersMoll]

That must be a fake, suggest you don’t polish it too hard.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Yours is a fake...mine is real, and all mine

 

[EbersMoll]

really?! I’m both bereft and victorious.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

you cannot win...accept it, here's a tissue...

I win