Last Post Wins Part Four

[EbersMoll]

I take your tissue and raise you a bucket for your tears.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

*sigh*...you need a towel...*sneaks away with the trophy*

 

[EbersMoll]

…the fake trophy, as I disappear into the sunset the winner!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

you are not the winner...I've tried to let you down easy, but nothing but tough love will do...

I win, you lose

 

[EbersMoll]

Tough love?! Sounds interesting

But not as interesting as winning!!!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

*spanks @EbersMoll*

Oh I win....

 

[EbersMoll]

Ouch!! I win!
*surprised that @SimoneLisbon thinks a spanking would be anything other than an incentive*

 

[SimoneLisbon]

*pinches @EbersMoll 's cheek*

I win

 

[EbersMoll]

*Blushes and says to @SimoneLisbon…*
Sorry, I win

 

[SimoneLisbon]

nope, I win...

 

[EbersMoll]

Hmmm, Are you sure?

I win

 

[SimoneLisbon]

definitely ... ok...I win...*runs away with the gold*

 

[EbersMoll]

*Remotely triggers the explosive dye pack and paints you bright green*

I Win!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

*you trip over your left foot and fall down the side of a mountain never to be heard from again*

*pours one out for you then walks away with the trophy, the gold after a quick shower so that I'm my own true Nubian color once more...*

I win

 

[EbersMoll]

*What you don’t see is that I’m wearing a James Bond style parachute, which allows me to glide stylishly to a local bar, order a Vodka Martini (shaken not stirred), toast the Nubian beauty briefly taking care of my gold, before leaving to retrieve said gold; all whilst wearing a perfectly tailored tuxedo and driving off into the sunset in a mysteriously available Aston Martin*

Which is a long way of saying….

I win.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

It's interesting to hear what someone thinks just as they die...seeing how you are dead, oh so sad I'm all broken up about it, there was only one thing to do, pour another one out for you and say amen...

I win...get it, amen I win...

 

[EbersMoll]

You know I’ll haunt you, right?
Oh, and I win!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

I watched all 15 seasons of Supernatural...I know how to take care of ghosts...

I win

 

[EbersMoll]

Awwww, I didn’t know you cared
Win, I do.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

I told you 10 posts ago, I care...

still I will salt & burn your body in heartbeat...I win

 

[EbersMoll]

Don’t believe what you see on TV, that’s not how you get rid of a ghost.
P.S. I win!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Hmmmm....what do you think you know about getting rid of ghosts?

I win

 

[EbersMoll]

I asked ChatGPT

And I win.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

aren't those computer ghosts?

I win

 

[EbersMoll]

Deus ex machina?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.