Last Post Wins Part Four

[SimoneLisbon]

OK, I'll just go old school and use a bible, a bell and a candle like the Catholics used to...

I win

 

[EbersMoll]

lol as a lapsed Catholic that is a bit triggering, I’ll admit

But I still win.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

sorry, didn't mean to trigger you....I mean, I win...

 

[EbersMoll]

Apology gratefully accepted, so I win

 

[SimoneLisbon]

uh huh

I win

 

[EbersMoll]

*stares*
I win

 

[SimoneLisbon]

No dammit, I win...

 

[EbersMoll]

Okay you I win

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Okay, see I win...that's right...I win

 

[EbersMoll]

If it was in my power, of course I’d let you win, sadly though, I’m the last poster.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

I'm the last poster now...so I win...see how that works?

 

[EbersMoll]

Oh right so now it’s me then?

 

[SimoneLisbon]

now me I win

 

[EbersMoll]

Congratulations! You do don’t !!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Oh
My
Gosh!
Did that just happen? Did you just lose first place? Yes you did, you totally lost first place...MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[EbersMoll]

Meanwhile, in an event no one foresaw - I win!

 

[SimoneLisbon]

I win

 

[EbersMoll]

I win

Simple and almost effective…
I win

 

[SimoneLisbon]

*slips in and posts "I win"*

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Except I'm here now, so I win

 

[SimoneLisbon]

I win

 

[averagesizeguy]

But do you?

 

[SimoneLisbon]

yup, pretty sure I win

 

[averagesizeguy]

I dunno. Maybe not.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

well I win...