Last sex toy you bought?

Lovense Edge2. Not had a chance to try it yet but a business trip next week should provide the opportunity. Looking forward to finding someone to control me too
 
Lovense Edge2. Not had a chance to try it yet but a business trip next week should provide the opportunity. Looking forward to finding someone to control me too
Please report back, I've been sat on the fence getting splinters for months about buying one :unsure:
 
Not well, so far I prefer my toys to be human. Maybe with a different partner it might be more fun.
They both have there place, I’m a long way away from my gf so they are a good substitute at times
 
I attended a summer backyard party a few weeks ago. A handful of good friends and lots to drink. The conversation went to Christmas in July, and I had a great idea. I passed a hat around with the names of everyone in attendance. Each of us picked a name, and the requirement was to order that person a sex toy as a gift right there and then Secret Santa style. Of course, the toys take several days to arrive, but the fun of searching the various websites and apps was exciting and hilarious.

I selected my college friend Veronica. She's a very tall woman with a shitty husband, and I think she might have an emotional relationship with another guy in the group, Jack. I chose a Wifi vibrator that a remote lover can use, and I'm hoping she gives Jack the Wifi password.

My gift toy arrived a few days ago. It was a strap-on lifelike cock. Actually, it was two cocks. One was a hanging, flacid 5" cock that could be worn to look like I have an unerect penis, and the other was the same cock erect and clocks in at 7". Both are flesh-colored and very lifelike.

I put the flaccid cock on yesterday under a skirt and went to my favorite coffee spot for a latte and to read my book. Maybe it was the caffine, but it might have been the big dick 'cause I had the energy going! There was something delightful about a (albeit fake) penis under my short skirt. The cock did not hang below the hemline, but it did hang free, so if anyone was shooting upskirts, they got a surprising eyeful. I now know why guys have to adjust themselves constantly.

At any rate, I came home and was so charged up I took the second cock (this was the erect version) and used it on myself. I know it's supposed to be for me to use on a partner, but I was alone and ready to go.

We have another gathering planned for Labor Day weekend, where we will all reveal the Secret Santa identities.

My FWB is part of the group, and I suspect it might be him who got me the cock set since he would benefit from my gift. He's been talking about pegging quite a bit, and then this love set shows up on my doorstep.

I have two big decisions before attending that party. 1) What outfit to wear? 2) Which cock to strap on under that outfit, soft or hard?
 
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I attended a summer backyard party a few weeks ago. A handful of good friends and lots to drink. The conversation went to Christmas in July, and I had a great idea. I passed a hat around with the names of everyone in attendance. Each of us picked a name, and the requirement was to order that person a sex toy as a gift right there and then Secret Santa style. Of course, the toys take several days to arrive, but the fun of searching the various websites and apps was exciting and hilarious.

I selected my college friend Veronica. She's a very tall woman with a shitty husband, and I think she might have an emotional relationship with another guy in the group, Jack. I chose a Wifi vibrator that a remote lover can use, and I'm hoping she gives Jack the Wifi password.

My gift toy arrived a few days ago. It was a strap-on lifelike cock. Actually, it was two cocks. Each is about seven inches. One was a long, flacid 5" cock that could be worn to look like I have an unerect penis, and the other was the same cock erect and clocks in at 7".

I put the flaccid cock on yesterday under a skirt and went to my favorite coffee spot for a latte and to read my book. Maybe it was the caffine, but it might have been the big dick 'cause I had the energy going! There was something delightful about a (albeit fake) penis under my short skirt. The cock did not hang below the hemline, but it did hang free, so if anyone was shooting upskirts, they got a surprising eyeful. I now know why guys have to adjust themselves constantly.

At any rate, I came home and was so charged up I took the second cock (this was the erect version) and used it on myself. I know it's supposed to be for me to use on a partner, but I was alone and ready to go.

We have another gathering planned for Labor Day weekend, where we will all reveal the Secret Santa identities.

My FWB is part of the group, and I suspect it might be him who got me the cock set since he would benefit from my gift. He's been talking about pegging quite a bit, and then this love set shows up on my doorstep.

I have two big decisions before attending that party. 1) What outfit to wear? 2) Which cock to strap on under that outfit, soft or hard?
Wow that is one of the sexiest things I have read!!! I’m jealous of your friend group and your FWB. I definitely feel like you should wear some sort of skirt. And go there with the limp dick on and if you get horny or as you do go to the bathroom and swap them out….
 
...My gift toy arrived a few days ago. It was a strap-on lifelike cock. Actually, it was two cocks. Each is about seven inches. One was a long, flacid 5" cock that could be worn to look like I have an unerect penis, and the other was the same cock erect and clocks in at 7".

I put the flaccid cock on yesterday under a skirt and went to my favorite coffee spot for a latte and to read my book. Maybe it was the caffine, but it might have been the big dick 'cause I had the energy going! There was something delightful about a (albeit fake) penis under my short skirt. The cock did not hang below the hemline, but it did hang free, so if anyone was shooting upskirts, they got a surprising eyeful. I now know why guys have to adjust themselves constantly.

At any rate, I came home and was so charged up I took the second cock (this was the erect version) and used it on myself. I know it's supposed to be for me to use on a partner, but I was alone and ready to go.

We have another gathering planned for Labor Day weekend, where we will all reveal the Secret Santa identities.

My FWB is part of the group, and I suspect it might be him who got me the cock set since he would benefit from my gift. He's been talking about pegging quite a bit, and then this love set shows up on my doorstep.

I have two big decisions before attending that party. 1) What outfit to wear? 2) Which cock to strap on under that outfit, soft or hard?

It's always a bit of a surprise to get a glimpse under a girl's short skirt and see that she isn't wearing any underwear, but suddenly seeing that she has a cock would definitely be a bit stunning. I assume that it has a realistic color and appearance so that unless people get a really good look at it, it looks real.

If you wear a hard horizontal cock under a short skirt, it will be very noticeable the whole party.
 
My wife got a new larger packer to wear under her sun dresses. We also got a new dildo for her harness.
 
I selected my college friend Veronica. She's a very tall woman with a shitty husband, and I think she might have an emotional relationship with another guy in the group, Jack. I chose a Wifi vibrator that a remote lover can use, and I'm hoping she gives Jack the Wifi password.
I'm guessing you already know it, but you are an absolutely amazing friend.
 
Addressing the title question. I finally got brave enough to spend some serious money on two battery-operated toys, only to figure out that the excess noise ruins the experience for me. I like quiet. I am quiet. No amount of vibration can overcome that setback. So, I tossed both toys during our recent move to a new house.
 
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