Last sex toy you bought?

A bikini, prosthetic breast inserts and a 9" realistic silicone cock and balls. Going to dress up fem and then get fucked from behind by the cock put on the wall at the right height.
Soon sexy, wish I was the one fucking you.
 
Haven't had one in years but I'm gonna get one of those clit suckers that dissolve people into puddles!
 
I love playing with my nipples,, they are always hard. I can cum from nipple play. Flogger is such a turn on.
So sexy! I love pinching, tugging and twisting them and the moans that follow 😁 I'd love to hear what other kinds of toys/play you enjoy (feel free to PM me!)
 
I got a little bullet vibrator to stick up my ass while I'm jerking off. But I really want to invest in something bigger. I'm always sitting up while I'm choking my chicken, so I'm not sure what toy would work best for that. Don't want to go to the ER to have them fish some vibrating thing out of my asshole! "One in a million shot, doc! One in a million!"

Any guesses what that's from? I'm sure more than a few of you remember that episode...
If I could make a suggestion, I like to use a prostrate massager among many other things while having a long edge session of jerking off. I use the Lovense Edge 2, just be careful because that thing will have you gooning all night. That’s a set it and forget it and it’s app controlled so the possibilities are endless. At the moment my favorite HOMME PRO-S VIBRATING PROSTATE MASSAGER it has a roller ball that feel like a finger on the prostate. it retails got over a hundred but message me and I’ll send you a link to a membership sex toy site where for 5 bucks a month you can get the latest sex toys for a fraction of retail 60%-90% off retail. I’ve bought three thousand plus dollars of items in just over a year and only spent 700-800 bucks. No knockoffs everything is legit
 
A Kielbasa polish sausage. Pat it dry. 15 secs in the microwave to warm it to blood temperature. It is just like a cock and oh so fucking good in my ass.

Cheapest toy you will ever buy if you get the supermarket budget variety. You can cut the sausage in two at the bend and get 2 toy sessions
 
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My wife recently bought a Poco from Mysteryvibes. She has decided she doesn’t care for it, but I have some fun with it. She still prefers her eriscillator. I just got the Rogue from Bestvibes. I like the suction since erections are elusive. Still have trouble getting consistent orgasms.
 
A Kielbasa polish sausage. Pat it dry. 15 secs in the microwave to warm it to blood temperature. It is just like a cock and oh so fucking good in my ass.

Cheapest toy you will ever buy if you get the supermarket budget variety. You can cut the sausage in two at the bend and get 2 toy sessions
So hot, wish I could see that!
 
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