Let Ebonyfire Make You Her New Bitch!

[Ebonyfire]

Um, Mistress??? What was your price? It was believed that the Fungi one was acting on Your behalf.

Fungi was acting on His own behalf! Scheming Doms! Now the price is double! at least 200K for a bitch in her prime who can make her Dom at least a couple of Mil before she succumbs to old age!

 

[il mio angelo]

Fungi was acting on His own behalf! Scheming Doms! Now the price is double! at least 200K for a bitch in her prime who can make her Dom at least a couple of Mil before she succumbs to old age!

Please define "in her prime" ...... Have I passed my peak?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Please define "in her prime" ...... Have I passed my peak?

As one of My Flagship bitches, you are in a class of your own! The Gold standard of bitches!

 

[mbb308]

See "Tombstone" in the scene where Johnny Ringo asks Doc Holliday if he's retired too. His reply is , "nonsense, I'm still in my prime." Well, that's my stock answer, too, and will be until they haul me out boots first.

Now, if it isn't too much trouble for any of you, I seem to be acting as the agent for feeding this motley and goofy crew. If I may have the kitchen bitch back - I seem to have weasels to kill, floors and pots to scrub, messes to clean . . . if it isn't too damned difficult, of course.

 

[niteshade]

As one of My Flagship bitches, you are in a class of your own! The Gold standard of bitches!

So am I a flagship bitch????

 

[niteshade]

See "Tombstone" in the scene where Johnny Ringo asks Doc Holliday if he's retired too. His reply is , "nonsense, I'm still in my prime." Well, that's my stock answer, too, and will be until they haul me out boots first.

Now, if it isn't too much trouble for any of you, I seem to be acting as the agent for feeding this motley and goofy crew. If I may have the kitchen bitch back - I seem to have weasels to kill, floors and pots to scrub, messes to clean . . . if it isn't too damned difficult, of course.

<clearing throat>

If you are referring to me, I believe that as a slave worth 200K I may be too valuable to waste on killing weasles and acting as general kitchen bitch.... unless there are horny sailors with lots of cash waiting in the kitchen that is. You may, however, want to take that up with Mistress. I doubt you will have much luck, though, as she declined the offer of a devine back rub in order to boot me back out on the street to make more money.

 

[Ebonyfire]

So am I a flagship bitch????

You and il mio angelo are the bitchiest!

 

[niteshade]

You and il mio angelo are the bitchiest!

Awww man... now I really feel loved!

 

[redelicious]

You and il mio angelo are the bitchiest!

This may be the funniest thing I have seen all day!

*runs quickly from the thread*




*edited to add - it was just the way it was said. No offence to the bitches in question*

 

[FungiUg]

Fungi was acting on His own behalf! Scheming Doms! Now the price is double! at least 200K for a bitch in her prime who can make her Dom at least a couple of Mil before she succumbs to old age!

Will Monopoly money do?

 

[niteshade]

Will Monopoly money do?

Not for a flagship bitch like me.... it has to be the real thing... Indian Rupees.

 

[il mio angelo]

As one of My Flagship bitches, you are in a class of your own! The Gold standard of bitches!

I am truly honored.... I feel like I can be the best bitch I can be now.... With your encouragement and guidance, I know I can make you oodles of money with my supreme bitchiness.

 

[il mio angelo]

Awww man... now I really feel loved!

Me too, should we syncronize our bitchiness....?

 

[niteshade]

I am truly honored.... I feel like I can be the best bitch I can be now.... With your encouragement and guidance, I know I can make you oodles of money with my supreme bitchiness.

Hey sis... you want to go hit that glitzy convention hotel with me??? Should be lots of bucks there, and maybe we can give some old guy a heart attack

 

[niteshade]

Me too, should we syncronize our bitchiness....?

Sounds Like a plan to me

 

[il mio angelo]

Hey sis... you want to go hit that glitzy convention hotel with me??? Should be lots of bucks there, and maybe we can give some old guy a heart attack

LOL... who am I, Anna Nicole Smith?

 

[niteshade]

LOL... who am I, Anna Nicole Smith?

One never knows....

 

[il mio angelo]

One never knows....

Ewwwww.... nope, not even close.


So how should we work this, are we both going to try to out bitch each other, or should we work as a team?

 

[niteshade]

Ewwwww.... nope, not even close.


So how should we work this, are we both going to try to out bitch each other, or should we work as a team?

Oh, I think team work would give us unlimited Bitch potential, don't you?

 

[il mio angelo]

Oh, I think team work would give us unlimited Bitch potential, don't you?

Yes, and I think that we will make Eb most proud.. especially when she can retire on all that cash we will make for her...


She deserves it.. she is really cool!

 

[niteshade]

Yes, and I think that we will make Eb most proud.. especially when she can retire on all that cash we will make for her...


She deserves it.. she is really cool!

Do you think she might give us early retirment if we can up our earning power for the next few years??? You know, as an incentive?

I have not had the pleasure ( or if you talk to some of the Doms, nightmare) of meeting her yet, but she seems pretty cool from her posts.

 

[il mio angelo]

Do you think she might give us early retirment if we can up our earning power for the next few years??? You know, as an incentive?

I have not had the pleasure ( or if you talk to some of the Doms, nightmare) of meeting her yet, but she seems pretty cool from her posts.

We are both young.. I think if we work hard, and increase the number of tricks we turn a night, we can rack up the cash so that she may afford that huge house for all her many subs, and the Doms that she will beat into submission.... Then we can beg her to allow us to retire early.

 

[niteshade]

We are both young.. I think if we work hard, and increase the number of tricks we turn a night, we can rack up the cash so that she may afford that huge house for all her many subs, and the Doms that she will beat into submission.... Then we can beg her to allow us to retire early.

Right then, lets get busy. Maybe we should stop by the kitchen and help Mbb with the dishes first???

 

[il mio angelo]

Right then, lets get busy. Maybe we should stop by the kitchen and help Mbb with the dishes first???

But I just had a manicure..


OK, ok..... I'll dry them, you put them away?

 

[niteshade]

But I just had a manicure..


OK, ok..... I'll dry them, you put them away?

Thats fine... I am not due for my manicure until tomorrow. After that he is just going to have to get us some gloves or something.