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Re: Re: Brother, can you spare some weasels?

Does anyone else here want to know how one "lightly" kills a weasel. Will the recipe still work if the weasel is "heavily" killed? How do you tell when the weasel is killed just enough?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Well, personally, I don't know a whole lot on the subject. But, that has never stopped me before, so I will say something, anyway.

It is well known (but intentionally unwritten) to most chefs who cook game birds and other wild animals that when the animal suffers during the kill, it toughens the meat.

This is thought to be akin to and derived from the relative intellegence of the animal and the pain it suffers during the actual process of dying.

So, if this is true, a swift kill would be prefered to accomplish a tender and tasty dish as a result.

On the other hand, we are talking about weasles. One would wonder if the intelligence factor applies.

 

[niteshade]

Now, now, a bitch must be strong, after all it takes a lot to hit the streets!

Mistress, please spare me! How can this lowly one be assured of being able to concentrate on Your glorious self if I am getting concreate burn from giving blow jobs on the street corner?

Oh, and you may want to talk to a certain gentleman named Navarre... I heard a rumor that he says he is loaded. That way you get the cash, and still have undamaged goods to rent.

Well, ok, only slightly damaged.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Mistress, please spare me! How can this lowly one be assured of being able to concentrate on Your glorious self if I am getting concreate burn from giving blow jobs on the street corner?

Oh, and you may want to talk to a certain gentleman named Navarre... I heard a rumor that he says he is loaded. That way you get the cash, and still have undamaged goods to rent.

Well, ok, only slightly damaged.

Bitches like burns, now get out there and make Me some bucks!

 

[enigma nocturne]

Oh great and gloriuos Goddess person of the Night,

I have visited Lazy Dom land as well as the Sub Haven. In your prescence I have found all that they lack. You are great and good and kind and painful and evil and sweet and a great many other adjectives. You are chocolate to their spinach, fire to their slushy snow, champaigne to their drug store bottled water..

Please accept my lowly body and high pain tolerence for Your use and abuse....


no offence to the gentlemens, but I would like to be someone's bitch today.. Quit laughing mari....

 

[niteshade]

Bitches like burns, now get out there and make Me some bucks!

*bows humbly and backs out the door*

Yes, Mistress.

 

[niteshade]

*trudging in from her cold, wet corner*

I now know why I am the only bitch here.

 

[enigma nocturne]

*trudging in from her cold, wet corner*

I now know why I am the only bitch here.

I am trying.. Perhaps I should offer $$$$ instead of flowery compliments.

 

[niteshade]

I am trying.. Perhaps I should offer $$$$ instead of flowery compliments.

Oh, goody... we can keep each other warm.

 

[mbb308]

*trudging in from her cold, wet corner*

I now know why I am the only bitch here.

Stop fussing, take this claw hammer, and go over there and lightly kill those weasels. Yes, we're having weasel again, and I don't want to hear any more about it.

You know damned good and well what happened in here the last time we let "Queenie" in the kitchen. She made a mess out of everything, and then she came out the face at me when I said something about it. Left the place a wreck, dirtied up every pot and pan in the joint, and cussed me out for not being thankful for having this to do.

Like I don't have enough to do already.

And whatever went through her mind to take those goddamned weasels from that guy down the way and think I'm gonna clean up after them. I'm about sick of all this shit, I'll just have you know. Feed the weasels, walk the weasels, clean out the weasel cages - I'm all over some weasels, dammit. Fuck a whole big bunch of weasels.

I'm thinking of applying for a job in a thread in a whole 'nother forum.

I'll show the wench.

 

[mbb308]

I am trying.. Perhaps I should offer $$$$ instead of flowery compliments.

You!

Walk the weasels she doesn't kill!

Look lively now!

I can't be expected to do everything and slave over these hot pots too.

Damned bunch of ingrates!!!!

 

[niteshade]

Stop fussing, take this claw hammer, and go over there and lightly kill those weasels. Yes, we're having weasel again, and I don't want to hear any more about it.

You know damned good and well what happened in here the last time we let "Queenie" in the kitchen. She made a mess out of everything, and then she came out the face at me when I said something about it. Left the place a wreck, dirtied up every pot and pan in the joint, and cussed me out for not being thankful for having this to do.

Like I don't have enough to do already.

And whatever went through her mind to take those goddamned weasels from that guy down the way and think I'm gonna clean up after them. I'm about sick of all this shit, I'll just have you know. Feed the weasels, walk the weasels, clean out the weasel cages - I'm all over some weasels, dammit. Fuck a whole big bunch of weasels.

I'm thinking of applying for a job in a thread in a whole 'nother forum.

I'll show the wench.

Bestiality, MBB? tsk tsk.

 

[mbb308]

Bestiality, MBB? tsk tsk.

I hear too much squeaking, Young Lady. Get those weasels dead now!!!!

If I'm stuck in the kitchen, I am gonna be bitchin'.

 

[niteshade]

I hear too much squeaking, Young Lady. Get those weasels dead now!!!!

If I'm stuck in the kitchen, I am gonna be bitchin'.

Well, the thing is... I am not sure how to "lightly" kill a weasel using a hammer. Maybe you could demonstrate?

 

[mbb308]

Well, the thing is... I am not sure how to "lightly" kill a weasel using a hammer. Maybe you could demonstrate?

Damn everything - the bitches you get these days!

*grabs a weasel across the shoulders from behind, holds him firmly, and whacks him square in the back of the head with the hammer*

Yup, that did it. Just like that.

Don't miss, either.

 

[niteshade]

Damn everything - the bitches you get these days!

*grabs a weasel across the shoulders from behind, holds him firmly, and whacks him square in the back of the head with the hammer*

Yup, that did it. Just like that.

Don't miss, either.

Ok, grumpy... lol... so if that is "lightly" what is Hardly?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Damn everything - the bitches you get these days!

*grabs a weasel across the shoulders from behind, holds him firmly, and whacks him square in the back of the head with the hammer*

Yup, that did it. Just like that.

Don't miss, either.

So the lightly has to do with the weight of the hammer?

Francisco.

 

[mbb308]

Lining them up and running them over with a truck.

To listen to you two, I suspect that you'd put them in the oven and bake them alive.

And don't either of you get any weasel on these floors, either. I just did them.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Food! Food! Where is My weasel, and where is My bitch with my back rub? Who do you have to beat around here to get some decent service?

 

[mbb308]

Apparently, everybody.

 

[niteshade]

Food! Food! Where is My weasel, and where is My bitch with my back rub? Who do you have to beat around here to get some decent service?

*Hobbles over to Mistress, wincing at sore knees, squirming weasle in one hand, bottle of scented oil in the other*

I was thinking we might try a new form of sushi... instead of fish, we could use the weasle. If you would please remove your shirt and lay on the bed for the back rub???

 

[navarre]

Food! Food! Where is My weasel, and where is My bitch with my back rub? Who do you have to beat around here to get some decent service?

You have to beat the subs.

 

[catalina_francisco]

You have to beat the subs.

I fully agree, please remember that EB, you beat the subs not anyone else.

Francisco.

 

[Ebonyfire]

You have to beat the subs.

But My aim may be off, and I might miss the sub and nail the mouthiest Dom.

It was an accident, I swear!

 

[niteshade]

But My aim may be off, and I might miss the sub and nail the mouthiest Dom.

It was an accident, I swear!

I have trouble believing that YOUR aim could be off, oh most perfect of mistresses.

 

[Zaudika]

But My aim may be off, and I might miss the sub and nail the mouthiest Dom.

It was an accident, I swear!

lol.. if it was an accident.. you wouldn't have enjoyed it so much.