Justplatonic
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Yep... But not all guns are straight and true...Such as the size of the gun perhaps?
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Yep... But not all guns are straight and true...Such as the size of the gun perhaps?
And most of them are accepted due to staff shortages
Some guns shoot around cornersYep... But not all guns are straight and true...
Testing for suitabilityHmmm... Although I think they've lowered the bar, and played with it for a bit...
Testing for suitability
Some guns shoot around corners
I'm sure he'll receive the Purple Penis for his injuryDefinitely... Although conflict can be a torturous experience...
Camouflaged cockWeapons (whatever they are) at the ready...
I'm sure he'll receive the Purple Penis for his injury
Camouflaged cock
This one calls for the Distinguished Service Cock for outstanding performance under duressI hear there's a lot of pressure to receive the Purple Penis. But it doesn't stop guys from trying...
A classic cop action team up here (albeit the guy on the left is definitely not too old for this s--t)Too right... Undercover work is essential in the pursuit of the naked male... Wish I was there!...
This one calls for the Distinguished Service Cock for outstanding performance under duress
A classic cop action team up here (albeit the guy on the left is definitely not too old for this s--t)
With laurels (or in this case, Lauras)Indeed... And Distinguished Servitude for outstanding support is certainly appropriate too...
Just one more thing . . .Too right... But you're never too old...
With laurels (or in this case, Lauras)
Just one more thing . . .
Necessary for a good rating on YelpNo time to rest on laurels... Gotta service with a smile...
Aged with grace... Can you get my best side please?...
Necessary for a good rating on Yelp
Aged with grace
Or grow his investmentA very good point... Perhaps a marketing plan good enough will bring to them down on their knees?...
It still works. He's gotta be happy about thatDefinitely... I don't think he's aged to perfection, but he doesn't have much to complain about, does he?...