Life is too short for....

[LeSabreur]

Life is too short for milk chocolate.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Be all in or get the fuck out, life is too short to be half arsed

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Not finding love again when you're a widow,
I used to think my heart needed to be closed after he died. Like I'm still needing to be devoted to him...

Well, life is too short to not love again.

 

[LeSabreur]

Life is too short for weak coffee.

 

[Jeanie99]

Life is too short for non alcoholic margaritas

 

[angelofthenorth]

Life is too short… growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional

 

[Chillygirl]

Life is too short for shitty friends

 

[fsa52]

Life is too short to tolerate bullshit!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Life is too short to reach the controls - which helps explain the wild ride

 

[dreamysub]

Life is too short to be alone.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Life is too short to chase after things that don't want to be chased

 

[cheekygirl75]

Life is too short to be alone.

Life is too short to be with someone just to be with someone, too.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Life is too short to not laugh - especially at yourself.

 

[fsa52]

Life is too short to not laugh - especially at yourself.

Oh hell yes!!!

Life is too short to let small shit drag you down!!!

 

[dreamysub]

Life is too short to be with someone just to be with someone, too.

So true.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Life is too short to waste opportunities

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Life is too short to not order dessert.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Life is too short to not enjoy the silly, the weird, and the odd.

 

[latecomer91364]

Life is too short to not spray canned whipped cream straight into your mouth.

 

[LeSabreur]

Life is too short to watch shitty television.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Life is too short to care about the low opinions of others. Be yourself, in all its crazy glory.

 

[LeSabreur]

Life is too short to be filled with worry and dread, fear and anxiety.

 

[latecomer91364]

Life is too short to settle for an ugly woman on a Saturday night.

Jut go home and jack off - you'll do better soon.

 

[LeSabreur]

Life is too short to waste an erection.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Life is too short not to get irrationally angry at every other little thing that annoys you. Let off that steam.