Life is too short for....

[latecomer91364]

Life is too short to ignore rudeness from people you encounter casually (when you've sone nothing to inspire this rudeness).

 

[angelofthenorth]

Not to have seconds

 

[LoneMilf]

Life is too short to watch other people play sports

 

[Cdp1979]

Life is to short to be affected by negative people

 

[Jeanie99]

Life is too short to let the judgment of someone on the outside destroy something good.

 

[latecomer91364]

Life is too short to avoid smoking, drinking and fucking promiscuously (I don't do drugs, or I would include that here).

 

[Leana_M]

To reach items on the top shelves!
Oops, sorry, that I'm too short to...

 

[ericalauren]

Life is too short to neglect your hobbies.

 

[fsa52]

Life is too short for utter boredom!

 

[subdudeme13]

To reach items on the top shelves!
Oops, sorry, that I'm too short to...

Let me give you a hand
Life is to short to get upset!

 

[angelofthenorth]

Not to jump into snow drifts or puddles

 

[Abeona1]

To short to give a fuck

 

[latecomer91364]

Life is too short to pretend that bullshit is anything other than bullshit (by attempting to address it as if it was a serious thing).

 

[Asilverfox23]

Life is too short to watch other people play sports

@LoneMilf That’s why I typically only watch highlights

 

[latecomer91364]

Life is too short for porn chicks who don't do anal. Get over yourselves!
I'm talking to you, Brandi Love.

 

[Wand3rlust]

LITST not take the risk.

 

[MorpheusLunar]

Life is too short to no love, be loved, to grasp and feel the joy of your lover.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Life is too short not to make that bad/dirty/naughty joke.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Don’t take shit from no one- life’s to short

 

[MissMarie32]

Save money

 

[latecomer91364]

Life is too short to avoid a huge plate of strawberry shortcake:

Break up Twinkies on a plate. Soak them with strawberries in juice, cover with an obscene amount of whipped cream (spray-can is good) and enjoy!

 

[Jeanie99]

Life is too short to not go on the adventure.

 

[latecomer91364]

Life is too short to eat crudite at a party.
Bring out some meatballs or something!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

To save something for good and not use it. Use the good stuff!

 

[latecomer91364]

Life is too short to eat cheap steak. If it isn't ribeye, New York, T-bone (or Porterhouse) and maybe Top Sirloin (iffy), stay away.