Life is too short for....

Life is too short to ignore rudeness from people you encounter casually (when you've sone nothing to inspire this rudeness).
 
Life is too short to avoid smoking, drinking and fucking promiscuously (I don't do drugs, or I would include that here).
 
Life is too short to pretend that bullshit is anything other than bullshit (by attempting to address it as if it was a serious thing).
 
Life is too short to avoid a huge plate of strawberry shortcake:

Break up Twinkies on a plate. Soak them with strawberries in juice, cover with an obscene amount of whipped cream (spray-can is good) and enjoy!
 
Life is too short to eat cheap steak. If it isn't ribeye, New York, T-bone (or Porterhouse) and maybe Top Sirloin (iffy), stay away.
 
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