fr33ks33k
Dream Eater
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Nope.
HahahahahahahahahahahahaWhat the fuckity fuck is a "handie?"
This is seriously what comes up when I look on Google Images:
http://t0.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_ETsYKRh_Beb-LGdFdFCsRLiJ8GtEPOjx2jyS8QXw9pikUBjQpBgvNRsJ
Yes, clearly I gave CT a "blonde bimbo" of a good time.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
THat, is just awesome...... my tummy hurts now.
And the crowd goes...
looks like their handie practice is going well.
What the fuckity fuck is a "handie?"
This is seriously what comes up when I look on Google Images:
http://t0.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_ETsYKRh_Beb-LGdFdFCsRLiJ8GtEPOjx2jyS8QXw9pikUBjQpBgvNRsJ
Yes, clearly I gave CT a "blonde bimbo" of a good time.
Well you have before. And it's that special number 4, that I ask for sometimes, when it just needs to be quick. And I don't have time to shower first.
*cringe*
I'm not giving the number 4 (Snooki special) Ok? Ew.. just ew...
↑ Snooki Special, ladies and gents.
No, not that one. The Other Number four.
*cringe*
I'm not giving the number 4 (Snooki special) Ok? Ew.. just ew...
↑ Snooki Special, ladies and gents.
W T F IS THAT!?!
W T F IS THAT!?!
Body butter on a hairy guys back, that must be licked off in three minutes for a few hundred dollars, all without making any noise.
Um....I think all the Guido pics and that hellacious blonde have ruined handies for me....
...not really. And, since I probably don't need to tell you what a handie actually is, I'll do it anyway. It's short for handjob. Which isn't much longer. *chuckle*
oh...hmm. alrighty.
Mission accomplished.
-shrugs-
I'd rather lick brownie batter myself... but, to each his or her own.
I'm quite sure you're not ridden with Chlamydia, luv. lol
I'm quite sure you're not ridden with Chlamydia, luv. lol
where in the hell did that come from?
Snooki.
Disease ridden whore.
where in the hell did that come from?
*kisses my baby*
Only you can make these things seem ok.
You're talking to me. I'm quite certain you are talking to the most random person on all of Literotica. You need to learn that my words are just a bunch of hangul-mash.
(I wasn't implying you have diseases! Sorry!!!)
Sweet.
*jumps in leaves*
Hey, Chronicle? Yeah? Yeah?
Hands you the whipped cream.
Just go with it Nina sweet.