Lily's After Hours Club

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You're talking to me. I'm quite certain you are talking to the most random person on all of Literotica. You need to learn that my words are just a bunch of hangul-mash.


Sweet.

*jumps in leaves*

Hey, Chronicle? Yeah? Yeah?
random hangul-mash. Gotcha
Hands you the whipped cream.


Just go with it Nina sweet.

-nods-

-poofs and reappears with brownies-

much better. Pass the cream.
 
*looks at both*

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*looks at both*

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I wish it was like Super Smash Bros where I can toss a Pokeball at one of my enemies and send them flying hundreds of feet into the air while blasting the others with a Super Scope.
 
-points at plate-

Yes. you have a new pun for me?

*takes a brownie, bites and chews thoughtfully* I might. Hmmmm....

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realises that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation.
The caretaker replies, "oh don't worry about that. He's just decomposing."
 
*Blushes and heads for bed*
-smiles- GoodNight.
*takes a brownie, bites and chews thoughtfully* I might. Hmmmm....

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realises that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation.
The caretaker replies, "oh don't worry about that. He's just decomposing."
-grins giggling-

That was worth a brownie or two. :)
 
I just found Hannah Minx's tits.

I'm content.

*oogles*

Hate the bitch, but those tits...

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In other news...

Am I the ONLY one who thought of this during Captain America? I think I'm a pervert 100%, aye?

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Must of been one hell of a handie...
 
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