Litmerick

[FifthFlower]

Hair Color

You're right, she is glorious to view,
But her visits are becoming few.
I so miss the passes,
Of the brunette in glasses,
And I fear I don’t know what to do.

Ah, who cares! Be she blond or brunette,
With some dye any woman may get
Either lighter or redder
Or darker, just let her
Have time and you'll get in her yet.

 

[FifthFlower]

Expected Behavior

She's a woman so watches his eyes
Watch the hem of her skirt. Let it rise.
Does her sheer underwear
Mean he'll take her right there?
Yes, it does, and to no one's surprise.

 

[Kylan]

Ah, who cares! Be she blond or brunette,
With some dye any woman may get
Either lighter or redder
Or darker, just let her
Have time and you'll get in her yet.

You may assist her tint tress over sink.
Take her to galleries attired in mink.
But you’ll be misled,
For as Ms. Parker said;
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

 

[FifthFlower]

A Warning to the Sweet Ladies

The wild poems that he wants to write
Will shock Gods as they read through the night.
So, dear ladies, be wary.
We warn you, he's scary.
"We ladies know how to feign fright."

 

[Kylan]

The wild poems that he wants to write
Will shock Gods as they read through the night.
So, dear ladies, be wary.
We warn you, he's scary.
"We ladies know how to feign fright."

Perhaps he be twisted by terror and cruelty.
At the hands of a harsh Fathers depravity.
Or in a previous incarnation,
Possessed a slave plantation,
And subjected minions to abject brutality.

 

[FifthFlower]

Scary

Perhaps he be twisted by terror and cruelty.
At the hands of a harsh Fathers depravity.
Or in a previous incarnation,
Possessed a slave plantation,
And subjected minions to abject brutality.

Oh! How scary! I just cannot wait
For the slaves and the terror and hate!
Could you tie me up good
In the way that you would
All those naughty ones you'd love to mate?

 

[Kylan]

Oh! How scary! I just cannot wait
For the slaves and the terror and hate!
Could you tie me up good
In the way that you would
All those naughty ones you'd love to mate?

What’s this my steel blue eyes see,
For in my mind I seen a Marquis,
That gruesome bard,
The one called de Sade.
You mean you were referring to me?

My pronunciation
Sade ~ saad​

 

[Kylan]

St Patrick.

Every serpent that did slither and squirm
He drove out from Eire with a staff firm.
An injustice clear,
For St Pat, our dear,
Quite happily left the squiggly worm.

 

[FifthFlower]

St Patrick's Parade

The leprechaun leaps through the shade.
Do gold-guarding faeries get laid?
All the green people wear
Round their necks, in their hair,
Show the heart of St Patrick's parade.

 

[FifthFlower]

She would guess he has seed she can spill.
While he rubs her, her kisses say she'll
Let him lift up her dress,
Feel him push-pull, caress.
Let his mess drip wherever it will.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Where is Senna Jawa?
I hope he hasn't gone far.
He started this thread
which is getting well fed,
now all we need is it's star.

 

[FifthFlower]

Come back, Senna Jawa! Pretty Tristesse has a limerick for you!

Where is Senna Jawa?
I hope he hasn't gone far.
He started this thread
which is getting well fed,
now all we need is it's star.

From the size of her thighs she must weigh
About fifty pounds less. "Baby, hey!
It's my unbiased guess,
She's a hundred pounds less
Than you are, ever were, any day."

 

[Kylan]

The Blue Gnu

A gnu who was feeling quite blue,
Asked some old gnus what was new,
Alas the views,
Of the other gnus,
Were old news, for that's all the gnus knew.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

From the size of her thighs she must weigh
About fifty pounds less. "Baby, hey!
It's my unbiased guess,
She's a hundred pounds less
Than you are, ever were, any day."

FifthFlower’s “unbiased guess”
(unsubstantiated no less)
designed just to hurt
while staring up-skirt
shows a massive lack of finesse.

 

[FifthFlower]

FifthFlower’s “unbiased guess”
(unsubstantiated no less)
designed just to hurt
while staring up-skirt
shows a massive lack of finesse.

Sorry for offending you.

 

[FifthFlower]

Oh, Where Did It Go?

I am always forgetting my brain.
I think it got flushed down the drain.
Except I can't think,
My brain's down the sink,
It might as well just go insane.

 

[drown]

a busty brunette on gb
gave pretense of more than could be

seductively cammed
she flirted and hammed

til outed:
the she was a he

 

[FifthFlower]

Take and Eat

The lamb leaves the judgment to God,
Then dies as his head touches sod.
"Just take it and eat."
Meek lamb meat's a treat.
God blesses the food with a nod.

 

[ruminator]

I have been gone much too long
a decision decidedly wrong
for the excitement of Lit
is the heart, soul and wit
of the one place I know I belong

 

[FifthFlower]

Hey, the Make-Up Sex Should Be Great

She is crying. He found out. "It's true."
She got lucky. Now what should she do?
Should she say it was bad
Though she knew she was glad
When she felt that stiff pecker pop through?

 

[FifthFlower]

A Chick-Lit Solution to the Problem

She is crying. He found out. "It's true."
She got lucky. Now what should she do?
Should she say it was bad
Though she knew she was glad
When she felt that stiff pecker pop through?

Oh, baby, it's true, I'm not true,
But I'm cute. What are you gonna do?
Just forgive me! That's best!
You will pass love's true test,
And we'll screw till you're no longer blue.

 

[FifthFlower]

What Actually Happened

She is crying. He found out. "It's true."
She got lucky. Now what should she do?
Should she say it was bad
Though she knew she was glad
When she felt that stiff pecker pop through?

Though she sucked till she swallowed his seed,
Still he whined, said she made his heart bleed.
So his ass she licked clean,
But when spring pushed out green,
A new chick came whom he chose to breed.

 

[FifthFlower]

She Could Increase Her Verbal Abuse

She is crying. He found out. "It's true."
She got lucky. Now what should she do?
Should she say it was bad
Though she knew she was glad
When she felt that stiff pecker pop through?

You're a cuckold! I cheated on you.
Like a wimp, you forgave me. Why do
I get stuck with such men
Who abuse me again?
And again I'm oppressed by you, too.

 

[FifthFlower]

You Could Just Live Happily Ever After

She is crying. He found out. "It's true."
She got lucky. Now what should she do?
Should she say it was bad
Though she knew she was glad
When she felt that stiff pecker pop through?

We are old, and you stayed though you knew
I was faithless when you were most true.
I am glad that you stayed
Though you wished you were laid
With more love than I would give to you.

 

[FifthFlower]

You Could Be a Man About It For a Change and Tell Me Where to Go

She is crying. He found out. "It's true."
She got lucky. Now what should she do?
Should she say it was bad
Though she knew she was glad
When she felt that stiff pecker pop through?

Hey, baby, I think we should split.
You are right, if you think you are shit,
But I mean to move on,
And in time when you're gone,
I won't think of you, nor about it.