Litmerick

[UnderYourSpell]

If you want to fuck in a punt
Be careful performing this stunt
Too much swing to the right
Could end in the sight
Of a drowning a very wet cunt.

 

[sophieloves]

drowning cunts are a sight to behold
but in pornos too quickly get old
but it's better by far
than cum-ing in a jar
a stunt for the strange and the bold

 

[sophieloves]

so the texan headmaster's a spanker
that's better than being a wanker
unless you like both
and are sexually couth
queue up and he'll sexually rank ya


(apologies for murdering the language, lol)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

My maths teacher was called Mr Spanky lol

 

[sophieloves]

My maths teacher was called Mr Spanky lol

LOLOLOL - peachy

 

[UnderYourSpell]

He honestly was and it can probably be verified on the interet ... we also had Miss Hare,Miss Bunny and Miss Smiley!

 

[FifthFlower]

so the texan headmaster's a spanker
that's better than being a wanker
unless you like both
and are sexually couth
queue up and he'll sexually rank ya


(apologies for murdering the language, lol)

If you didn't kill it, maybe this will. I deliberately avoided line-breaks, btw. Not sure why.

When he called up his baby at ten, she was out, having fun. It was then it occurred to the boy she might need a fresh toy or a sample of one or two men.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

The question indeed was whether
When he found her all dressed in leather
Did she want one or two
Of a different hue
Or rather they joined in together.

 

[FifthFlower]

In the dreaming and darkness of night, dressed in leather, his woman feels right, and the men do not mind, in the front or behind. They can find it without any light.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Like the black hole of Calcutta
The young swain was then heard to mutter
It seems very tight
In the dead of the night
Am I in the coal shed or gutter?

 

[FifthFlower]

Something About Staying Out of the Kitchen If You Can't Stand the Heat

How he frowned when he saw his wife's eyes at the counter, with wide spreading thighs, and her mouth in an O. Bill's too close. Watch him go, in and out, with nice thickness and size.

 

[drown]

my fantasy broken, oh well

there were bodies
and lips;
it was
swell.

our union abated
when real life invaded

a keyboard's a lousy hotel



​

 

[sophieloves]

things that cum and go bump in the night
can be guilty of giving a fright
weren't no ghost with that stutter
but the resident nutter
b-bumping his knee with "oh sh-shite!"

 

[FifthFlower]

Did Her

She was cute. She was kind, and that made her an angel to them. Mike would aid her, while hubby was gone, keeping home flames turned on, and he loved how she loved to get laid.

 

[FifthFlower]

Not Alone When It Counts

A teller of fortunes has shown, she will have one more man as her own. She has messed up the rest, though the last will be best,
and death will not find her alone.

 

[SilentHavok]

The days were young, the Knights were bold
and rubbers weren't invented.
So I stuck a sock,
upon my cock
and babies were prevented.

 

[FifthFlower]

The days were young, the Knights were bold
and rubbers weren't invented.
So I stuck a sock,
upon my cock
and babies were prevented.

I like the meter of this one! The use of iambic meter is different from the traditional anapestic meter in limericks, but just as good, it appears. I'm going to have to try it.

 

[FifthFlower]

Party

The days were young, the Knights were bold
and rubbers weren't invented.
So I stuck a sock,
upon my cock
and babies were prevented.

Since hell is hot, and heaven's not,
My man is out tonight.
This party rocks
With juicy cocks
Who try to do me right.

 

[rowdyinks]

Limerick with a BDSM Twist...

Probably not the right forum..but I don't think those guys over in the BDSM room would appreciate the limerick...

A really fast stroke
A kiss and a poke
Really do nothing for me
Give me whips and chain
A fuck in the rain
I'll beg You on bended knee

rowdy

 

[Unbridled_Passion]

once was a man who said 'oh'
you have a mighty big hole
but she smiled and said
I give really good head
and his only answer was 'go'

 

[FifthFlower]

Online Goofing Around

When he chatted, he got in her head,
And she's angry. She wants him in bed,
But her hubby might mind
Should he come home to find
Cyber cock in the cunt that he wed.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If it's cyber cock that you get
and talking that makes you get wet
penetration is lacking
while his cock gets a wacking
and you're just frustrated I bet.

 

[FifthFlower]

Hubby Found Out

It is frustrating, that cyber cock.
It looks meaty and hard as a rock.
When her hubby found out,
He did not blame or shout,
But unzipped and produced stiffer stock.

 

[drown]

i haven't the talent
quite yet

to know if you're faking
or wet.

it's been 20 years,
and hundreds of tears....





i hate that your mom's won the bet​

 

[sensualquills]

I like a lecher who knows how to grind
A woman who's willing to share her ...mind
I have a new spin
On lecherous sin
And it's the most explicit kind!