Litsterisms

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"So I have in fact lubricated my kitty tonight. "

 

[LadyLascivious1]

“I want to make out with her thighs. And snorkel in her vagina.”

- Always makes me laugh Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"So was it kimchi or cookie dough??"

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"No. But where the fuck do I find a random kinky bitch to play Tiffany with me?"
- Splitster

 

[LadyLascivious1]

“I’m super glad you assumed I had herpes.”

- hilarious new Litster friend

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"We might leave out forsaking all others, seeing as we've both fucked our bridesmaid... "

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

"...outgoing but w a bit of an attitude, funny all wrapped in one. I'm mostly complimenting me don't get too cocky."
- she's such a diva Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"God. I'd masturbate with a cheese grater first."
- picky Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"oh god... I have a nut stuck in my throat."

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Who the fuck is Eric!?!?!"

 

[LadyLascivious1]

“Pogostick your dick to the ground”

Anatomically challenged Litster

 

[AlpineFresco]

"Last night was a lot of ass in my face"

No-filter Litster

 

[AlpineFresco]

"Feels so good to unload it"

Unencumbered Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"If ever a girl wanted to be choked and violated as she was forced down into a huge vat of plum sauce..."
- away from Lit but not away from slutty Chineae restaurants Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Your ass is forfeit."
- Infallible Logic Litster

 

[LadyLascivious1]

“You’re like business Barbie.”

- Absolutely Hilarious Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"It's just numb! It doesn't need end of life care!"
- wrong cream, wrong place Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"It's not dirty! It's...sophisticated!"
-- filthy mind appreciation litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"I really want to suck on a juicy pickle!!!"
- she promised it wasn't sexy Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Absolutely disrespected our hotel room"
- dream pay-per-view Litster

 

[Mei5ter]

"I'll just pretend I'm a washcloth."

Dark Goddess Worshipping Litster

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"If that thread ever feels normal I need the nurse to change my meds."
- watching from a far Lit Zaddy

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

That is pretty fucking white, [PLP]!
- judgy chef Litster

 

[AveryElle]

"It's not like there's a lot of room for testicular bounce"
- very particular litster

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That's it.... talk nerdy to me.
-Very nerdy lister