Loony Limericks

[Jennifer C]

There once was a man name of Ewing
Who thought,"why be bothered with screwing?
When its cheaper and cleaner
To finger your weiner
And besides, you can see what you're doing!"

 

[My Erotic Tale]

there once was a lady from maine
she like to have sex on a train
she met a man
who worked the station
both got a ride without paying

 

[The Mutt]

The Mutt was a bit of a loner
when Miss Oatlash gave him a boner,
but once he'd used his tongue
on her cunt and her bung,
she vowed she would become his owner.

 

[My Erotic Tale]

there once was a girl who's a gusher
she rarley became flustered
then one day
while banging mr. ole
she gushed an orgasim to a feather duster

 

[Jennifer C]

there once was a girl who's a gusher
she rarley became flustered
then one day
while banging mr. ole
she gushed an orgasim to a feather duster

Lol

Thank you huni...

 

[Jennifer C]

There once was a nun from Siberia
Who was born with a virgin interior
Until a young monk
Jumped into her bunk
And now she's a mother superior!

 

[LeBroz]

There once was a nun from Siberia
Who was born with a virgin interior
Until a young monk
Jumped into her bunk
And now she's a mother superior!

LOL

You are so delightfully bad!!
And on a Sunday, no less!

Such fun!

 

[Jennifer C]

LOL

You are so delightfully bad!!
And on a Sunday, no less!

Such fun!

lol bad? who me?

Never

 

[Jennifer C]

There was a young lady named Myrtle,
Who amused herself with a sea-turtle.
And what was phenomenal,
A swelling abdominal,
Revealed that the turtle....was fertil!

 

[The Mutt]

There once was a mangy old Mutt
who's sex life was caught in a rut
until he took a trip
and Miss O brought her whip
and left him with stripes on his butt.

 

[Jennifer C]

There once was a mangy old Mutt
who's sex life was caught in a rut
until he took a trip
and Miss O brought her whip
and left him with stripes on his butt.

lol

very good Mutt...

 

[My Erotic Tale]

there once was a looney poet
who's pecker hadn't quite grown yet
but when a naked girl walked by
his smile and cock soon rised
he poeticly mounted and boned it

 

[Jennifer C]

There was a young man from Calcutta
who peeked through a hole in a shutter,
all he could see
was a prostitute's knee,
and the bum of the chap that was up her!

 

[Jennifer C]

There once was a man from China,
who wasn't a very good climber,
he slipped on a rock,
and cut off his cock,
and now he has a vagina

 

[Jennifer C]

There once was a whore on the dock
From dusk until dawn she sucked cock
'Til one day it's said
She gave so much head
She exploded and whitewashed the block

 

[Jennifer C]

There was a young lady from Ongar
who was shagged in the sea, by a conger,
her girl friend from Deal,
asked "how did it feel?"
she said "nice - like a man - only longer!"

 

[oggbashan]

I would love to invite Jennifer C,
It would be a pleasure, for tea
I know all would stare
And ignore their fine fare
If she came dressed as her AV.

 

[Jennifer C]

I would love to invite Jennifer C,
It would be a pleasure, for tea
I know all would stare
And ignore their fine fare
If she came dressed as her AV.

I would like to accept your invite
to see what pleasures ignite,
I will wear my av
it's all that I have
I'm nothing if not polite.

 

[The Mutt]

A dame of the murderous kind,
thought her boobs and her shapely behind
would sway any jury,
but learned to her fury,
the old adage; justice is blind.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Tea Party

Oh what a thirll it would be
Invited to Jen and Og's tea
Two rapier wits
and two wonderful tits
And then there in the corner is me.

 

[Jennifer C]

Oh what a thirll it would be
Invited to Jen and Og's tea
Two rapier wits
and two wonderful tits
And then there in the corner is me.

lmao

wouldn't that be fun

 

[My Erotic Tale]

There once was an elf named Rotic
he was in charge of toys of the erotic
mrs claus found out
and things went south
until she got a toy and rode it.

 

[My Erotic Tale]

I don't know
but I been told
eskimo pussy
is mighty cold

 

[Jennifer C]

The special today sir is me
put the menu down and see,
i'm all thats worth eatin
with servings repeating
for breakfast, lunch and tea.



I'm only ever served hot
so stick your spoon in my pot,
savour the taste
leave none to waste
oh yesss you just hit the spot.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Perhaps its the hunger I'm craving
to be just a bit misbehaving
she said "the special is me
you should try it and see"
Hot damn she'd earlier been shaving!