Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[Lord Pmann]

If his moneyshot winds up in the Louvre I want 10%

I think Da Vinci’s friend also got 10% when the Mona Lisa went in.

 

[Trekka]

I think Da Vinci’s friend also got 10% when the Mona Lisa went in.

this partnership appears to be off to a very auspicious start.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

And yes...there is that gland...starts with a "c" I think. But it is small. Even with the cascade trigger and it working full speed for the entire orgasm...you are only looking at a teaspoon...to maximum a tablespoon of liquid produced. It is mixed into the kidney flush.

Believe it or not...guys can mimick the flush too...but it isn't expelled. Now you know why you have to pee afterward

It’s the Skeen gland. It only produces a small amount and the rest is just as you advertised. There is a TON of pseudoscience on the interweb about this topic, but every serious paper I’ve ever seen has the makeup more urine than other fluids.

The Porn industry, in tried and true fashion, has taken a fetish, sensationalized it with gals shooting streams of piss across a room and have a whole generation of younger women thinking something is wrong with their O’s if they’re not “squirting” the volume of fluid a fire hose can pump out!

 

[MedicalMuse]

did this derail to squirting from blow jobs?

 

[SassySheDevil]

did this derail to squirting from blow jobs?

Fluids are fluids right?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

did this derail to squirting from blow jobs?

Why should guys get to have all the fun??

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh I agree. I just figured he’d start another thread with a new topic.

 

[Trekka]

Oh I agree. I just figured he’d start another thread with a new topic.

"Lord Pmann wants to discuss Lady Liquids"

 

[MedicalMuse]

"Lord Pmann wants to discuss Lady Liquids"

@Lord Pmann would you like to weigh in here? I like Trekka’s thread title, it’s succinct and direct.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@Lord Pmann would you like to weigh in here? I like Trekka’s thread title, it’s succinct and direct.

He’s too busy creating his own liquids while reading this thread to reply right now.

 

[MedicalMuse]

He’s too busy creating his own liquids while reading this thread to reply right now.

I’m jealous.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m jealous.

Predicts an influx of PMs and offers to help you get wet and enjoy yourself

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I dated a squirter once. Definitely fun, but it was several months of doing nothing but wash sheets and towels.

 

[shmily]

I dated a squirter once. Definitely fun, but it was several months of doing nothing but wash sheets and towels.

Getting some of those washable bedsize pads help tremendously.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Getting some of those washable bedsize pads help tremendously.

See normally yes. But this woman was a genetic miracle.

 

[StillRain]

I dated a squirter once. Definitely fun, but it was several months of doing nothing but wash sheets and towels.

Yeah, fuck that, I’m too lazy for squirting.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Yeah, fuck that, I’m too lazy for squirting.

Lol I actually did the laundry. Like a true gentleman.

 

[Lord Pmann]

"Lord Pmann wants to discuss Lady Liquids"

No.

@Lord Pmann would you like to weigh in here? I like Trekka’s thread title, it’s succinct and direct.

No.

He’s too busy creating his own liquids while reading this thread to reply right now.

Yes.

He’s too busy creating his own liquids while reading this thread to reply right now.

No.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

So, is it possible to have a blow out during a blow job?
Why do they call them blow jobs instead of suck jobs?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I dated a squirter once. Definitely fun, but it was several months of doing nothing but wash sheets and towels.

Good to see you!!

And yes. It gets old!!! lol

 

[StillRain]

Lol I actually did the laundry. Like a true gentleman.

But did you fold the fitted sheet properly?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Good to see you!!

And yes. It gets old!!! lol

Great to see you too! And yes, very old. Lol

But did you fold the fitted sheet properly?

There was no time. It went right back into rotation.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

But did you fold the fitted sheet properly?

I have mastered many tough tasks in my lifetime.

Folding the fitted sheet isn’t one of them!

 

[Recooter]

But did you fold the fitted sheet properly?

Never ever could I get that right. LOL

 

[Lord Pmann]

Folding the fitted sheet isn’t one of them!

Someone recently told me they could fold a fitted sheet. I struggled to believe it, if the person wasn’t so trusty.