Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[Photog1rl]

Damn, that's a hardline stance.

Hardline but fair. If there is no attempt to organize the sheets, how might your personal hygiene be?

 

[StillRain]

Damn, that's a hardline stance.

Dude I’ve seen the state of the mirrors of some of the people in here. I can only imagine the sheets.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Hardline but fair. If there is no attempt to organize the sheets, how might your personal hygiene be?

See my personal hygiene is excellent. I bathe regularly and do manscaping for comfort. I always smell fantastic. Fitted sheet folding? I admit, work in progress.

Dude I’ve seen the state of the mirrors of some of the people in here. I can only imagine the sheets.

Nah, big picture I'm with you. If I'm having company, especially the kind of company where we share DNA, I'd for sure clean up around the place. And around my nether regions. Cuz I'm good like that.

 

[MedicalMuse]

See my personal hygiene is excellent. I bathe regularly and do manscaping for comfort. I always smell fantastic. Fitted sheet folding? I admit, work in progress.

I’ll give you some pointers

Nah, big picture I'm with you. If I'm having company, especially the kind of company where we share DNA, I'd for sure clean up around the place. And around my nether regions. Cuz I'm good like that.

so fresh and so clean

 

[Recooter]

Me three!!!

Thank You! Those things suck

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I’ll give you some pointers

so fresh and so clean

Oh yes, fresh and clean. At the same time.

What time you coming over?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh yes, fresh and clean. At the same time.

What time you coming over?

I’ll be there in 12 hours. Wait up. Lol

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I’ll be there in 12 hours. Wait up. Lol

Plenty of time to Google "how to fold a fitted sheet." And 'scape. Perfect!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have to say I would rather spend my time sucking cock than folding fitted sheets

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I have to say I would rather spend my time sucking cock than folding fitted sheets

I like this energy a lot!

 

[StillRain]

I have to say I would rather spend my time sucking cock than folding fitted sheets

Depends on the dick on offer I guess. I don’t half mind folding sheets - there are some truly manky dick owners out there.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Depends on the dick on offer I guess. I don’t half mind folding sheets - there are some truly manky dick owners out there.

Don’t get me wrong, I am quite picky about dick. More picky about dick than I am about sheets though. They have to be clean sheets but I don’t care if they aren’t folded

 

[StillRain]

*all of Lit suddenly imagining me inspecting potential lovers linens cupboards searching for unfolded linens before deciding if they are suitable lovers*

 

[Recooter]

*all of Lit suddenly imagining me inspecting potential lovers linens cupboards searching for unfolded linens before deciding if they are suitable lovers*

Lol. We took a left turn somewhere on the corner of hygiene and folding laundry

 

[AmberLGreen]

*all of Lit suddenly imagining me inspecting potential lovers linens cupboards searching for unfolded linens before deciding if they are suitable lovers*

New oral sex technique

 

[Lord Pmann]

New oral sex technique

That is witchcraft.

 

[AmberLGreen]

That is witchcraft.

That is how you get a blow job nowadays

 

[StillRain]

New oral sex technique

So easy. So smooth. No balled up creases. Aaaah so lovely to crawl into.

 

[Recooter]

That is how you get a blow job nowadays

Lol. No lie

 

[Lord Pmann]

That is how you get a blow job nowadays

By witchcraft or folding fitted sheets?

 

[AmberLGreen]

By witchcraft or folding fitted sheets?

If you can do both, you might be allowed to cum as well

 

[Lord Pmann]

If you can do both, you might be allowed to cum as well

If I could do witchcraft, I don't think I would need fitted sheet skills. Given the ability to perform witchly services, I would concentrate more on the things that have to do with my dick rather than common household chores.

 

[munch2much]

So did my girlfriend. I told her she really shouldn’t talk with her mouth full.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

New oral sex technique

I won’t lie, they skipped a key step here in my book. I want ALL the goofy sides folded inside, so in the last step fold from the TOP down. Then everything is straight and tidy!

 

[Lady2020]

There's actually a way that will turn a Lit male off talking to you about bjs or anything else. Sure, there are other ways, but that's besides the point. Just tell him he qualifies for the Lit Senior Club and welcome him into it.