Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[Mr_bogey]

did this derail to squirting from blow jobs?

So wait, blow jobs make you squirt?

Cool!

 

[Lord Pmann]

This thread takes an awful lot of turns. We barely even discuss blowjobs. I am all about having a tidy house. But... blowjobs.

 

[MedicalMuse]

This thread takes an awful lot of turns. We barely even discuss blowjobs. I am all about having a tidy house. But... blowjobs.

We talked about those too…

 

[Lord Pmann]

So wait, blow jobs make you squirt?

Yes, I will squirt every time.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Rest assured if I’m in your bedroom I’m definitely side-eyeing your linen before I’m eyeing your dick. If those things are all crumpled like they’ve been balled up and tosssed in the back of ya moth ridden storage chances are your dick in my mouth is a one-time deal or I’m finding the exit before that happens.

Reason #3 to always play an away game.

 

[default24]

Yes, I will squirt every time.

I'm jealous, I have the opposite problem. But them BJs usually lead to other fun stuff and then I squirt every time

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This thread takes an awful lot of turns. We barely even discuss blowjobs. I am all about having a tidy house. But... blowjobs.

That's the secret to getting blowjobs, though.
Clean your houses and your dick will probably end up wet a little more often.
I mean, even I will pony up a blowie for outstanding domestic partnership.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Reason #3 to always play an away game.

As long as by away, it’s not my place. It is much harder to kick someone out than leave myself if the evening is not going well.

 

[Mr_bogey]

This thread takes an awful lot of turns. We barely even discuss blowjobs. I am all about having a tidy house. But... blowjobs.

I think you missed something here...if I can find a woman that squirts from giving me a blow job, sex becomes much more efficient (and much less labor intensive). Groundbreaking discovery here.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yes, I will squirt every time.

Oooohh. I thought we were talking about something else.

You know HIMS advertises discreet help for PE.

 

[Photog1rl]

We talked about those too…

But only kind of…

 

[Photog1rl]

I think you missed something here...if I can find a woman that squirts from giving me a blow job, sex becomes much more efficient (and much less labor intensive). Groundbreaking discovery here.

Efficient sex? That doesn’t not sound like much fun..

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think you missed something here...if I can find a woman that squirts from giving me a blow job, sex becomes much more efficient (and much less labor intensive). Groundbreaking discovery here.

Do you consider sex "labour intensive"? As an engineer, I do appreciate efficiency. However, I would assume the person you are fucking may not consider efficiency as a good trait. I don't think considering competing constraints during sex is smart.

But I REALLY wouldn't take sex advice from me.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Efficient sex? That doesn’t not sound like much fun..

You need to get out more.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't think considering competing constraints during sex is smart.

Totally guilty of having these thoughts during sex

 

[Photog1rl]

You need to get out more.

Get out enough for efficiency? I would do my best to never be with someone that simply wants to be efficient.
By definition it isn’t bad but the idea of efficiency during sex feels like it’s a task to be completed and that mindset is what I’d want to escape.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Just gonna on the record and say I love me some efficient sex. Sometimes I just need to bang one out and get back to it. It's like a sex snack to keep me from getting hangry.

 

[Photog1rl]

Just gonna on the record and say I love me some efficient sex. Sometimes I just need to bang one out and get back to it. It's like a sex snack to keep me from getting hangry.

There can be a time and place but as a guiding principle-no thanks. That’s not for me.

 

[StillRain]

Just gonna on the record and say I love me some efficient sex. Sometimes I just need to bang one out and get back to it. It's like a sex snack to keep me from getting hangry.

Also not opposed to some efficient sex if necessary for either or both parties. Sometimes life calls for an efficient fucking, otherwise known as a quicky. I’m up for that. Sometimes I even require it.

 

[Recooter]

Also not opposed to some efficient sex if necessary for either or both parties. Sometimes life calls for an efficient fucking, otherwise known as a quicky. I’m up for that. Sometimes I even require it.

It has it's place and time

 

[ToPleaseHim]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/3516120722003514?mibextid=l066kq&fs=e&s=TIeQ9V

Damn Girl! This is good

 

[Photog1rl]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/3516120722003514?mibextid=l066kq&fs=e&s=TIeQ9V

Damn Girl! This is good

This is one of the trends I love. The positive cat calling or whatever they've named it. Too funny!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Just gonna on the record and say I love me some efficient sex. Sometimes I just need to bang one out and get back to it. It's like a sex snack to keep me from getting hangry.

Amen

 

[AmberLGreen]

I won’t lie, they skipped a key step here in my book. I want ALL the goofy sides folded inside, so in the last step fold from the TOP down. Then everything is straight and tidy!

Messy sheets just took on a whole new meaning

 

[Indie]

With littles at home, I've learned to be efficient with sex over the last several years