Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[default24]

Enjoy, not give, but I think you knew that

@Tiffany_Parker enjoys giving them I bet. They don't have to be mutually exclusive

 

[default24]

I so love the feeling of pleasing a man using nothing but my lips and tongue

no hands???

 

[jason28053]

no hands???

So didn’t mention them did she? Lol

 

[default24]

So didn’t mention them did she? Lol

You haven't heard the age old 'the best way to improve a blowjob is use your hands, and the best way to improve a handjob is use your mouth' ?

It depends

Elaborate, pleeeeeeease

 

[Trekka]

I’m sorry to report that he is no longer with us Trekka

Of course Jason would be the one to break this news to me.
Of course.
You crush my soul!
Weeps and sings Eidelweiss.

 

[Trekka]

You haven't heard the age old 'the best way to improve a blowjob is use your hands, and the best way to improve a handjob is use your mouth' ?

Elaborate, pleeeeeeease

Thank fuck I grew up surrounded by guy friends.

I may not know what day of the week it is. I may not know if Christopher Plummer is alive or dead.

But I know how to do my -jobs.

 

[default24]

Thank fuck I grew up surrounded by guy friends.

I may not know what day of the week it is. I may not know if Christopher Plummer is alive or dead.

But I know how to do my -jobs.

It's a life skill that you can carry with you always!

 

[jason28053]

Of course Jason would be the one to break this news to me.
Of course.
You crush my soul!
Weeps and sings Eidelweiss.

So now I’m a soul crusher. I guess my work here is done

 

[Trekka]

It's a life skill that you can carry with you always!

Tis no skill
Tis an art form

So now I’m a soul crusher. I guess my work here is done

SoulCrusher is an excellent comeback handle for you. Think of all the badass Av opportunities!

 

[jason28053]

Tis no skill
Tis an art form



SoulCrusher is an excellent comeback handle for you. Think of all the badass Av opportunities!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Tis no skill
Tis an art form



SoulCrusher is an excellent comeback handle for you. Think of all the badass Av opportunities!

It is an art form! One that should always include hands.

Unless you’re into the restraints and face fucking scenario.

 

[JerseyJade]

It is an art form! One that should always include hands.

Unless you’re into the restraints and face fucking scenario.

Um.. I only use my hands to hold it. Just saying.

 

[Trekka]

It is an art form! One that should always include hands.

Unless you’re into the restraints and face fucking scenario.

sighs wistfully

 

[Bry1313]

I figured I was going out on a limb there

 

[Mr_bogey]

You haven't heard the age old 'the best way to improve a blowjob is use your hands, and the best way to improve a handjob is use your mouth' ?

I have not heard that adage, though I strongly endorse the 2nd half. Maybe it was the unexpectedness but I tend to credit the skill rather than being caught off-guard, I haven't had many handless bjs but when I've had them, they have yet to disappoint.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

well technically, i was thinking christopher plummer *playing* capt von trapp a la 1960-something and we waltz off to the bedroom and i am wearing some diaphanous, ethereal, pale blue flowy garb...

but also noteworthy: christopher plummer would be the only living ninety year old whose bones i'd jump. 100%.

LOL! I’m with you! Just making sure it was Plummer’s portrayal of CVT and not some new rapper‘s name. Of course then he’d be called Lil’ Cappy Von T!

 

[Bbl87]

It's a case by case decision based on my best judgment

Personally, I love some hand involvement. And the moment when she moves her hand out of the way so she can get it the rest of the way in her mouth/throat.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The right height and it is magical.... let me think, I'm 5-9, she was 4-11.... yup we met in the middle perfectly... going both ways...

What? Wouldnt she be sucking your rib cage? Or are you into feet? I need diagram for how these heights line up.

 

[Bbl87]

What? Wouldnt she be sucking your rib cage? Or are you into feet? I need diagram for how these heights line up.

Actual height, I feel like, doesn't matter as much with 69. It's how much of your height is in your torso vs legs. That being said, I feel like being closer in height tends to make things work a little easier.

At 6'5" think it was a little more comfortable with my ex who as 6'0" vs my wife who is 5'6", but doable with both.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Actual height, I feel like, doesn't matter as much with 69. It's how much of your height is in your torso vs legs. That being said, I feel like being closer in height tends to make things work a little easier.

At 6'5" think it was a little more comfortable with my ex who as 6'0" vs my wife who is 5'6", but doable with both.

Now Im imaging you as all legs and your wife is all torso.

 

[headgirlus69]

I love the women who love giving them

Must guys say love meaning they love the blowjob not the woman that gave them one , I've spent a lot of time on my knees, after I got dentures I really had guys wanting a repeat

 

[headgirlus69]

E

My, how things change.

Why not both

 

[RandallOldman]

E

Why not both

Oh, I concur. Just that, in the past, most of the women I knew would give a bj well before they'd have intercourse with a guy. A lot of them didn't seem to consider a bj "real sex," whatever that means.

 

[svengali_decL]

What? Wouldnt she be sucking your rib cage? Or are you into feet? I need diagram for how these heights line up.

Too much science eh?? The relative positioning of appropriate parts IS related to a persons height, regardless of actual dimensions... put some thought into it, or practice, I dunno,

 

[svengali_decL]

Oh, I concur. Just that, in the past, most of the women I knew would give a bj well before they'd have intercourse with a guy. A lot of them didn't seem to consider a bj "real sex," whatever that means.

Not much other places than sex-centres or US...