Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

Thank fuck I grew up surrounded by guy friends.

I may not know what day of the week it is. I may not know if Christopher Plummer is alive or dead.

But I know how to do my -jobs.
Sunday, I think.. and sorry to report that Christopher Plummer died in February of 2021. Another great actor gone. Didn’t know he was Canadian, always thought he was British. Isn’t being Canadian like half British anyway? Unless you are French Canadian I suppose, in which case you are always voting to secede…

So my question- if you give a guy a blowjob to completion, does it end there, or does he return the favor and satisfy you? And if so, how are you into getting off- oral, or otherwise?
 
Since I love eating a good tasting cunt, I think it’s just a natural progression. Quickest way to get hard again.

There are the rare occasions when it’s just all about receiving. That’s a treat. Just enjoy it as a fun present.
 
The whole thread is a discussion if blowjibbers. Do you want my specific insight? It’s very good. But it all boils down to “blowjobs are the most amazing thing on earth”.

Your take on blowjibbers would be appreciated.
 
I think they’re pretty fucking fantastic. But the most amazing thing on earth? Have you ever had a taco?

I either think we’ve had very different blowjob experiences or very different taco experiences.

Your take on blowjibbers would be appreciated.

Is there anything specific that you would like me to touch on in my blowjob analysis?
 
I either think we’ve had very different blowjob experiences or very different taco experiences.



Is there anything specific that you would like me to touch on in my blowjob analysis?
You're the one who started this thread. I'm assuming that
you have your own ideas/experiences. I haven't seen where you discussed it much but maybe I missed it. I also assume yo know what you like. I'm not a fan
of these kinds. The OP asks for input but rarely gives his own. Again, maybe I missed it.
 
Is that a euphemism?
No. Tacos are amazing. See below.
I either think we’ve had very different blowjob experiences or very different taco experiences.
I’ve had the gamut of blowjobs lackluster (though still great) to fucking amazing. But if we’re talking about “the most amazing thing on earth” I think variation and quantity also come into play.

I’ve eaten a lot more tacos in almost 50 years than the number of times I’ve been blown. Plus I started eating tacos before I even remember. There’s a multitude of things that can be in a taco, mixing cuisines, influences. Tacos are highly available and easily obtained. They nourish the body while exciting your senses. Eating a good taco can be a life changing experience.
 
No. Tacos are amazing. See below.

I’ve had the gamut of blowjobs lackluster (though still great) to fucking amazing. But if we’re talking about “the most amazing thing on earth” I think variation and quantity also come into play.

I’ve eaten a lot more tacos in almost 50 years than the number of times I’ve been blown. Plus I started eating tacos before I even remember. There’s a multitude of things that can be in a taco, mixing cuisines, influences. Tacos are highly available and easily obtained. They nourish the body while exciting your senses. Eating a good taco can be a life changing experience.

.... Yeah, You definitely need more blowjobs!

 
I am curious about your favorite tacos now. What lights the fire this week? Asian? Navajo? Something you can’t really identify but it’s spicy and savory? Breakfast tacos?

Come on now, share
 
So I was going to look up whether this Korean taco place made it through the pandemic and if so go there for lunch.

But I’ve been … distracted this morning.
 
So I was going to look up whether this Korean taco place made it through the pandemic and if so go there for lunch.

But I’ve been … distracted this morning.
Excuses excuses.

I need to understand the love of tacos. It’s fascinating. Especially the blow job standpoint
 
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Excuses excuses.

I need to understand the love of tacos. It’s fascinating. Especially the blow job standpoint
It all comes down to trying to put a metric on pleasure. How much of one amazing thing compared to another amazing thing. Which variable is the primary driver?

There’s a tipping point in all choices. Given one set of circumstances choice a is taken, change the circumstances and choice b is chosen.

Almost no one is always going to take choice a no matter what else (excluding things that are mental health issues like child molestation, rape, abuse ect). Would you make that choice 99% of the time for some things? Sure. But there’s a high probability that if put in the right (or wrong depending) situation that any person will make a choice that goes against their “normal”.

So back to tacos vs bjs.

Bear with.. pressing matters at … hand.
 
It all comes down to trying to put a metric on pleasure. How much of one amazing thing compared to another amazing thing. Which variable is the primary driver?

There’s a tipping point in all choices. Given one set of circumstances choice a is taken, change the circumstances and choice b is chosen.

Almost no one is always going to take choice a no matter what else (excluding things that are mental health issues like child molestation, rape, abuse ect). Would you make that choice 99% of the time for some things? Sure. But there’s a high probability that if put in the right (or wrong depending) situation that any person will make a choice that goes against their “normal”.

So back to tacos vs bjs.

Bear with.. pressing matters at … hand.
Your logic is sound. I can dig it.

Do continue. Wouldn’t want to interrupt pressing matters :D
 
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Right so yeah.

Bjs are amazing. Tacos are amazing. Which is the “most amazing thing on earth”?

To shorten this shit post: it depends on each circumstance, where Mars is in relation to Jupiter and the most pressing issue of importance.

Right now I’d kill a motherfucker for a hot wet mouth. Not even feel bad about it afterwards.
 
Right so yeah.

Bjs are amazing. Tacos are amazing. Which is the “most amazing thing on earth”?

To shorten this shit post: it depends on each circumstance, where Mars is in relation to Jupiter and the most pressing issue of importance.

Right now I’d kill a motherfucker for a hot wet mouth. Not even feel bad about it afterwards.
I'm sure there are plenty of men that would volunteer. :ROFLMAO:
 
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