masturbation etiquette while dating?

midwestyankee said:
Question: is it polite to smoke during masturbation?
This is a tough one, it really depends on where you are and whether or not you are alone.
Some establishmentds frown on smoking and may request that you go outside, while others have seperate areas for those that smoke.
Even taking in to account the above factors if you are not alone then the comfort of your guest must also be considered.
It does help to keep a small spray bottle of water handy to cool things down, or if you are a heavy smoker, then even a can of fire retardent spray would not be innapropriate.
A word of warning to those who are thinking of attempting smoking.
Do not try this without developing the appropriate callouses, third degree burns are no ones friend.
 
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