MD Peeps....where you at?

Pardon the interruption Good Sir, but I just had to add my 4 cents worth ( inflation 😂) I can remember way back in the Pre 911 days of crossing the Peace Bridge from Buffalo to Fort Erie, Canada 🇨🇦. The purpose was to observe the “ Canadian Ballet “ up close & personal like. Back then $20.00 (U.S.) got you a private room a 3 dances 👍😜. God knows what the price is today, never mind crossing the border. Oh how the times have changed 😂 Slainte
I have not had a lap dance in forever. Too bad the Peace bridged is too far away to take a peek at the "Canadian Ballet" tonight.
 
I am calling for a road trip. I want to see some french girls so they can Parlez vous in my lap
That’s Brass” monkeys “ my Friend 🤣🤣. As far as a “ road trip” goes… kinda reminds me of that late night drive Jake & Elliot Blues took going to Chicago🤣🤣. Besides, I don’t know if they would let us cross the border….. I still may be on file & they would probably deem us as “ Undesirable Alien’s”🤣😂. Slainte 🍺
 
That’s Brass” monkeys “ my Friend 🤣🤣. As far as a “ road trip” goes… kinda reminds me of that late night drive Jake & Elliot Blues took going to Chicago🤣🤣. Besides, I don’t know if they would let us cross the border….. I still may be on file & they would probably deem us as “ Undesirable Alien’s”🤣😂. Slainte 🍺
So you have been run out of Canada huh? lol
 
Like “ what’s under my kilt “, that’s “ Classified Information “🤣😂. Slainte
I have to admit I am not curious what is under your kilt, maybe the Irish lady sitting next to you though but I am curious what interesting adventrure you got into in Canada. lol. I once got thrown in the slammer for a bar room fight in Philly but I can still return.
 
I have to admit I am not curious what is under your kilt, maybe the Irish lady sitting next to you though but I am curious what interesting adventrure you got into in Canada. lol. I once got thrown in the slammer for a bar room fight in Philly but I can still return.
Time to set the record straight my Friend. I was just “ embellishing” for “ dramatic effect “. In all my years of frequenting pubs & such never even came close to having an incidents. That includes the crossing of international borders. Sorry to disappoint. On the Porch this afternoon, 68 & sunny, with a breeze. Slainte 🍺
 
Time to set the record straight my Friend. I was just “ embellishing” for “ dramatic effect “. In all my years of frequenting pubs & such never even came close to having an incidents. That includes the crossing of international borders. Sorry to disappoint. On the Porch this afternoon, 68 & sunny, with a breeze. Slainte 🍺
I pictured you crossing the border with a whole car load of ladies from the club and Canada being pissed about it. :)
 
This story is for Slugger, Spurtman and Fire if he checks the thread out. Last Saturday evening I was getting gas and standing by the pump. Car pulls into the next bay of pumps and I can see two young women in the front seats. They pull up to the pump and stop and I see a lot of skin on the passenger. I am thinking it is fricking cold out so why is wearing a summertime top. Then I start to realize there is a lot skin showing so I start to look for the spaghetti straps or some material to show she is wearing a top and I am not seeing any.

I guess I was staring pretty hard because some dumb ass guy from the back seat leans forward and starts waving at me. Of course that blocks my view. The knucklehead. My pump clicked off so I never did figure out if she was topless or not. The dashboard was in the way so I would have had to walk over closer to actually verify. I have no idea why she would be topless but from what I could determine, it looked that way. She was pretty cute too. Now I am kicking myself for not walking over and taking a peek.
 
This story is for Slugger, Spurtman and Fire if he checks the thread out. Last Saturday evening I was getting gas and standing by the pump. Car pulls into the next bay of pumps and I can see two young women in the front seats. They pull up to the pump and stop and I see a lot of skin on the passenger. I am thinking it is fricking cold out so why is wearing a summertime top. Then I start to realize there is a lot skin showing so I start to look for the spaghetti straps or some material to show she is wearing a top and I am not seeing any.

I guess I was staring pretty hard because some dumb ass guy from the back seat leans forward and starts waving at me. Of course that blocks my view. The knucklehead. My pump clicked off so I never did figure out if she was topless or not. The dashboard was in the way so I would have had to walk over closer to actually verify. I have no idea why she would be topless but from what I could determine, it looked that way. She was pretty cute too. Now I am kicking myself for not walking over and taking a peek.
Thanks for the story, StarGazer -- wish something like that would happen to me!
 
This story is for Slugger, Spurtman and Fire if he checks the thread out. Last Saturday evening I was getting gas and standing by the pump. Car pulls into the next bay of pumps and I can see two young women in the front seats. They pull up to the pump and stop and I see a lot of skin on the passenger. I am thinking it is fricking cold out so why is wearing a summertime top. Then I start to realize there is a lot skin showing so I start to look for the spaghetti straps or some material to show she is wearing a top and I am not seeing any.

I guess I was staring pretty hard because some dumb ass guy from the back seat leans forward and starts waving at me. Of course that blocks my view. The knucklehead. My pump clicked off so I never did figure out if she was topless or not. The dashboard was in the way so I would have had to walk over closer to actually verify. I have no idea why she would be topless but from what I could determine, it looked that way. She was pretty cute too. Now I am kicking myself for not walking over and taking a peek.
Kicking one's self is hobby of mine!
I can tell you that I drove to the concert last night and my wife was topless. And, of course, no one noticed.
 
What kind of band is it?
The performer is Alan Doyle. Former member of Great Big Sea. He is out of Canada (the wonderful island of Newfoundland). The band used to do more traditional "Irish" music and sea shanties. He does some more "popish" music now with a folksy twang. I discovered the band in 1997 and have been a huge fan ever since. The poor guy was walking out of the venue last night and some drunk, old, white guy insisted on getting a hug from him. Hmm ... I need to see if posted about me. 🤣
 
This story is for Slugger, Spurtman and Fire if he checks the thread out. Last Saturday evening I was getting gas and standing by the pump. Car pulls into the next bay of pumps and I can see two young women in the front seats. They pull up to the pump and stop and I see a lot of skin on the passenger. I am thinking it is fricking cold out so why is wearing a summertime top. Then I start to realize there is a lot skin showing so I start to look for the spaghetti straps or some material to show she is wearing a top and I am not seeing any.

I guess I was staring pretty hard because some dumb ass guy from the back seat leans forward and starts waving at me. Of course that blocks my view. The knucklehead. My pump clicked off so I never did figure out if she was topless or not. The dashboard was in the way so I would have had to walk over closer to actually verify. I have no idea why she would be topless but from what I could determine, it looked that way. She was pretty cute too. Now I am kicking myself for not walking over and taking a peek.
An intriguing story , Good Sir. Sadly I never seem to run into situations like that in real life…. Must be hanging out with the wrong folks the past 40 years 😂🤣. Still one must knot lose all Hope… someday… somewhere… sometime…. It’s time to raise a glass 🍺. Slainte
 
The performer is Alan Doyle. Former member of Great Big Sea. He is out of Canada (the wonderful island of Newfoundland). The band used to do more traditional "Irish" music and sea shanties. He does some more "popish" music now with a folksy twang. I discovered the band in 1997 and have been a huge fan ever since. The poor guy was walking out of the venue last night and some drunk, old, white guy insisted on getting a hug from him. Hmm ... I need to see if posted about me. 🤣
Afternoon to ye. Mr. O’Toole. I say, I have heard of that band & have a couple of their CD’s. Living in the “ Nickel City” for 60 years listened to a lot of Canadian stations. Heard a number of their songs before & after the “ High Holy Daze”🍀 in March. Unfortunately I can’t pick up any Toronto radio stations, but there are always the CD’s. I trust it was a worthwhile & entertaining show. Slainte 🍺🍀
 
Afternoon to ye. Mr. O’Toole. I say, I have heard of that band & have a couple of their CD’s. Living in the “ Nickel City” for 60 years listened to a lot of Canadian stations. Heard a number of their songs before & after the “ High Holy Daze”🍀 in March. Unfortunately I can’t pick up any Toronto radio stations, but there are always the CD’s. I trust it was a worthwhile & entertaining show. Slainte 🍺🍀
The show was great ... as always. Awesome performer and engages with the audience.
 
The problem with my story guys is that I saw a lot of bare shoulder and upper chest but nothing else. She might have had a tube top on, I don't know. I did not see the good stuff. :( That is why I should have walked over to take a closer peek but I did not want to look like a total perv. I am probably in one of their stories, "Did you see that dirty old man at the gas station staring at you?" lol
 
Sometimes it pays to read the news. I learned a new term today. Anybody heard the term "Built-in waterfall"?
 
It is a term that GenZ woman have given to their lady parts. I like their way of thinking.
StarGazer -- Thanks for the clarification, and for the specificity of the demographic using the term . . . . because I can tell you, "built-in waterfall" does NOT accurately represent the "lady parts" of my lovely, but very Boomer-aged wife . . . . then again, maybe I'm not exactly inspiring a Niagra-like flow, LOL!
 
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