Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[LizVegas79]

Variety is the price of life of married life, to be sure, but, still, I watch out for guys with nice teeth.

I'm not saying I'm easy, just available under the right circumstances.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm not saying I'm queasy, just mal-de-mer under the right circumstances.

So, then, no cruising for you!

 

[Rustyoznail]

So, then, no crushing for you!

Well, it depends on the power of her thighs.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, it depends on the flower twixt her thighs.

I assure you she is a virgin, and worth every dollar for the man who gets to take the bloom.

 

[yowser]

I assure you she is a virgin, and worth every dollar for the man who gets to watch the zoom.

I hear online deflowering is the latest thing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I hear online ordering flowers is the latest thing.

In my day you could do that on the telephone.

 

[Rustyoznail]

In my day you would shout that through a megaphone.

It was certainly a fun vaudeville act, although how did you manage to find a fresh virgin for every performance?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It was certainly a fun vaudeville act, although how did you manage to find a fresh vegan for every performance?

It's almost a religion; there's new converts every day!

 

[Rustyoznail]

It's almost a religion; there's new Corvettes won every day!

I suppose that's one way of attracting new people to the lifestyle.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I suppose that's one way of distracting pew people from your lifestyle.

The church folk can be very hard on perverts like you.

 

[yowser]

The church fuck can be very hard on perverts like you.

Sounds like the pews need some upholstery,

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like you need a shoulder holster.

What? Open carry isn't allowed in New York?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

What? Cloven fanny isn't allowed in New York?

Another ridiculous law! All fannies have a cleft.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Another miraculous flaw! Al's fanny hasn't a cleft.

Well, I guess no one can say Al is half-assed!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Well, I guess one can say Al has his haft-grasped!

I'll call him ‘gripper’ – because he’s a lazy wanker.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I'll call him ‘Flipper’ – because he’s a lazy wanker.

I hear he likes to flip and flop both ways, but he's too lazy to do anything.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I hear she likes to clip and clop both ways, but she's too crazy to do anything else.

All too often that's the way it is with old gray mares.

 

[yowser]

All too often that's the way it is with mold gray wares.

Sounds like a fungicidal solution is in order.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like a fratricidal solution is in order.

Been reading the Bible again?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Been eating out Billy again?

Yep. Can't get enough of her sweet, sweet nectar.

 

[yowser]

Yep. Can't get enough of her sweet feet nectar.

Of all the fetishes in the world, you end up in this quiet corner of paradise.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Of all the dervishes in the world, you spin into my quiet corner of paradise.

This isn't the Shaker Meeting House?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Is this the Shakin' Stevens House?

Yep. Like the rest of us...
This ole house is getting shaky
This ole house is getting old

 

[CharleneBarr]

Yep. Like the rest of us...
This ole whore is getting shaky
This ole whore is getting old

They pay extra though for the shaking.

 

[yowser]

They pay extra though for the faking.

Simulated orgasms ought to be outlawed.