Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Shouldn’t I buy you a ring first?

No. It's a one-night stand, not a wedding!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

No. He's a one-neigh stud, not a gelding!

You mean he plays hard-to-get, briefly? Or is he just quick?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You mean he prays hard to God, piously? Or is it just a quirk?

Not a quirk; he's just desperate to get a bj.

 

[yowser]

Not a quark; he's just desperate to get a Boson.

Particle physics searches are inevitably fraught.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Physical article thieves are inevitably caught.

It's best to focus on non-fungibles!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

It’s best not to fixate on nun-nipples!

Hard not to peek in a cold abbey, just don’t let it become a habit.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hard not to peek in a cold abbey, just don’t let her habit be undone.

Why not? I'd prefer she bare more than her soul

 

[Rustyoznail]

Why her? She's a bard with no soul.

True, but what she lacks in musical talent is more than made up in other areas.

 

[Inducker]

True, but what she lacks in musical talent is more than made up in other areas.

Yes, her sizeable lungs fit in well with the brand identity at Hooters.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Yes, her sizeable lungs fit in well with the brand identity at Hooters.

Ask not what your Cum Tree can do for you, but rather what you can do for your Cum Tree.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, her sizeable lungs fit in well with the brand identity at Hooters.

Ask not what your Cum Tree can do for you, but rather what you can do for your Cum Tree.

Inducker and AlwaysDancing: The game is to "mishear"/"misquote" the previous post and then respond to your "mishearing." See below and compare what Rusty actually said to my edited "mishearing."

True, but who she sacks with musical talent more than makes up the arias.

That's an interesting way to get your libretto and then some!

 

[Rustyoznail]

That's an interesting way to get a librarian, handsome!

Thanks for the compliment. It helped to be the only male in those college classes.

(Note: A friend of mine can attest to that. Lucky bastard.)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thanks for the condiment. It helped to flavour the kale and those collard greens.

(Note: A friend of mine can attest to that. Lucky bastard.)

Anything would help that salad taste better.

(A high school buddy of mine picked the colleges to apply to based on the female-to-male student ratio.)

 

[yowser]

Anyone would yelp after that salad-taste batter.

Always best to keep your mouth shut when masticating.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Always best to keep your mouth shut when masturbating.

Yes; if you're really aroused, it can shoot that high!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Yes; if you're really aroused, it can spook that hienie.

Patience is the key to starting anal, clearly.

 

[Qky75]

Shouldn’t I buy you a drink first?

Shouldn't you spike her drink first?!?!?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Patrick is the guy to start on anally, deary.

If you say so; but there's so many cute butts here at the "Y."

(Oky75 - the idea of the game is to mishear the previous post and edit it to your, ideally humorous. mishearing, and then comment on it for the next player to mishear.)

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

If you say so; but there's so many cute busts here at the "Y."

Ah, the benefits of allowing in women... or are you referring to man boobs?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ah, the benefits of wallowing in women... or are you preferring non-human boobs?

Well, some of those silicone sex dolls feel pretty good.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sis, this is the poultice. Put it in your beaver.

Are you sure it'll stop the itch? Just what does K-Y mean anyway?

(The idea of the game is to "mishear" the previous post and comment on your mishearing. Take a look at what I've done to your post above.)

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Are you sure this'll drop the bitch? Just what’s in KY Mule anyway?

Bourbon, ginger beer, and lime. Your mother-in-law will be legless by dessert.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bonbons and ginger snaps for a dime? Your mother saw that price ages ago.

Simple pleasures were cheap in the good old days.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Simple pleasures were cheap for the good ol' boys.

The fun they had out in the woods with a few jars of moonshine and lard for lubricant.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

The fun they had out in the wings with the stars of pantomime. The Bard was brilliant.

This must of been at ye olde Globe Theatre?