Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[WrongFrog]

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Stroke softly and marry and big dick.

 

[yowser]

Stroke Sofie and Mary and big Dick.

Sounds like a whole room full of serial pleasure.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ike pounds a whole room full of slutty treasures.

That man has some stamina!

(WrongFrog: You edit the previous post so it reads as you "mishear" it, and then in your own post you comment on your "mishearing.")

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Batman snags some vagina!

Whenever he sees Catwoman, he wants to grab that pussy.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Whenever he sees a cat lady, he wants to gab about pussies.

I believe there's a sub-reddit for cat chat.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I believe he has a subordinate for cat crap.

When you're rich, you can afford to pay for staff to clean kitty litter.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

When you’re kitsch, you have a hoard of gay staff to apply titty glitter.

If only every night could be Mardi Gras.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If only ever-tight could be Marty's ass.

Well, if you didn't use it so much . . .

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Well, it’s your dildo’s tide mark . . .

The lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does this ring of consequence.

 

[yowser]

The lowest and vilest valleys in Verdun do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does this sling of consequence.

The Great War never quite escapes our memory.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That great whore never quits flapping her mammaries.

There's nothing like the old vaudeville strip tease shows!

 

[yowser]

There's no dykes in the old vaudeville strip tease shows!

And now they're common as corn.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And now they're cumming with corn cobs!

I hear the ridged rows of kernels give a unique pleasure.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I heard the rough riders Colonel gives equine pleasure.

You’ll be getting a tongue lashing from Colonel Angus for that slur.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You’ll be getting a long lashing from Colonel Angus for that slut.

How was I to know he wanted me to procure an innocent virgin!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

HuCows I know, wanted me to produce an improvised siphon.

Did your pump work? How many inches of total dynamic suction head did you get?

 

[42Below]

This is the new misquote the person above you thread.






Well I'll see you in court, you wrote that I over-react and that's just not true. I'm also suing your entire family!

You wrote that you’re serving my entire family. That’s just not true. We’ll see you on the tennis court!

 

[Kittycity]

You wrote that you’re serving my entire family. That’s just not true. We’ll see you on the tennis court!

Been awhile since I've been in a pleated skirt with so many balls whacking my face, let me get warmed up first!

 

[42Below]

Been awhile since I've been in a pleated skirt with so many balls whacking my face, let me get warmed up first!

Warmed up first, a pleated skirt serves a lot of balls whacking her in the face. In tennis that’s what we call an Ace.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Did your pimp work? How many pinches of local dyke action did you get?

I'm a bit confused; just what have you been procuring?

(42Below and Kittycity: You've come in the middle of things and aren't actually playing the game.)

 

[Rustyoznail]

I'm amused at what have you been doing.

Oh. I didn't realise someone was watching, but since you're here...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh. I didn't realise Simone was so fetching, but since she's here...

Be careful; her husband's here too.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Be careful; she sunbathes here nude.

Oh, I’m not prude – I’m blushing from the heat.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh, I’m no prude – I’m flushed from being in heat.

Well then, allow me to hose you down.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Well then, impale me and go to town.

Shouldn’t I buy you a drink first?