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It absolutely is. A real man drinks whiskey and can handle a girl who knows how to say “fuck” to his face. So... yeah... fuck.
You know... I have yet to really try makers by itself.
Well... the curds are more than welcome (dairy is a dear friend) but I am a veg, so jerky, sadly, is out. How about some fries (chips)? Yes... let’s make some poutine!!!
now that’s some poetry. I like it!
Cheers, my dears!I want to go to there.
Can you even imagine not appreciating a fine single malt?
A sure sign of a deeply flawed character.
Poutine...good call darlin. I can whip up something veggie too...maybe some hay with shallots and garlic, lol
You know you should say fuck in a vocaroo. Among other things.
Phone sex is overrated, but when I see a fit woman of your ilk hunkering down, speaks volumes to me.
Cheers, my dears!
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the
devil knows you're dead
You know a good single malt when you see it, from the waters of the Ochil Hills Perthshire.
Here’s a little something for such a sweet compliment.
I am rising above, everyone. Cheers!
Intermission while I get naked and wet.
See, the thing is
I feel like I should be happy
I should be ecstatic that I’m the successful one
The one of us who has done something with myself
The one who has found some things
that bring a smile to my face
That don’t bring me down first thing in the morning...
Was I really just an ego boost?
Was I really nothing but a girl you could easily get naked?
Was I really such a shameful thing to you?
Was I really so wrong about you for so long?
Was everything out of your mother fucking mouth a lie?
Was I never really yours? Your treasure?
Now I know.
I know we are all just an amalgamation.
We are all just things to you.
Things you can use whenever you want...
Well, not anymore.
Not me.
I won’t let you occupy my time.
I won’t let you eat me from the inside with your words anymore.
We are done, E.
Done.
I don’t need to be someone’s ego boost, especially not yours.
I thought what we shared meant more to you, but I guess I was wrong, just like I was wrong about a lot of things when it came to you.
Blind.
Blind to how you really are.
But now I know
And I’m glad I do
Because I know I’m so much better than you’re ever going to be
You’re a liar and a cheater!
You deserve all the pain you feel right now.
Okay, how’s that for fucking closure?
How’s that for “therapy?”
I feel good with that.
When faced with a delicious cone, wouldn’t you also be a fan of licking? I think so. (As long as it’s yummy ice cream, of course)
You’re so funny! I have to say I love that you put “fucker” in there, I think you may have been the only one with that. One of my favorites.
You’re such a Sweetheart, Mackkjackk. *blows you tons of kisses*
That’s right! It’s drinking with Moochie time!
Today’s drink was purchased this morning at 0800 to the interesting and judgemental looks of other grocery shoppers.
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So, I have the house to myself for the next hour or so... what do I do?!
((HUGGLES))
There are no words I could say to make your feelings change. I just hope you know that I will always be an admirer of you and all you share. Your thoughts, your pics your pain, your joy and all that you are willing to make public. I have told you before, and I will tell you again. You're more than just a beautiful, sexy and desirable woman. You are someone I feel I have been able to get to know from your writings. Don't always agree, or understand everything to your level, but I can respect and admire what you have to say. I have told you before that I care about you, and that may mean very little, but I do care. No matter what happens, if you ever want to chat, rant or just know that someone is there... I'll be that someone. You probably have WAY more close people you can talk to, and I respect that as well. Just know the offer is there.
ALL that said and aside... cheers... OR as they say here in Ireland... Slainte!
Slàinte Mhath.
And to whatever shall come.
Oh! And everyone say ‘hi’ to my new av! Do we like it? Yay? Nay?
Oh! And everyone say ‘hi’ to my new av! Do we like it? Yay? Nay?