Sensualdreamer
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Oh AD you never fail to disappoint, c'mere
Mwah! You are too fucking adorable - why you trying to hide your hautness huh? 
More face; less pussy and cock.
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Oh AD you never fail to disappoint, c'mere
Mwah! You are too fucking adorable - why you trying to hide your hautness huh? 
AutoDelux
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see below for proof of my beauty, dumbo.
Oh AD you never fail to disappoint, c'mere
oh i will come here for you, sexy. do you think this lame-o is worthy of my hautness? me neither.
Ekserb
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Really? That's it? All you have is a single quote from another person?
Indeed, how could I ever have doubted your veracity.
And yet you've posted here fourteen times. I'd hate to see how long you spend responding to someone you deem worthy of your inexplicably misspelled "hautness."
(Does she know you're gay, fat and bald? Or do you tell people you're a six-foot-tall, 195 pound bodybuilder from Greece with a Master's in "the Art of Haut [sic] Love?")
EDIT: Wait! Does "haut" mean "gay?" That explains a lot.
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Boobs are different...and yours are workin'.
Thank you, kind sir *flutters eyelashes*
I thought parts were parts to the OP, and one wouldn't matter more or less than the other. But it is clear he has gone on to bigger and better things than bemoaning the lack of the whole being.
Now, back to my boobs....
giventake65
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LMAO!!!!
Sensualdreamer
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oh i will come here for you, sexy. do you think this lame-o is worthy of my hautness? me neither.
LoL - so why you entertaining him then, hmm hun?
Ahhh bah, c'mon don't be so grinchy & vanilla huh? I know how to spell words, I just happen to embrace a different form of spelling to piss people off
Personally when I do so and get the reaction like you had, well it just shows others how snarky you may be, and no offense per your comments to the thread -yes quite aware you're aka the OP to the thread...well you define the term "snarky" quite well. If you don't know the meaning, I would suggest urban dictionary is your friend
I personally have nothing against you, frankly I agree w/ what you initially posted...but c'mon don't be so grinchy huh?
giventake65
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It's substantial and will require lots of laughing.
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BlackManFux
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back...I never left them.
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BlackManFux
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In the flesh, dear. And the pleasure is all mine.
and where were you last night when I made a plea in BiBecki's wonderful "Fuck my Inbox" thread in the Lit personals forum?
Well, it's never too late if you want to put something hot in my box.
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and where were you last night when I made a plea in BiBecki's wonderful "Fuck my Inbox" thread in the Lit personals forum?
Well, it's never too late if you want to put something hot in my box.
ill make a contribution. gladly. what do I get in return?
pixxel
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i can't believe you didn't call me.
gunforhire
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I figured you would have smelled the popcorn, sorry.
But maybe the stench of this rotting corpse of a trainwreck thread overwhelmed it
Ekserb
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watch it folks, the op is a whiny little bitch and might report you to the mods for hijacking the thread.
I can't report was isn't against the rules, Jackoff. You really should read those forum rules. You know, the rules that had to be enforced against you twice for the photos you've included in this thread. You'd think that you, of all people, would be quite familiar with those rules by now.
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jerkoff? you are really hung up on homosexuality and male genitalia. it's funny how your goal is to get me banned and i'm still here laughing at your sorry ass.
Ekserb
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Come on. Your previous attempts at mockery were admittedly weak, but this was lame by comparison. Surely you can do better, Jackoff.
Contrary to what you've told yourself, I'm not trying to get you banned. In fact, so far all I've tried to do is help you overcome the self-imposed stigma of your own lascivious lust for cock.
Sure, I've advised the site moderators about a few poor decisions on your part (and both times they seem to have agreed with me and removed the images you posted, even after you made statements that they would do no such thing), but I don't remember saying anything about making it my goal to get you banned. I warned you what might happen, but really, it's you that ultimately decides if you get banned.
You know, I've been thinking about some of your previous posts and I have questions about the differences between reality and whatever world you live in.
First, how do you know it's my goal to get you banned? Since I've made no such statement, I'm curious as to how you've divined what you think are my personal objectives.
Second, what is your definition of success? You say I'm a "failed photographer," but you didn't define what I would need to do to become successful in your world.
Finally (and I've touched on this before, but I'll ask directly), to what physical, emotional, or financial assets do you attribute your stated superiority over me? You've said you're "still better than [me]," but I'd like to know how you came to that conclusion. I mentioned before that it's rather unfair to make that assumption without third-party verification, or at least without listing some achievements, no matter how insignificant they may seem.
For instance, you may think that swabbing the floors at your local peep show isn't a distinguished occupation, but I might say that your job was invaluable to our country's future as it may prevent a future congressman from slipping on the unwashed floors in your establishment and breaking his neck, thus leaving vacant a necessary seat in the Legislative branch of our national government.
Or maybe you've resigned yourself to the idea that staring at a computer screen while eating chips and drinking diet soda in your parents' basement isn't a dignified pastime for a man of your age. I assure you that not all potheads would agree with you.
And you know, holding a boy's hand for the first time can be a blessed event, even if it was only last month. (Have you remembered to call him and thank him?)
'Fess up and share that list of accomplishments! Then, when I'm shamed into creating my own list, we can compare and see what everyone else thinks.
Sensualdreamer
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C'mon Ekserb, can't you stop being SO uptight? Go commando or something but damn loosen up a bit huh?
I expected that some people might have posted their smiles to show that they are better than closeups of pussy/dick... what i find here is 2 people fighting a non ending battle..... there goes my morning
* throws the laptop in disgust out of the balcony and realizes this his not his laptop - just in time to hear a loud crash*
* throws the laptop in disgust out of the balcony and realizes this his not his laptop - just in time to hear a loud crash*
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Threads like this brighten even the dullest day.......
Ekserb
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Oh, no! It all makes sense now and I am sincerely regretful! AutoDelux is mentally handicapped. I know I said so jokingly before, but now that he has a woman coming to his rescue I see what should have been obvious all along.
To Sensualdreamer I must apologize for making light of your "special" friend's dilemma. Please forgive me.
Ekserb
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Threads like this brighten even the dullest day.......
I think it's highly insensitive of you to use such a term knowing there is a dullard in the room.
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jesus h. christ. this idiot is writing novellas about me and he thinks -i'm- the one who needs to get laid? and remember, dumbo, it was you who started a conversation thread in the ampics section and got it moved here. not exactly the signs of someone who knows how to navigate the forums.
the best part of all of this is that my pm box is filling up with the lovely ladies reading this thread telling me to keep making fun of you. hell, i might even grace one or three of them by resting my beautiful balls on their forehead.
as far as being a failed shutterbug (btw, that's you), when most of your photos are of places in your hometown, it's easy to understand that you are not well traveled and don't get out much.
you mentioned me getting banned here. you know, after i posted a close up pussy photo (one that is hosted right here on Lit) and then you proceeded to go on and on and on about me being gay. straight men usually don't mind seeing pussy.
the best part of all of this is that my pm box is filling up with the lovely ladies reading this thread telling me to keep making fun of you. hell, i might even grace one or three of them by resting my beautiful balls on their forehead.
as far as being a failed shutterbug (btw, that's you), when most of your photos are of places in your hometown, it's easy to understand that you are not well traveled and don't get out much.
you mentioned me getting banned here. you know, after i posted a close up pussy photo (one that is hosted right here on Lit) and then you proceeded to go on and on and on about me being gay. straight men usually don't mind seeing pussy.
