More face; less pussy and cock.

[theweescotsman]

I think it's highly insensitive of you to use such a term knowing there is a dullard in the room.

Hey man don't be so hard on yourself

 

[OneAfter909]

This is an appeal to all Lit members: Stop posting so many closeups of your dripping pussy or hard cock. As much as you'd like to think so (and as much as members of the opposite sex will tell you) they aren't all magnificent and beautiful. In fact, most of them are downright ugly.

I know I speak for a lot of people when I say I'd rather see pictures of you posed seductively wearing lingerie or even street clothes. Or maybe half-submerged in a soapy bathtub. Or at the beach in a bikini. I understand if you want to remain anonymous, and maybe you've figured the best way to do that is to post the one part of you that looks like everyone else's. Fantastic. But you want to know the one thing that makes everyone look good? A nice smile and cheerful eyes.

Now, if you're going to only post a gynecologically close photo of your snatch or dick, do it in an artful way. Please? Okay? God damn, I am fucking tired of the horseshit snapshots of disgusting twats and pricks.

And before you spend the next ten minutes banging out a horribly misspelled and vitriolic response, just be glad I started a new thread instead of ranting in one of your favorite jack-threads about the lack of personality.

You know, people don't have to post pics here. They choose to do it for our pleasure, and they get nothing for it but our responses. That takes a lot of guts. Then someone like you has to nitpick about it. If you want to be particular about what you see, pay for your frickin porn.

 

[Ekserb]

jesus h. christ. this idiot is writing novellas about me and he thinks -i'm- the one who needs to get laid? and remember, dumbo, it was you who started a conversation thread in the ampics section and got it moved here. not exactly the signs of someone who knows how to navigate the forums.

the best part of all of this is that my pm box is filling up with the lovely ladies reading this thread telling me to keep making fun of you. hell, i might even grace one or three of them by resting my beautiful balls on their forehead.

as far as being a failed shutterbug (btw, that's you), when most of your photos are of places in your hometown, it's easy to understand that you are not well traveled and don't get out much.

you mentioned me getting banned here. you know, after i posted a close up pussy photo (one that is hosted right here on Lit) and then you proceeded to go on and on and on about me being gay. straight men usually don't mind seeing pussy.

Ah, so you did decide to do some research. Even though you have said on at least two occasions that you don't care enough to spend "one hot minute" doing any such thing. I can only assume that you do care. You care enough to keep coming back to my thread. You care enough to keep coming back to my thread and participating more than anyone else! Again, I'm flattered.

Look, I know your type. You'll keep coming back because you think it's manly to attack and attack and attack. You think that if I write something about you that isn't true and you don't attempt to correct me, that other people will assume it's fact. You'd like to just walk away, but you just won't do it. You can't. You're not alone. The internet is fucking filled with people just like you, so you're not unique. Not by a long shot. You've told yourself that if you were to stop posting here your "friends" would think you're a pussy. They won't. (Okay, they might, I won't lie.) But you'll be confident that you did the right thing. Or, at least, you would be confident except that we both know this wasn't the last time you'll post on this thread.

Now you have two choices. To post again or not to post again. As soon as you click QUOTE or REPLY, I've won, because I called it right and your personality is exactly like every other mindless douchebag on the 'net. If you simply close this window or move on to the next thread in your subscription list, then you've won, even if no one else knows it.

I'm perfectly happy being one of those mindless douchebags. I couldn't care less if no one on this site ever sent me a PM or posted on this thread or any other thread I've ever created or replied to. But you, you have people to impress. You have appearances to maintain. I wish you all the luck in the world with the personality you've created and I hope it gets you laid many, many times before you're too old to enjoy it.

By the way, posting any response, even one that looks like this:

hahahahaah. douche.

... still means I win.

This thread was my present to myself this year, and you've made it so much better by playing along. I thank you. Merry Christmas!

 

[biglawguy]

:::Slow clap that builds to wile cheering:::

This is an appeal to all Lit members: Stop posting so many closeups of your dripping pussy or hard cock. As much as you'd like to think so (and as much as members of the opposite sex will tell you) they aren't all magnificent and beautiful. In fact, most of them are downright ugly.

I know I speak for a lot of people when I say I'd rather see pictures of you posed seductively wearing lingerie or even street clothes. Or maybe half-submerged in a soapy bathtub. Or at the beach in a bikini. I understand if you want to remain anonymous, and maybe you've figured the best way to do that is to post the one part of you that looks like everyone else's. Fantastic. But you want to know the one thing that makes everyone look good? A nice smile and cheerful eyes.

Now, if you're going to only post a gynecologically close photo of your snatch or dick, do it in an artful way. Please? Okay? God damn, I am fucking tired of the horseshit snapshots of disgusting twats and pricks.

And before you spend the next ten minutes banging out a horribly misspelled and vitriolic response, just be glad I started a new thread instead of ranting in one of your favorite jack-threads about the lack of personality.

 

[AutoDelux]

Ah, so you did decide to do some research. Even though you have said on at least two occasions that you don't care enough to spend "one hot minute" doing any such thing. I can only assume that you do care. You care enough to keep coming back to my thread. You care enough to keep coming back to my thread and participating more than anyone else! Again, I'm flattered.

Look, I know your type. You'll keep coming back because you think it's manly to attack and attack and attack. You think that if I write something about you that isn't true and you don't attempt to correct me, that other people will assume it's fact. You'd like to just walk away, but you just won't do it. You can't. You're not alone. The internet is fucking filled with people just like you, so you're not unique. Not by a long shot. You've told yourself that if you were to stop posting here your "friends" would think you're a pussy. They won't. (Okay, they might, I won't lie.) But you'll be confident that you did the right thing. Or, at least, you would be confident except that we both know this wasn't the last time you'll post on this thread.

Now you have two choices. To post again or not to post again. As soon as you click QUOTE or REPLY, I've won, because I called it right and your personality is exactly like every other mindless douchebag on the 'net. If you simply close this window or move on to the next thread in your subscription list, then you've won, even if no one else knows it.

I'm perfectly happy being one of those mindless douchebags. I couldn't care less if no one on this site ever sent me a PM or posted on this thread or any other thread I've ever created or replied to. But you, you have people to impress. You have appearances to maintain. I wish you all the luck in the world with the personality you've created and I hope it gets you laid many, many times before you're too old to enjoy it.

By the way, posting any response, even one that looks like this:

... still means I win.

This thread was my present to myself this year, and you've made it so much better by playing along. I thank you. Merry Christmas!

if you mean by 'research' i explored your craptacular site, then yes, that's 'reasearch.' your thread is 4 pages because of -me-. remember that, dumbo.
you are nothing without -me-. what did you win exactly? i know that i won as soon as your little whiny bitch ass reported the pussy photo i posted. once again, this thread is still around -because i- posted a putty shot.

we all know your type. a hypersensitive blow hard with an ego the size of your ears. you have failed at so many things in life it puts you on the defensive and attack modes at the same time.

if this thread is your present to you this year, that is really a sad commentary on your life as a whole/hole. and if this thread is a present to you, i am the grinch, stealing it from you.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Oh, no! It all makes sense now and I am sincerely regretful! AutoDelux is mentally handicapped. I know I said so jokingly before, but now that he has a woman coming to his rescue I see what should have been obvious all along.

To Sensualdreamer I must apologize for making light of your "special" friend's dilemma. Please forgive me.

Pfft I wasn't coming to his rescue...I just happen to think he's hilarious thus my initial posting

Hey man don't be so hard on yourself

*Giggling* too funny Scots

...This thread was my present to myself this year, and you've made it so much better by playing along. I thank you. Merry Christmas!

So much for giving yourself something worthwhile huh? Kinda like Ekserb the gift that keeps on giving....well that is unless you're sterile.

 

[Peaches1990]

What was the original topic again?

 

[gunforhire]

What was the original topic again?

Cliff's Notes:

Old Man yells at cloud

Whippersnapper walks on his grass

Old man yells at Whippersnapper threatens to call the police

Whippersnapper calls Old Man old

you're gay

you're a failure

you're gay

you're old

you're stupid

you're wrinkly



a few observations about the weather mixed in

 

[AutoDelux]

What was the original topic again?

the op's ugly face gets him less pussy.

 

[Peaches1990]

Cliff's Notes:

Old Man yells at cloud

Whippersnapper walks on his grass

Old man yells at Whippersnapper threatens to call the police

Whippersnapper calls Old Man old

you're gay

you're a failure

you're gay

you're old

you're stupid

you're wrinkly



a few observations about the weather mixed in

I love the smell of testosterone in the morning Anyone beating their chests yet?

the op's ugly face gets him less pussy.

Is that an episode of Friends? You forgot 'the one where....'

 

[gunforhire]

I love the smell of testosterone in the morning Anyone beating their chests yet?

Sword fight at midnight!

 

[Peaches1990]

Sword fight at midnight!

Dude. You're not allowed swords in here. Concentrate.

 

[Crescent_Kit]

Sword fight at midnight!

En garde!!
-starts hacking and slashing and wounding everyone with dramatic music playing like that scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail-