Most odd sexual remark/compliment you have ever received?

[sidonie45]

My husband, before I got serious with him, mentioned his ancestors came from the Scandinavian countries.
With a lopsided grin, he informed me he came from a long line of marauders and pillagers. I thought to myself that I wouldn't mind a bit of that.

 

[NaughtyKinkyHub]

Not really weird but def a good compliment.

I was at a girls dorm and we started fooling around. As I pull out my dick and she started sucking, mid suck she stops and goes “omg you have the most perfectly shaped cock, it’s so straight “ I got a kick out of it.

 

[MaybeMae]

my college fuck budy

told me I was the most adorable slut he'd ever seen.
maybe not that dirty but it made me grin for a week

 

[QuasiSemiDemiEsqueIsh]

told me I was the most adorable slut he'd ever seen.
maybe not that dirty but it made me grin for a week

I think that’s really sweet and cute. I’d love if a partner said that to me.

 

[Reed8]

Feeling reminiscent today..

When I was 19, I started dating a girl that one of my friends had previously dated. I was really into her when they were dating. I had a huge crush on her and felt she felt the same about me. After they had broken up, I talked to him to see if it was okay if I asked her out. We were pretty good friends and it was bros before hoes kind of thinking that propelled me to ask. He said he didn't care.

This girl and I spent a lot of time together. The sexual stuff was slow to emerge but we did make out and did some heavy petting frequently. Then we had the talk, the sexual history talk. We started talking about past lovers and things we have done. She was far more experienced than I. I wished I had more to share with her. She just kept sharing more and more stories. But she never mentioned, John, my friend. So I asked her a about it.

She assured me that in the short time that we they were together she had given him just a couple of blow jobs. I was pissed because we had been dating longer and I hadn't even seen her tits. I shouldn't say pissed more like sexually frustrated. I tried to pry details out of her but she clammed up and didn't reveal much more.

Some more time went by and I was at her apartment/dorm and we started getting into it. She asks me if she can blow me. Of course I say yes and she proceeds to pull off her top and bra. Just when I think my cock can't grow another centimeter, I twitch so hard at the sight of her breasts. I thought I was going to snap my spine.

She gets on her knees and unbuttons my jeans, tugs everything down and wraps her mouth around me. She starts groaning like shes eating cookies and cream ice cream. Like really getting into it. It had been a while since I had any physical touch like this so I was already to burst. Trying desperately to calm myself. She stops and looks up at me and says "I love sucking cock." The way she looked and the way it sounded captured a sense of desperation in her. It pushed me over the edge. She dive bombed on my cock again and I announced I was going to cum. She never relented. Moaning ,humming and groaning the whole time she is sucking me off. I cease up like an engine out of oil. Best orgasm, albeit quickest, of my life up to that point.

She pulls up and licks her lips. "Fuck you came fast!" I was pretty embarrassed at that point. Yeah I didn't have huge amounts of stamina but my first impression was shorter than normal. Then she says. "I fucking love that. No guy has ever cum for me that fast."

Come to find out months later this girl confessed to me that John, my friend, took forever to cum while she was blowing him. It was part of the reason why they broke up. All in all, my instance of premature ejaculation was a cloud with a silver lining.

 

[Snowbunnie12]

Said by me? At a crappy dinner with girlfriends at 3AM. The cute waiter asks “how I would I like my eggs” to which I responded “fertilized”... he didn’t get it but we all had a good laugh.

 

[Poovey555]

Overheard

I overheard some male students talking about me, one of them looked at me and said, yeah I’d do her. These were high schoolers, in the 10th grade.

 

[ElenaVF]

I see you like double fisting

This has been said to me twice since I turned 40 but never before:

1. I’m at a swank adult only house party standing by the pool in a little black dress and high heels. I’m sipping from my glass of wine. Husband asks me to hold his glass of wine, so I take it, and he walks away to do something. This cute guy who was 12-15 years younger than me saunters over, looks me in the eyes and says ‘so I see you like double fisting.’ I gave him mad props for confidence but said ‘you’re just too young for me.’

2. I’m at my daughter’s volleyball tournament wearing a t-shirt, yoga pants and flip flops. I’ve been here for 6 hours and I’m waiting another hour for her last game to start. I go off to a quiet corner to take a business call on my company-issued iPhone. I hung up from that call and turned to look at vball schedule on my personal iPhone, so I’m holiding a iPhone in each hand. A seemingly normal dad I don’t know walks up to me, looks at my phones and looks me right in the eyes and says... ‘I’ve been watching you. I see you like double fisting.’ Then he walked away, leaving me with my jaw hanging open but I’m smiling.

 

[BBCfan]

I remember a GF that was pretty kinky said after a session, "man, you fuck like a Demon."

I liked that one.

 

[SwitchpervStud]

Yummy

Once when I was younger and wearing a top that showed off my toned, flat tummy a guy told me "your tummy is meant to be wearing cum"

Hmmm reminds me of when my friends would say how much they would cum on my mommy’s ass when she picked me up from soccer practice

 

[Funnbrandy]

Compliment

Was once told I have a body made for fucking.......lol, wasn't sure it was a compliment but he said most girls can't take his hardest pounding but I couldn't get enough......so thanks I guess? Lol.

 

[KUJACK]

At lunch in college

An upper plassman bragged to her girlfriend says I sat there that I fucked her and came three times and she couldn't believe it

 

[Clem99]

After I had cum in a lady’s mouth, she coughed a bit and said “I almost choked, you cum more than anyone I have been with...”

 

[TheFatGuy2016]

After a blow job from a lady I had met online she said "you need more potassium in your diet."

 

[tmmmbrrr]

Not a word was spoken. I was getting gas and a hot new car pulls up with a couple inside. They both got out to go inside. Nothing special about him, except you could tell that he had money. Her, on the other hand -- total knock out. Dressed like a model with body, hair and poise to match.

Was I staring? I dunno, but as she passed by she turned her head, caught my eye and gave me a wink. Made my day. Decades later, I still have no idea what I was supposed to do with that...

except remember it.


Whoever you were, thanks.

 

[hulmule]

Had a women tell me i was her Micheal Angelo of the bedroom. "do your hands ever stop moving" Takes 2, she gave great head and made me feel great.

 

[DJFaninTN]

during a very long love making session one lady asked ... do you ever get tired? kind of made me laugh and I asked her if that was a problem? she laughed and said I don't think so.

another woman told me once I eat pussy like a woman. at first I wasn't sure how to take that but she assured me it was a good thing.

 

[BlondePrincess937614]

What

Some random guy came up to me at a bar and said "suck my tooth bitch" that was 5 years ago and I'm still confused.

 

[anniebaby10]

Back in college I was a long distance runner so my legs and ass were always very firm and tight. My boobs however, were nothing but a small A cup. One day after a long run, I was stretching and one of my male teammates came over and said "God did not give you much up on top but you have a great ass". I guess that was a compliment

 

[riverj]

Said by me? At a crappy dinner with girlfriends at 3AM. The cute waiter asks “how I would I like my eggs” to which I responded “fertilized”... he didn’t get it but we all had a good laugh.

You should have gotten a free meal for that one liner.... Classic

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It wasn't funny, but I'd never heard it before...

I was having stand up anal sex with this woman who came from it...every once in a while she'd cry out, which I assumed meant she was cumming. Once I asked her, as she was cumming, if this was another orgasm. She said no, her first! She said it in a raggedly manner...

"First?" I asked.

Again, in a ragged manner, she said, "It doesn't stop....." She'd been cumming, to her, continuously from anal...

 

[DustyDreams]

I was a late, very late, bloomer…

I was walking down the street one day when a guy walking towards me and looking at my crotch, said " Oh God, I want to kiss those lips".

I had no idea what he was talking about but I knew that it was "bad".

Now, I'd love a guy to say that to me. lol!

 

[Astroman72]

When one girlfriend (who had a great sense of humor) saw my hard cock for the first time, she said lustfully "Oh...that's just wrong." (I'm only slightly above-average size in that department, but since I'm a smaller guy in general, I think it appears bigger.)

Best compliment was from one girlfriend, after I masturbated her to orgasm: "Wow, you know my body better than I do." (which was luck on my part, since she was one of my first partners and I barely knew what I was doing.)

 

[mjolnir_1]

Compliments...

I have been lucky to receive compliments from women both younger and older I've been with.

You could get in a lot of trouble with those hands...

That isn't a cock inside those pants...that's a fucking missile

Sweetie I appreciate how responsive you are to my touch...
(Older woman I was fooling around with when I was in my 30's)

I appreciate your Viking heritage, I like the way you pillage me and take control

 

[Annatartywife]

A guy once told me he liked my ankles.
Never knew that was some peoples thing LOL