Most odd sexual remark/compliment you have ever received?

[HeidiThompson]

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[Corbie]

A man told me I looked way too innocent to be doing what I was doing. I can't help how I look, but he said it was meant as a compliment because it turned him on.

What were you doing?

 

[HeidiThompson]

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[Mtnmike]

"For a fat girl your pussy is tight"
I think he thinks the pussy gets bigger the fatter you are.. I've have several men make similar comments about it.

Never say the fat word but always compliment on their tight Pussy. Like an old saying " Big Woman, Big Pussy. Little Woman All Pussy ".

 

[SubmissiveMom]

Met an older guy walking along Harlech beach years ago. Hugest dog I'd ever seen, nearly as tall as me, so stopped to stroke it.
'Wow' I said 'he's really friendly for such a big dog'
'Yeah' he said 'loves the ladies and he's got the hugest cock if you want to come back with us i and see just how friendly he is'
I just laughed nervously and made a sharp exit towards our spot but made me so wet and dizzy as I walked away x x x

 

[AlwaysInTrouble]

With an old girlfriend, during our "first time", I made my initial thrust and she said "Christ, you're thick!".... I just grinned and that was the last coherent noise she made for a while....

 

[lil_jenni]

I'm sure this was straight out of the "Negging" PAU handbook, but one guy at a resort I work at basically tried to put his hands up my skirt and when I got offended he said I should be thanking him because I was "A 4, at best" I got suspended until his family checked out after I broke his nose XP

Yeah, the negging shit used to drive me nuts. In college, I had several guys neg my boob size, such as saying "You'd be a ten if you got a boob job" or "Small tits don't do it for me, but I'll make an exception if you want to hook up."

My boobs are a bit on the smaller side, but I'm far from flat. Hell, my after pregnancy boobs are even good for some nice cleavage. Plus, I got lots of attention back then when I wore skin tight tops with no bra, which my pre-pregnancy body was made for. So, I didn't let that shit bother me. I just didn't hook up with any asshole who tried it, which was their loss because in college, I'd go down on a guy just because he was cute and not an asshole to me. Yeah, low standards, but at least I had some.

I got lots of compliments on my fellatio skills, but the best was a guy who told me I should go as Super Fellatrix for Halloween. After that, I called myself that all the time.

 

[oldcalhippie]

One semester in college I had a black room mate. I was showering, community shower, he came in and after a few minutes he was like, "Dayum, you got some big ass balls boy!"

What is the oddest sexual comment/compliment you have ever received?

I was once told I ate pussy like a lesbian. By a woman.?

 

[Live_Oak]

An ex described my cock as extra medium. What does that even mean???

 

[CuriousJInLA]

An ex described my cock as extra medium. What does that even mean???

Has to be better than extra small or medium though!

 

[WerdNerd]

Has to be better than extra small or medium though!

Yeah an extra medium cock sounds pretty good right now.

 

[Stacysmith287]

Disgusting though it is..iv had a remark " I'd use your shite for toothpaste " lol among other's lol xx

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Disgusting though it is..iv had a remark " I'd use your shite for toothpaste " lol among other's lol xx

To each their own but that’s a bit different

 

[MiaBabe23]

An ex described my cock as extra medium. What does that even mean???

Has to have been a compliment?!