Most odd sexual remark/compliment you have ever received?
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The last 'outside of marriage' encounter was with a young girl (late twenties..,)
she had just put a 'hell fuckn" on me and as I was laying there getting all my systems back in order, she pats me on my pecker---,
"For an OLD guy, you got some pretty good stamina.'
The last 'outside of marriage' encounter was with a young girl (late twenties..,)
she had just put a 'hell fuckn" on me and as I was laying there getting all my systems back in order, she pats me on my pecker---,
"For an OLD guy, you got some pretty good stamina.'
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Had a girl tell me my ball sack was huge and that I was basically playing dumb for not being aware. I don’t really go around looking at guy’s sacks though so it was news to me. That might explain why it gets in the way so much though.
Had a few girls compliment what a heavy cummer I was. Always nice to hear.
But usually it’s some remark on how “crazy” I am because in bed I’m like an Energizer Bunny. I just keep going and going and they keep cumming and cumming. Again, I have little frame of reference, but talking with them after, it appears they are so used to 15 min of glory that anything after is overtime as far as they are concerned. I guess I just play a different game with a longer regulation.
Can’t think of any complements I’ve given. I can count on on hand how many times I’ve cum just from a blowjob alone. (Usually I have to jump in to finish, I have a clench reflex) So I told one girl congratulations on being one of the few to succeed. She seemed to take it in pride, lol.
Had a few girls compliment what a heavy cummer I was. Always nice to hear.
But usually it’s some remark on how “crazy” I am because in bed I’m like an Energizer Bunny. I just keep going and going and they keep cumming and cumming. Again, I have little frame of reference, but talking with them after, it appears they are so used to 15 min of glory that anything after is overtime as far as they are concerned. I guess I just play a different game with a longer regulation.
Can’t think of any complements I’ve given. I can count on on hand how many times I’ve cum just from a blowjob alone. (Usually I have to jump in to finish, I have a clench reflex) So I told one girl congratulations on being one of the few to succeed. She seemed to take it in pride, lol.
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Got 2 that spring to mind:
1) Someone I was seeing years ago - Out in a bar on Friday night, she went to the bar to get some drinks, left me and her friend at the table, her friend casually mentions that my GF has been grinning all week since our weekend away the previous w/end - before i could answer she said "If you fuck hard 6 times in an evening and make her cum and quiver each time, she's probably still cumming right now if all accounts are correct - I'd have a smile on my face for days"
2) Walked into a club in London in the late 90's - 2 mins in the club and 2 women walk up to me "We're leaving to fuck each other, you can join us if you promise to fuck us both with your mouth, fingers and cock - coming?"
1) Someone I was seeing years ago - Out in a bar on Friday night, she went to the bar to get some drinks, left me and her friend at the table, her friend casually mentions that my GF has been grinning all week since our weekend away the previous w/end - before i could answer she said "If you fuck hard 6 times in an evening and make her cum and quiver each time, she's probably still cumming right now if all accounts are correct - I'd have a smile on my face for days"
2) Walked into a club in London in the late 90's - 2 mins in the club and 2 women walk up to me "We're leaving to fuck each other, you can join us if you promise to fuck us both with your mouth, fingers and cock - coming?"
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A student stayed after class to see me one day a number of years ago. "I was at the hairdresser's the other day," she said, "and all the women were talking about you." She paused a moment and then smiled at me as she asked "are you free this weekend."
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Reason #137 I could never be a teacher...
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Best friends mother many years ago.
"If I was 30 years younger...."
"If I was 30 years younger...."
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In my early 20s, while I was enjoying the conjugal company of two female friends, my tired cock was flaccid and I was in a post orgasm prolactin lethargy, the girls started musing about how much I looked like Michelangelo's statue of David, "...small dick and all." (I'm a grower, not a shower.)
That comment made me feel much less dysphoric about being male. I came to decide that although I liked cross dressing and being somewhat femme that I was also beautiful just the way I was and could embrace male beauty and femininity without changing my physiological gender.
I'm not saying this should be anyone's truth but my own. I now identify as non-binary.
That comment made me feel much less dysphoric about being male. I came to decide that although I liked cross dressing and being somewhat femme that I was also beautiful just the way I was and could embrace male beauty and femininity without changing my physiological gender.
I'm not saying this should be anyone's truth but my own. I now identify as non-binary.
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Oh, I have. That was another one of my favorites!
Time passages
Did a girl in high school (or right after graduation)........it was an intense, long weekend in her bed where we tried things I only dreamed of.
I ran into her home from college, four or five years later. She took me aside (a party, I think) and said firmly but softly. "That was the most wonderful sexual weekend of my entire life!" I was truly honored but then she said, "Tell me one thing we did that weekend that you haven't done since, and I'll do it again"
OK, maybe it was the pressure of the question or my mind sticking on several acts we had done that weekend, but I admitted I didn't have anything. Af first she looked pissed but then suddenly she grinned and said, "What the hell, let's try and see which ones we remember" and grabbed my arm and off to the bedroom we went!
Did a girl in high school (or right after graduation)........it was an intense, long weekend in her bed where we tried things I only dreamed of.
I ran into her home from college, four or five years later. She took me aside (a party, I think) and said firmly but softly. "That was the most wonderful sexual weekend of my entire life!" I was truly honored but then she said, "Tell me one thing we did that weekend that you haven't done since, and I'll do it again"
OK, maybe it was the pressure of the question or my mind sticking on several acts we had done that weekend, but I admitted I didn't have anything. Af first she looked pissed but then suddenly she grinned and said, "What the hell, let's try and see which ones we remember" and grabbed my arm and off to the bedroom we went!
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I had an older man buy my panties while at the mall. So cute.
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"Oh My.. you have the most beautiful Labia".. my Doctor when I was in my Twenties, pregnant with my second child during an examination...
Are you sure he didn't say "you have acute angina"?
The old ones are the best lol.
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Seems rather inappropriate!
Can't help wondering if it's true though, I'm sure it is.
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I've had a few say " FUCK YOU CAN EAT SOME PUSSY!!!!". One shouted out while she was enjoying her multiple orgasms.
I made one cum so hard and she was squirting for the first time. She yelled out "What the fuck have you done to me!!" And I didn't stop. I made her orgasm over and over. When you have them at that point where every thrust, or fingers, or lick makes them orgasm, you don't stop. When she was begging me to stop. Saying she couldn't take it anymore, I continued another 10-20 minutes. She was bucking wildly and in a non stop orgasm. It was amazing. An hour afterwards she told me she was still having micro orgasms every time she moved.
I made one cum so hard and she was squirting for the first time. She yelled out "What the fuck have you done to me!!" And I didn't stop. I made her orgasm over and over. When you have them at that point where every thrust, or fingers, or lick makes them orgasm, you don't stop. When she was begging me to stop. Saying she couldn't take it anymore, I continued another 10-20 minutes. She was bucking wildly and in a non stop orgasm. It was amazing. An hour afterwards she told me she was still having micro orgasms every time she moved.
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Seems rather inappropriate!
Can't help wondering if it's true though, I'm sure it is.
After I had my daughter, hospital staff commented on how good my tits were. They even sent others in to look at them!
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I had a guy tell me that my mom must be hot. I knew he was trying to be flattering but it was still weird to hear it. And yes, my mother is still beautiful
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"For a fat girl your pussy is tight"
I think he thinks the pussy gets bigger the fatter you are.. I've have several men make similar comments about it.
I think he thinks the pussy gets bigger the fatter you are.. I've have several men make similar comments about it.
Two
While she was holding an ice cream cone, "I bet I can lick this up w/o spilling a drop". I stared at her for a moment, she suddenly realized what she said and blushed. I said nothing
After sex..a long passionate sexual encounter, she rolled over, her sweaty body pressed against my body, "You know, I think I forgot why I was mad at you"
While she was holding an ice cream cone, "I bet I can lick this up w/o spilling a drop". I stared at her for a moment, she suddenly realized what she said and blushed. I said nothing
After sex..a long passionate sexual encounter, she rolled over, her sweaty body pressed against my body, "You know, I think I forgot why I was mad at you"
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A female friend
African American i was involved with
first time we fucked, looked at my cock
and said i am bigger than every black man
she slept with , i just said thank you.
African American i was involved with
first time we fucked, looked at my cock
and said i am bigger than every black man
she slept with , i just said thank you.
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I'm sure this was straight out of the "Negging" PAU handbook, but one guy at a resort I work at basically tried to put his hands up my skirt and when I got offended he said I should be thanking him because I was "A 4, at best" I got suspended until his family checked out after I broke his nose XP
I had an older woman who really liked me a lot. She a got a look at my junk and got a big blush on her face.
She named it "porn star" because she said it looked so perfect it should be in porn
One girlfriend said it was intimidating, and one was thankful it was dark when she got a hold of it so I couldn't see the look of shock on her face.
She named it "porn star" because she said it looked so perfect it should be in porn
One girlfriend said it was intimidating, and one was thankful it was dark when she got a hold of it so I couldn't see the look of shock on her face.
I had an older woman who really liked me a lot. She a got a look at my junk and got a big blush on her face.
She named it "porn star" because she said it looked so perfect it should be in porn
One girlfriend said it was intimidating, and one was thankful it was dark when she got a hold of it so I couldn't see the look of shock on her face.
Share a picture of this monster! I bet the guys want to see just as much as the gals.
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